I'm old and getting older...
I am old.
I am so old. *sigh*
I try to pretend I'm young by LYEING ABOUT AGE and cavorting with YOUNG MEN, but the truth is, I'm old. I'm gaining grey hairs and losing my sense of humour. That is what comes with OLD AGE.
Why do all the YOUNG MEN out there have girlfriends? Why aren't they interested in OLD WOMEN like me? I have tons of indie cred; that should count for something, shouldn't it?! Does OLD AGE take it all away?
My sister's brej friends are really weird. She thinks my friends are weird, but seriously, her friends are weird and need to find something better to do than all that weird Canadian Idol nonsense and stealing jam from hotel restaurants. I swear, I wasn't like that when I was young.
Ah, when I was young. Those were the bad good old days. *more sighing*
I guess I'll never be young again, but I can still LYE ABOUT AGE as much as possible. I mean, I'm short small, and I wear clothes from Urban Outfitters YOUNG STORES, so people will think I'm young, right? RIGHT?!
I'm tired. Old age tires you right out. I'm going to leave now and come back when I feel less old.
I am so old. *sigh*
I try to pretend I'm young by LYEING ABOUT AGE and cavorting with YOUNG MEN, but the truth is, I'm old. I'm gaining grey hairs and losing my sense of humour. That is what comes with OLD AGE.
Why do all the YOUNG MEN out there have girlfriends? Why aren't they interested in OLD WOMEN like me? I have tons of indie cred; that should count for something, shouldn't it?! Does OLD AGE take it all away?
My sister's brej friends are really weird. She thinks my friends are weird, but seriously, her friends are weird and need to find something better to do than all that weird Canadian Idol nonsense and stealing jam from hotel restaurants. I swear, I wasn't like that when I was young.
Ah, when I was young. Those were the bad good old days. *more sighing*
I guess I'll never be young again, but I can still LYE ABOUT AGE as much as possible. I mean, I'm short small, and I wear clothes from Urban Outfitters YOUNG STORES, so people will think I'm young, right? RIGHT?!
I'm tired. Old age tires you right out. I'm going to leave now and come back when I feel less old.