Apr 12, 2006 16:38
If you have more than 40, you are spoiled...
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone (YA and it costs ME 65$ a month!)
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(3) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dial up)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(4) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(5) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(6) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(7) a working washer and dryer
(8) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(9) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(10) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (at the cottage)
(11) your own pair of skis (well snowboard should count too)
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(12) two or more family cars
(13) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(14) good credit
(15) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(16) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (I have two)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(17) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(18) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(19) go on weekend mini-vacations (I used to...)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(20) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(21) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(22) traveled out of the country
(23) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(24) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(25) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(26) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you