Hello to my electrical readership!
Mr. Tin has finally sought to bring the tele-gram machine back from the scientists who have made it so that Standish's transcriptions of my journals shall be transmitted across the seas! Finally, I shall be able to share with an audience of a size befitting my recollections and diary. oh, what fun we shall all have! And Standish must transcribe and transmit my every word, no matter the whimsy, which I decree shall be so publicated...Mr. Tin has his mechanical eye on my loyal Standish's position, you must know! And so it is, that my loyal Standish is in a competition of sorts with Mr. Tin, my newer and favored of my man servants. And so it is that he must impress upon me his deft and loyalty so much the more, should he not be replaced! What merriment! should you become an electrically-recorded friend of mine, perhaps we shall soon take tea and better get to reminice. Goodbye, goodbye!