a work in progresspigshitpoetDecember 13 2024, 23:00:22 UTC
The Postal Strike Goes Viral
“I am not unemployed, with this new labor plan.” “Yet it’s not foolproof. I’ll summon our backups when the foreman enters. You know, right after we salute her with the full monty, er full moon.” “Where will you be?” “Just outside the doors recording the proceedings on my spellphone device. Great acoustics in here - you’ll hear what’s happening. We’ll confront her and shut this place down.” The scattered union members were filling the room. I directed you toward the forewoman. Forewarned is forearmed, you rolled up your sleeves and went straight to task. “Just lie to us like a good little dictator. And we won't take your guff !” I shouted. “Why can’t you be the boss?” you grumbled as you went to confront her face to face. “They required an aryan blond. Now undress her with your eyes!” Do it for the union. You can always regret it when you're on unemployment... Done. All the postal workers were ordered back to work without any soup. And that's the way the story ends.
It was just my 'magination, runnin' 'way with me...
RE: Re: a work in progresspigshitpoetDecember 13 2024, 23:39:05 UTC
ha-hah! just trying to do my part.. sounds like the canada postal strike is on the chopping block and all my blocked parcels might begin to arrive in time for christmas... ; O
“I am not unemployed, with this new labor plan.”
“Yet it’s not foolproof. I’ll summon our backups when the foreman enters.
You know, right after we salute her with the full monty, er full moon.”
“Where will you be?”
“Just outside the doors recording the proceedings on my spellphone device.
Great acoustics in here - you’ll hear what’s happening.
We’ll confront her and shut this place down.”
The scattered union members were filling the room. I directed you toward the forewoman.
Forewarned is forearmed, you rolled up your sleeves and went straight to task.
“Just lie to us like a good little dictator. And we won't take your guff !” I shouted.
“Why can’t you be the boss?” you grumbled as you went to confront her face to face.
“They required an aryan blond. Now undress her with your eyes!”
Do it for the union. You can always regret it when you're on unemployment...
Done.
All the postal workers were ordered back to work without any soup.
And that's the way the story ends.
It was just my 'magination, runnin' 'way with me...
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just trying to do my part..
sounds like the canada postal strike is on the chopping block
and all my blocked parcels might begin to arrive
in time for christmas...
; O
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