It's like the Zombie Invasion all over again! ...But worse.

Jun 22, 2009 14:11

*Mary was just chilling in her room, finishing off her cupcake, when she realized the something was materializing in the middle of her room. A certain undead, skeleton-like something*

What the- ohmygodit'sazombiegetinthevan! *the skeleton gets on one knee as Mary screams like a little girl and dives behind the coffee table*

Please don't eat me, I taste horrible, I swear! Go eat Lou, or France or something, not meeee!

*whimpers, and shakes like a Latvia until she realizes she's not being eaten* ...? *peering over the coffee table at the kneeling skeleton, she gets an idea* ...Hey, clean my room.

*on cue, the skeleton rises and gets to cleaning. Mary smirks* ...Hell. Yes.

we're screwed!, approach with caution, ic: event

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