signs the world is going insane..
1. not one, not 2 but 3 cellphones all go tits up inside of 24hrs. one of them I'd had in my hands less than 10 mins after getting it as a replacement for another one.
2. In dealing with your cellphone company, who is so large that customer service is but a memory...you go from perturbed, to exceedingly pissed off, to..fuck it..don't care, not mad anymore just want it resolved already. Is that too much to ask?[the answer is YES!]
3.in the following 12hrs after that you notice that your microwave doesn't quite sound like it should.
4. At the instant you realize something is wrong with the microwave, before you can stop yourself you react like Treat William's character in Deep Rising and growl "Now What?!"
5. You have recently come to the startling revelation that everyone around you got their driving lessons in a bumper car ring and their licenses out of a cracker jack box.
5a. it then hits you that it's taken you entirely too long to come to this most blindingly obvious conclusion.
6. It RAINS, and being that it's a drought you thank the good lord above and at same time think to yourself "okay so maybe repetitive shaking of the peruvian rain stick that you have in your room actually works
7. The dog wakes you up whining to tell you 'Daddy the power is out.' at 3:45 in the morning. You promptly realize this is accurate when you realize you don't see ANY light. not from your modem, not from the nightlight in the bathroom and you realize that your fan isn't running either.
8. After getting up out of bed you go to the phone and your stack of bills, call the power company and realize that after being transferred to a department for an entirely different city..their customer service reps aren't really any more awake then you.
8a. You also realize that this early in the morning a trained chimp probably couldn't do the job any worse then the person on the other end of the line.
9.. You wonder after getting home from a run since your awake, annoyed and can't get back to sleep anyway.
10. You then have breakfast because the odds of actually getting back to sleep, since you've only had 3hrs anyway, are not likely since you desire it so badly.
11. Fuck it. You might as well have breakfast, then get on the internet and bitch about it.
2. In dealing with your cellphone company, who is so large that customer service is but a memory...you go from perturbed, to exceedingly pissed off, to..fuck it..don't care, not mad anymore just want it resolved already. Is that too much to ask?[the answer is YES!]
3.in the following 12hrs after that you notice that your microwave doesn't quite sound like it should.
4. At the instant you realize something is wrong with the microwave, before you can stop yourself you react like Treat William's character in Deep Rising and growl "Now What?!"
5. You have recently come to the startling revelation that everyone around you got their driving lessons in a bumper car ring and their licenses out of a cracker jack box.
5a. it then hits you that it's taken you entirely too long to come to this most blindingly obvious conclusion.
6. It RAINS, and being that it's a drought you thank the good lord above and at same time think to yourself "okay so maybe repetitive shaking of the peruvian rain stick that you have in your room actually works
7. The dog wakes you up whining to tell you 'Daddy the power is out.' at 3:45 in the morning. You promptly realize this is accurate when you realize you don't see ANY light. not from your modem, not from the nightlight in the bathroom and you realize that your fan isn't running either.
8. After getting up out of bed you go to the phone and your stack of bills, call the power company and realize that after being transferred to a department for an entirely different city..their customer service reps aren't really any more awake then you.
8a. You also realize that this early in the morning a trained chimp probably couldn't do the job any worse then the person on the other end of the line.
9.. You wonder after getting home from a run since your awake, annoyed and can't get back to sleep anyway.
10. You then have breakfast because the odds of actually getting back to sleep, since you've only had 3hrs anyway, are not likely since you desire it so badly.
11. Fuck it. You might as well have breakfast, then get on the internet and bitch about it.