so many emotions
I'm done, you guys.
Yes. I finally finished the 180-episode car crash that is Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.
I DID MY APPS AND NOW I CAN WATCH GX AGAIN :'D
aaaaah man this is evoking all my old graduation feelings
lmao i graduated nearly two years ago, what are those feelings doing there
man, japanese OP >>>> american OP
although we already knew that e___e
LMAO THIS EPISODE TITLE
"THE FACE-DOWN CARD OF HIDDEN EMOTIONS"
LMAO LMAO NO I CAN'T EVEN
THE FACE-DOWN CARD
OF HIDDEN EMOTIONS
sapere aude!
"You're not having as much fun dueling as you used to." NO SHIT, ASUKA
NO SHIT
CONSIDERING *YOU DIED* BECAUSE HE WAS DUELING THAT GUY, I DON'T THINK I BLAME HIM
Anzila86
Course, I do sort of wonder why no one else is suffering after effects of what happened
You'd think dying would leave some mental scars
sapere aude!
ikr? juudai's is handled beautifully, but no one else's is
granted, they only turned out to be in that other dimension
HAHAHA REI IS TRASH-TALKING
I LOVE THIS KID
SHE IS SO FAB
she may not get to be as awesome as Asuka but damn it, she is spunky
AHAHAHA OMG AND SHE SUCCESSFULLY DISTRACTED ASUKA FROM SUMMONING THAT THINGY
omg i love her ;;
hnnnnngh oh my god KENN's voice
i fucking love it
i love it gdit
IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH LOVE
and yet the studio didn't want to give him a raise and made season four too short instead
YOU FUCKING HOBAGS WHY WOULD YOU EVER
sapere aude!
lmaoooooo rei uses "boku" in regular speech but switches to "atashi" in front of juudai
doki doki~
and then juudai effing destroys the tiny balls of fluff
NO MERCY
baww you tell him asuka
TELL HIM YOU MISS WHEN HE HAD FEEEEEELIIIIIIINGS
ASUKA YOU'RE SO INTENSE
I KIND OF LOVE YOU
WITH ALL OF MY HEART
i just love her, you guys
is it even possible to love a female yugioh character this much
"*Nan desu 'te*?" she growls at kenzan
omg she's so intense
her intensity is so intense
YEAH YEAH SO INTENSE
asuka, you need to read that book "he's just not that into you"
because juudai is clearly
just not that into you
considering he flirts with literally every other member of the cast
male or female
a-aaaawwwwwww you can hear the emotion in his voice when he tells her he wants to have a fun duel with her
and she's so shocked she forgets to be intense for a second
;~~~~~~;
THIS KID, YOU GUYS
I KIND OF LOVE HIM
aaaaaghhhhhh
aaaaaah ;~~~~~~~~~~~~; aaaaaaah juudai aaaaaaaaaah
"I used to always be excited when I dueled. But I'd forgotten that excitement.
"I've learned that life isn't always fun, that there is a lot of hardship in the world. Dueling taught me that.
"It's made me grateful. And I'm grateful to have known you, Asuka."
AAAAAAH AAAAAAH OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS MY HEART
*MY HEART*
aaaaaaah ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
ah god character development
i can't even stand it, it's too much
too much
omg and asuka even got to beat the other two in this duel. IT'S HER DUEL YOU GUYS OMG
omg she's just so fab
so fab
she just destroys the juniors and she ain't even mad
aah and she almost tells him she loves him but instead she says
LET'S STAY GREAT RIVALS
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
this show
this show you guys
i can't
it's too much
it's so bright
so vivid
i am actually filled with emotions
AAAAH GREATEST EPISODE
GREATEST EPISODE
ASUKAAAAAAAAAAAA ;;;;;;;;;;;;
and she's gonna go out
and study abroad
and be the best
and have agency
and own everyone's faces with her truly intense intensity
i just
i just love her :'(
OH MY GOD NEXT EPISODE HAS ZANE IN IT YOU GUYS
/SHRIEK
HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
/watches GX 163 while waiting for kree to get back
i like how the various deck strategies are essentially the YGO-verse's equivalent of schools of kendo
ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE
er
RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO
aaah he's in a wheelchair ;;
because he is Delicate now
his heart sort of asploded last season
i'm just glad he's alive, dog ;;
baaawwwwwww sho is wheeling him around :'( he's so happy his bro didn't die ;;
aw man, i forgot how fraught the S1 graduation duel was with sexual tension
and now both juudai and ryo are two fucked up human beings, huh
lmao don't listen to him, Sho, he's clearly gonna go duel that guy
he's fucking Hell Kaiser Ryo, he doesn't stop for small things like heart conditions
aawwwwww dammit every time juudai is on screen i am just like ;~~~~~~~;
IT'S SO WEIRD, SEEING HIM BE CALM AND CIRCUMSPECT AND A LITTLE GUARDED
IT'S TOO WEIRD
ryo y u do dis
you are literally going to give yourself another heart attack
AND I CAN'T BEAR SEEING YOU DIE A SECOND TIME
THE FIRST TIME NEARLY DESTROYED ME ;;
man, this dude is totally unfazed by the fact that ryo is like dying
YOU'RE BEATING UP A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR, GOOD JOB
well, okay, ryo is not in his wheelchair atm, but still
Anzila86
All he needs is a mustache to twirl
sapere aude!
no, he's not classy enough to twirl a mustache, he's just a disgruntled thug
and ryo needs to own his face
Anzila86
Ah, see, I'm in 5Ds, were we have a higher class of villain at the moment
sapere aude!
i love higher classes of villains
Anzila86
...well, except for Noise Hair guy
He was pretty much a thug
sapere aude!
