Favourite Quotes?

Jan 07, 2007 22:33

Deborah- Its all so confusing. And I'm a little puzzled as to why you have Liberace standing next to you.

Prof- Yes. Why HAVE I got Liberace standing next to me?

Satan- Hewo Deborah! I'm Dickie's Spirit Guide!

*later*

Prof- WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PLAYING AT?

Satan- Well, I just thought that your wife seeing Satan would inhibit your conversation a little. So I transmogrified myself.

Prof- Yes, but why on earth did you take on the form of Liberace?

Satan- I panicked!

Prof- You looked ridiculous sitting at that gold piano!

Yours?:)
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