Character: Tawara Bunshichi
Series:
Tenjho Tenge Character Age: 20
Canon: High school is the time of a person's youth where they learn all the things they need in life. In Tenjou Tenge, however, the one lesson learned at Toudou Academy is what it means to be a warrior. Created to bring back martial arts to the youth of Japan, this school has a crapload of kids studying all different forms of combat. The manga revolves around one particular group known as the Jyuukenbu, showing their members', past and present, struggles and insane antics. It's only found out after many volumes that this premise is merely a facade put over an even bigger plot... Which is revealed to be another front for yet another plot, etc, etc, etc.
Tawara Bunshichi aka Double Impact Tawara is one of the founders of the Jyuukenbu but doesn't really have an interest in fighting. Ever since an emotrauma incident two years previous, he has not been associated with the group and continues to search for his "rose-colored high school life." Even though he's still a Junior, having failed two years in a row, Bunshichi is the mentor character who will use his strength to protect those who are in need of it even when he insists that he will not get involved in the chaos that starts going down. Sadly, even with this heroic attitude, Bunshichi is a bit of a lecher. A tits man, he loves to comment on breasts any chance he gets.
Sample Post:
Hey, hey, look here. I came here because I was told that this would be the ultimate kind of paradise for any hot blooded male and you're going to get in my way? Now see, you guys don't look like you're really in the best sort of shape, and I'm really not one who wants to get into unnecessary fights. So how 'bout just letting me make my way over to that onsen over there and getting a niiiiiice eyeful of those lovely curves out there? Believe me, I've had my one true paradise taken from me a long time ago and I don't get particularly happy when a bunch of asshats get in my way.
Whoa, easy there. I'm not looking for a fight. Really. Don't get so hostile. It doesn't take much to shuffle a little to the left, right? Going for my brain isn't going to solve anything. Hell, it just gets me kind of pissed off. How else am I going to be able to take in this beautiful sight that's just riiiiight behind you over there. That you're blocking. If you think you're capable to taking my brain, go ahead and try but there's no way you'll be able to do more than eat your own fists--no, that wasn't a suggestion but... well, that's a completely new kind of tactic.
As great as it is that you're so determined to punish yourselves, you're still blocking the view. Now. You have a choice. Move now and I'll go easy on you, or completely ignore my preachings about the perfection of feminine attractions and how they should never be covered up and be free to bounce and jiggle as nature intended and I get Exorcist Tawara on your collective faces. Trust me, after all this wandering about in the muck and the stench of these woods, this oasis ahead of me is worth more than your "gorgeous" complexion you've got going on there, shithead.
So. What'll be, boys?
... uh huh. It figures. No one ever listens to an old man when he has a lesson to teach. Kids these days, really.
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