Ow July den (Tenjewberrymud!)

[oldhippie71]

Tenjewberrymud !

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// It's amazing, but you will understand the above word by the end of
// this ......
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// Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find
// yourself
// talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has been
// nominated for best email of 1999.
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// The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
// room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
// the Far East Economic Review.....
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Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes 'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem,tossy inglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"