Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke
m0nkeybutt_rash's X-Box (-12 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I gave
potterpuffs a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I helped
myownpaperdoll hide a body (-173 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-889 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
oldpeoplescarei
whoooo