В каждой шутке есть доля истины ;)

[ola_s]

There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you will get well or whether you will die.
If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about;
And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with old friends,
You won’t have time to worry.