*shudders*

[oldertwinhikaru]

Tono, you need to make sure you know where your phone is when you and Haruhi bang each other.

You ass dialed me and left a seven minute long voicemail of sex noises.

Ugh. I need brain bleach.

Comments

[hostprincess]

Sorry, Hikaru ^^; uh... it won't happen again... I hope.

[oldertwinhikaru]

You know what, Haruhi? You make sure Tono's phone isn't anywhere near where he could ass dial me or anyone else.

[thethirdson]

It is getting a little ridiclous... I got the same message. I was going to talk to them OFFLINE about it, however. Now that its brought up though, it really would be a good idea for you to at least remove his phone. Lord...

[oldertwinhikaru]

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
KYOUYA-SENPAI HAD TO LISTEN TO TONOPORN!

[thethirdson]

You shouldn't be laughing. You would've only known how long it was if you'd listened to the WHOLE thing, Hikaru.

[oldertwinhikaru]

Screw you, Shadow King.

[thethirdson]

That would cost you more than you could afford, Hikaru-kun.

[oldertwinhikaru]

You let Kaoru for free.

...
Which is, like the original contents of this journal, NOT something I wanna think about.

[thethirdson]

Then why were you..?

[oldertwinhikaru]

Screw you.

Again.

[thethirdson]

You know, you can always come with Kaoru, if you feel that strongly about it.

[oldertwinhikaru]

AARHG NO
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, SCAR ME FOR LIFE?!

[thethirdson]

Ahh, so you finally caught on? That's definitely an amazing feat on your part.

Congratulations.

[oldertwinhikaru]

Shut up.
...I hate you.

[thethirdson]

I sent you your cut for this months magazine spread. Have fun with it.

And don't be like that, you'll only hurt yourself.

[oldertwinhikaru]

asdfj
WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL HAD AN EXTRA SURPRISE.
WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU DECIDE TO SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU AND KAORU DOING SOMETHING LIKE... THAT?!?!

DUDE. THAT'S WORSE THAN THE ASS DIAL VOICEMAIL! DDDDX