*Her mouth drops, agape as she receives this certain piece of
news.
There is quiet for a long time, as she reads, and re-reads the article. Finally, the rage builds up and bubbles over*
WHAAAT!?
Lawmakers deliberate changing the beloved and loathed state song
At a Senate hearing, historians, re-enators and teachers share their feelings on giving new lyrics to the state tune
By Julie Bykowicz | julie.bykowicz@baltsun.com
March 7, 2009
Sen. Jennie Forehand was attending a conference of Southern lawmakers some years ago when Maryland, My Maryland, the state song, began playing at a ceremony.
An impassioned Confederate-era poem set to the tune of O Tannenbaum, the song takes a particularly exclamatory turn at the end: "She is not dead, nor deaf, nor dumb - Huzza! She spurns the Northern scum! She breathes! She burns! She'll come! She'll come! Maryland! My Maryland!"
"People were laughing at it," said Forehand, a Montgomery County Democrat, "They were asking, 'What in the world is this all about?'"
Forehand told the story yesterday as she tried to persuade lawmakers to change their tune about the state song. The Senate hearing was packed with Confederate re-enactors, amateur historians, teachers and a seventh-grader who said she loves the state song, which taught her the meaning of "despot."
For more than 50 years, lawmakers have periodically tried to dethrone Maryland, My Maryland, written in 1861 by James Ryder Randall and codified as the state song in 1939. Randall, 22 at the time, penned the lyrics after learning that his former college roommate had been killed in a Pratt Street riot between Confederate sympathizers and Union soldiers from Massachusetts, the history goes.
Many of those testifying yesterday said they were present seven years ago, the last time Forehand unsuccessfully tried to do away with Randall's words. She wants to replace them with a more pacifist version written in 1894 by John T. White, an Allegany County teacher.
"I feel like a victim's family who has to show up again and again for parole hearings," Linda Atwell, a history buff who lives in Frederick County, told the committee.
Hyattsville resident William F. Fronck said Forehand's motives were "an insidious spiritual virus called political correctness."
Fronck and others argued that the song is a history lesson that should not be wiped away. Some called attempts to sanitize the lyrics a "Stalinist" revision of past events.
"This song is our history," said self-described historian and author Daniel Toomey, who brought along an original copy of the Randall poem.
But opponents of the song said it misrepresents Maryland - "The Free State" - and unfairly portrays only one side of the Civil War.
"It's a bitter and abusive diatribe written to incite revenge," said William Moulden, a teacher who lives near Annapolis.
Respected state archivist Edward C. Papenfuse wants to see the song go. "While Randall deserves recognition as a Maryland poet, he was decidedly partisan and bitter, a strong advocate of slavery and secession," he wrote in a letter to Forehand.
It is not clear whether the committee that took up the controversy will vote to send it to the full Senate. Committee members asked no questions, but after one man called the song "sacred," Sen. Joan Carter Conway, the committee chairwoman, held up a list of Maryland symbols that had come and gone over the years.
"This is not the end of changes in Maryland," Conway said.
Even if Forehand's plan advances through the Senate and House committees, the leaders of those chambers don't want to see their members approve it.
House Speaker Michael E. Busch, an Anne Arundel County Democrat, said that if the Randall song opponents could find a suitable state song, instead of just "swapping out some lyrics," Forehand's effort might gain momentum. "But I do hope the people of this state know I am concentrating on things that matter in their lives - like the economy, for example - far more than the lyrics to a song," Busch said.
Forehand offered a suggestion in the spirit of the Great "State Sport" Compromise of 2004, when jousting maintained its state sport status while lacrosse, which was vying for the title, became the first "state team sport."
Why not make White's version the new state song, she offered, and retire Randall's version as state song emeritus?
Are you kidding me!? Who the fuck cares about that anymore!? Who the fuck is getting so offended because of "Northern scum"!? Really!? Fucking really!?
What are we, 5!? Grow the fuck up and deal with it, you twats! I happen to like the song! It's my song! Who the hell gave you the right to try and change my song while I'm not at home!? Who the fuck do you people think you are!?
*yes, she's aware she's shouting at a piece of paper, but you can bet someone's going to catch hell for this when she gets home*
((OOC: Also, for anyone that's clicked on the link, am I the only one that thinks that woman in the picture looks EXACTLY like
Beaker!? Is it just me!?))