INTARVIEWZ
Interview meme: 5 questions, blah blah I've done this before.
from digthenym :
1. Uchiha clan versus Skywalker/Solo clan, who wins?
Oh, totally the Skywalker/Solos. Because yeah okay, the Uchiha have FIREZ and SOOPER NINJUTSU HAX, but the Skywalker/Solos have two things: THE FORCE, and BADASSERY.
2. If you could pick any two characters from any series to star in their very own buddy!cops show, who would you pick? Would they wear pastel suits like in Miami Vice?
I...have never seen Miami Vice, but it would have to be post-KH2 Sora and Riku (from the video game series Kingdom Hearts, if anybody didn't know). They'd be all, KEYBLADE ROAD TRIP and like USING THE POWER OF DARKNESS FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES? IT IS OUR DUTY TO KICK YOUR ASS NOW, SIR/MADAM. XD
3. How do you think Anko would ask Itachi out on a date? Would Itachi realize he is being asked out on a date?
She'd probably tell him, "Hey, Bright Eyes! Meet me at the dango shop tomorrow! Bring money!" And he'd show up and be like, "...what do you want, Anko-sempai," and she'd be like, "BUY ME DANGO," and he would and then they'd split it and she'd grin and ruffle his hair and say, "You take a girl on a pretty good date, Itachi-kun," and he'd be like, *coughhacksputter* "....date?"
4. What are three fanon pairings you absolutely can't stand, no matter how they're written?
Itachi/Sasuke: One, eek. Two, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. Three, their relationship: you're doing it wrong.
Kakashi/anyone in Team 7: I have this personal squick about teacher/student relationships, particularly with a rather stark age difference. My feel is that when someone is an authority figure, they have a duty and responsibility to their subordinates/students to be an authority figure, and not a romantic interest at all. Even when both parties are willing, I feel like it's a responsibility thing to not get into a relationship because they must maintain their professional duties. And the fact that the students are not adults in such a position, but teens twelve years younger than him only makes me even more uncomfortable. I just don't like it.
Sasuke/Orochimaru: DIE.
5. What song would you want to play whenever you enter a room?
"Battle Without Honor or Humanity," by Tomoyasu Hotei.
from redbrunja :
1.) What other sports to do you play besides baseball? When did you get into baseball?
Softball, actually (there is a difference, and it is the natural reaction of a softball player to flinch when someone says there is not). I used to play basketball, but quit after sophomore year because I realized I secretly sort of hated it. I've been into softball since Little League (my family is a sports family, and when you are little you play sports), but I never really realized how much I loved it to death and would always want to play it until I quit basketball to concentrate on softball full-time.
2.) What Harry Potter pairings are you into?
The canon ones. I am thoroughly boring like that. I like Ron/Hermione because of the slapslapkiss dynamic.
OH WAIT, I LIED. SNAPE/LILY FTFW!!!!!
3.) What's your favorite HP book?
The last one. Yeah, I'm burning in fandom hell. I love the end, too. Basically, chapter 19, with Ron and the saving of Harry and him STABBITY-PWNING ALL OF HIS HORRIBLE INSECURITIES IN FRONT OF HIS BEST FRIEND, WHO HAS TO BEAR WITNESS TO THIS DARKEST RELFECTION OF HIMSELF??? I FREAKING BAWLED MY EYES OUT, OKAY??? I SOBBED.
If it couldn't be DH, then Order of the Phoenix, because I am a fan of Angry!Harry. :|
everyone hates me now
4.) Favorite fic you've written so far for the alphabet meme.
Oooh, hard! Probably...well, H is for Hand was dorky and fun, W is for Water was pretty, and I liked writing A is for Angel, because it was so weird. XD
5.) If you had to kill off five people in Naruto, who would they be?
D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 noooooooooooooo
Ebisu (because it would be sad and I would freak out because I freaking love Ebisu), Yamato because I secretly have no attachment to him at all, Madara because he is a wonderful evil manipulating Magnificent Bastard, and his eventual defeat had better be FRACKING EPIC LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN EPIC BEFORE, Juugo BECAUSE I WOULD SOB AND CRY AND REFUSE TO EAT AND THEN THERE HAD BETTER BE SOME HAWK-ANGST ABOUT IT, and...Danzou. Because I hate him.
I have this weird problem where sometimes, if I really love a character, I want them to die so I can mourn them. It's weird. I spent most of the final books of the New Jedi Order waiting for Luke to die so I could cry. He didn't.