BRB, FAILING FOREVER
Okay, Naruto fandom. I need your help.
I am on the hunt for this fic, this Sasuke/Naruto fic, that I read once in my entire life and mentioned in my big wangsty post about admitting I lked some slash pairings and etc., and I. Can't. Find it. I have combed the archives of badfic_quotes, in case I saw it in a goodfic rec once; I have stalked the memories of at least three users looking for it; I have looked everywhere that I can remember being at the time of year that I read it, and I just can't find it. I don't remember the title or the author. I only vaguely remember the premise.
*fails forever*
ETA: You don't have to worry anymore!
dayadhvam_triad found it for me BECAUSE SHE IS SO MADE OF WIN!
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Also, while hunting relentlessly, I found this old four-way conversation of lolz between me, feilyn, redbrunja, and bellzooksabout pairings, Itachi/Sakura hate, how much time the Uchiha spend doing their fabulous hair, and various other madnesses. It made me smile to remember. (Hey, I think this was the first time I ever talked to Red! WHOA.)