Movie Sequels

Jan 07, 2012 19:53

first post of the new year. I play on facebook and blogger.com mostly now but I will still post occasionally to keep this one active.
Lets talk about movies. Anyone remember Lake Placid?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139414/

Great movie. Fun and hilarious. Fast Forward almost 10 years.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139414/

Are you kidding me? I caught it on Scifi night before last. Bad, Bad Bad. Direct to video/made for Tv of course. It at least was mildly entertaining..if only because I like John Schneider. And after that one was THIS one

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1499249/

Caught about the first 30mins of it before I said screw it, shut off the tube and went to bed. If anything 3 was MUCH worse than 2 from what little I saw of it. What is it with no talent hacks doing sequels to stuff that was NEVER meant to be sequeled? On the other hand, No Talent Hacks describes most of hollyweird.

Of course most of you will probably remember The Scorpion King
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277296/

Another one of my favorites. Awesome movie, interesting story and action. A few years later..some no talent hack does a 'sequel'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104123/
The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior. I made the mistake of watching this one. I KNEW it was gonna be bad but...it turns out it was even worse than I thought

Now we come to The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption. It apparently continues the story of Mathayus. His kingdom has crumbled and he's back to being an assassin for hire. He has to defend a kingdom from some warlord and his horde. meh. It has some guy I've never heard of victor webster, playing the role of Mathayus. Now this is one I find interesting because of the touted story line but for fucks sake could they NOT have made it into a major motion pic and brought back the original fucking cast? No? Sigh..yeah I doubt The Rock would want to do this one either. I apparently being a closet masochist will subject myself the this wonder of.....film making. When it comes to television. Be damned if I'm gonna pay money for something I know is gonna suck donkey balls. I found out about it from a commercial for the DVD release while I was flipping through the channels a short bit ago.

That being said. I grilled some steaks, the weather was perfect, my Syracuse Orangemen remain undefeated by kicking Marquette's ass, the Houston Texans kicked the ever loving shit out of the Cincinati Bengals; and I caught tail end of the movie RED.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526/

Awesome movie. I highly recommend it if you have not seen it. Ahhh what a glorious day.

Edit 2/4/2012 11pm: I HATE spammers! DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! DIE!
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