everybody loves a poop story
adventures in shitting
So i went on my lunch break at work and then decided I had to make a poop. I go to the bathroom to do some paperwork and the first thing I notice is that it smells REALLY, extraordinarily, bad in there. But I don't think much of it, because it is a shithouse after all. I open the stall and to my horror, there is brown LIQUID all over the floor and the toilet seat. The toilet itself hasn't been flushed and there is brown liquid on the flushing handle. Normally, I would have just held it in and waited until I got off work, but this was almost an emergency. I had to go really bad. So i went and told my boss that i was going to clean it up, because I really needed to use the bathroom. She says sure and I go get the gloves and expense some bleach and some anti-bacterial cleaner. I start cleaning up the mess and its all good looking enough to try and flush. After three tries it still won't go down. So i start an inspection and I see some material in the toilet that looks like a shoe. I'm still wearing my gloves, so i have no problem fishing it out. As i'm pulling this thing out I notice a size tag and a gray band. It was underwear. Shitty underwear. Upon further inspection, i notice that the person shitted their cigarettes as well, they were in the corner with brown liquid all over them.
I'm sharing this story because I just want to know how in the fuck do you let yourself get to that point? I've never had to use the bathroom so badly that i shit myself. The best guess I have is that the person was ill and waiting for a prescription to fix the problem and just exploded all over themselves and ran into the bathroom with liquid shit crawling down their leg. If thats not the case, then what the fuck happened in there?
So i went on my lunch break at work and then decided I had to make a poop. I go to the bathroom to do some paperwork and the first thing I notice is that it smells REALLY, extraordinarily, bad in there. But I don't think much of it, because it is a shithouse after all. I open the stall and to my horror, there is brown LIQUID all over the floor and the toilet seat. The toilet itself hasn't been flushed and there is brown liquid on the flushing handle. Normally, I would have just held it in and waited until I got off work, but this was almost an emergency. I had to go really bad. So i went and told my boss that i was going to clean it up, because I really needed to use the bathroom. She says sure and I go get the gloves and expense some bleach and some anti-bacterial cleaner. I start cleaning up the mess and its all good looking enough to try and flush. After three tries it still won't go down. So i start an inspection and I see some material in the toilet that looks like a shoe. I'm still wearing my gloves, so i have no problem fishing it out. As i'm pulling this thing out I notice a size tag and a gray band. It was underwear. Shitty underwear. Upon further inspection, i notice that the person shitted their cigarettes as well, they were in the corner with brown liquid all over them.
I'm sharing this story because I just want to know how in the fuck do you let yourself get to that point? I've never had to use the bathroom so badly that i shit myself. The best guess I have is that the person was ill and waiting for a prescription to fix the problem and just exploded all over themselves and ran into the bathroom with liquid shit crawling down their leg. If thats not the case, then what the fuck happened in there?