this band changed my life!

[oldboneclaws]

"Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe

Umm Hmm
That's right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Girl that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl?
Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see
Are the ones that sing
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe"

(from "Cameltoe" by "Fannypack")

yeah, so i ran across this cd at grumpy's, and now i'm kinda sad that i didn't buy it, because i'll be damned if i can find anywhere online that'll let me hear the sweet funky grooves of Fannypack fo' free!

STRIKE THAT!
google has their "Hey Mami" video!
oh. my. god.
people produced this shit. RECENTLY.