Jennifer Lopez May be Pregnant
Stolen from much_ado, posted here just to tick off quicktongue and get it back on the top of his friend's list
A source says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing “tons of shopping” for baby clothes lately. Either they're having a baby or Marc lost his naughty clothes.
“He was at Fred Segal last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120,” says a source. “He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift - that he intended to use it - but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you.” The source says that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well.
I guess congratulations are in order. Particularly to Jennifer, for not having a heart attack when Lurch was bouncing around on top of her. As I recall, the proper thing to do at this point is strip Jennifer naked and sacrifice her at the altar of Azazoth to purify the demon-seed. But then again, maybe Satan's Whores 5 isn't supposed to be a documentary. Hmmm, maybe I should've thought of that before that whole mess with the chickens.
A source says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing “tons of shopping” for baby clothes lately. Either they're having a baby or Marc lost his naughty clothes.
“He was at Fred Segal last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120,” says a source. “He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift - that he intended to use it - but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you.” The source says that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well.
I guess congratulations are in order. Particularly to Jennifer, for not having a heart attack when Lurch was bouncing around on top of her. As I recall, the proper thing to do at this point is strip Jennifer naked and sacrifice her at the altar of Azazoth to purify the demon-seed. But then again, maybe Satan's Whores 5 isn't supposed to be a documentary. Hmmm, maybe I should've thought of that before that whole mess with the chickens.