just so you know
three things i've learned that you should probably know about NYC. . .
1. when a homless person is yelling at pigeon, don't question them as to how there day has been. You just might end up taking that pigeon's place and end up giving up a ciggarete to shut them up.
2. girls are dirty here, be careful. (i have not found that out first hand, but it is easy to speculate)
3. (and probably the most important) when it is below 30 degrees out and you want to wear sweatpants to happy mart. . . make sure you have boxers on. because of this horrible mistake, i have now lost my penis. . . and balls. this is sad
1. when a homless person is yelling at pigeon, don't question them as to how there day has been. You just might end up taking that pigeon's place and end up giving up a ciggarete to shut them up.
2. girls are dirty here, be careful. (i have not found that out first hand, but it is easy to speculate)
3. (and probably the most important) when it is below 30 degrees out and you want to wear sweatpants to happy mart. . . make sure you have boxers on. because of this horrible mistake, i have now lost my penis. . . and balls. this is sad