Minute Maid juices are good. I can prolly drink a whole case of these damn things. Then, with the excess juice, ill fuckin take a bath in it and build wind tunnels.
Last nite was cool. I got to be a fuckin ninja in my own house. I was in the room, and all of a sudden i heard a huge slam from down stairs.. Sounded like somebody tried to bumrush my house. So i go to my closet, in a paranoid state, and grabbed my sword. @ this point, im in mother fuckin Ninja mode and creep downstairs. Well i see the door has opened wide open, thankfully no rain got into the house. So i close and lock it properly this time. But i am not done yet! I creep thru each room and open each door, on the intentions of stabbin some intruder. After a thorough check thru every room, i make it back to my room, only to be entertainmed by my own paranoia. This is what happens when ya get off a long day of work and have a couple of nightcaps. Which reminds me. Time to start drinkin. Just say no, kids.
Let's smoke some beers
=Mr. Hanley