....nose hair
Anzila86
but the rest of them!
He's the prison warden who dueled Yuusei under questionable terms
sapere aude!
oh right (unsure)
Anzila86
Who plucks his nose hairs and blows them on people
sapere aude!
.......(so very unsure)
Anzila86
...and apparently can grow them in three seconds given the amount he does it
The terms of the duel were if Yuusei won all the prisoners wouldn't be punished
sapere aude!
yugioh: screw biology, we have card games
Anzila86
if warden won, he could do what he wanted with Yuusei for the rest of his life
sapere aude!
wait, so what if---oh holy fuck
Anzila86
given this was a rather burly man...yeah
sapere aude!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD|
oh god
ohhhhhh lord
Anzila86
Welcome to 5Ds where we duel to decide prison rankings
aaaah sho's gonna duel the guy in his brother's place because his brother is an idiot who refuses to respect his own heart condition ;~~;
Anzila86
Some things in this world are worth dying for. Like children's card games
sapere aude!
that appears to be Ryo's standpoint on the matter
Anzila86
That's many people's standpoint in that show
ryo talks about his deck as if it has a mind of its own
(unsure)
"It doesn't care about my limit. It wants to keep going and going."
....................lol.
♫Katheryn
......replace "deck" with "vibrator" (unsure)
Tiger Horse
/likes this plurk B-)
sapere aude!
no, replace "deck" with "dick," this has been the rule since season one
SHO CAN'T MASTER THE DARK POWER OF HIS BROTHER'S DECK
/DYING
Tiger Horse
replacing 'deck' with either of those gives hilarious results
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
i read dick instead of deck...
sapere aude!
/is the point
el britannia ◦
decks can hold a lot of dark power
you have to be careful with it
or who knows what you might unleash
Anzila86
Playing card games is like making love. You do it on a table, or sometimes a motorcycle
and holograms enrich the experience
sapere aude!
"and you always feel deep shame when it is finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is."
"So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games."
el britannia ◦
and watch out for paper cuts...
Anzila86
Just make sure to put the condom on in defense position. Otherwise if her attack is higher it'll break
sapere aude!
/DIES OMG
of course juudai's advice is to talk to the deck, sho, he regularly talks to things that aren't there.
you know he hears voices, why do you bother asking him anything lol
"Think carefully about what the deck wants. Shouldn't you be mixing your own deck with it?"
JUUDAI OH MY GOD YOU SHIP MARUFUJICEST DON'T YOU
YOU SICK BASTARD
he's the one who was totally getting off on their shock-collar duel in season two (unsure)
sapere aude!
on a less wtf note, when the hell did sho get so badass
i love it
Tiger Horse
...replacing that sentence with 'dick' has... disturbing results
sapere aude!
juudai is a dirty slut, this is basically the plot of yugioh gx
Anzila86
I will admit, it's a tad concerning how often Juudai favors spending time with his cards over human contact
sapere aude!
well, to him, there's no difference, since he can see and communicate with their spirits
if he had functional parents this wouldn't be a problem
Anzila86
If he had parents who weren't total monsters you mean
sapere aude!
yeah
"Finally, this deck responded to me..."
what.
just what.
i don't think i really need to say anything else.
el britannia ◦
there are no words
I like watching this vicariously through you
sapere aude!
"Juudai told me, 'If you want to know what the deck wants, just ask it!'"
juudai knows all about what decks want
he is a master of pleasing decks
he is a deck whisperer
el britannia ◦
there is no deck he can't master
sapere aude!
not a single one
he masters all decks
all decks respond to him
el britannia ◦
he knows exactly how to wield them
sapere aude!
god yes
el britannia ◦
they respond well to his experienced hands...
sapere aude!
oh bb
aaaaah ;~~~~~; my brother moe is exploding
ryo learned how to not treat his lil bro like crap
sho learned how to be a fucking badass
and they both learned that they will continue to grow ;;;;;;
;;;;;;;;;;
manjoume: /FLIPS TABLES
we haven't seen manjoume in a while
ahahaha oh god this episode is going to be filled with secondhand embarrassment, isn't it
IN WHICH MANJOUME CANNOT BE A SECRETARY
LOL ASTER HAS AN ENTIRE WALK-IN CLOSET WITH THE SAME SUIT
actually, manjoume's not doing too badly
i am proud of him ;~; he used to be such an entitled asshole
he's still an asshole, but now he doesn't give a fuck
he will do WHATEVER IT TAKES
ah, so in the original, crowler is italian
given that he's got a name like "Chronos de Medici...."
explains the unusually blonde hair, too. i mean, asuka's a little blonde, but it's more like a natural-looking blonde
whereas chronos totally has the standard Gaijin Platinum Blonde palette
sapere aude!
lmao juudai, masterfully trolled
i love that he clearly takes great pleasure in trolling the fuck out of manjoume
aww, edo works so hard ;;
although, why would his hand bleed from shaking people's hands so much? i could see cramping or carpal tunnel
but bleeding's a little iffy
also, carpal tunnel would make more sense/be more devastating to a duelist, wouldn't it?
eh, but then you'd have to draw those clunky hand braces on people
B'AWWW AND EDO TRUSTS HIM WITH THE IMPORTANT SUITCASE NOW ;;
sapere aude!
lmao everyone is like WHERE'S EDO??? and juudai's just like "lol whatever"
"nobody's dying, it's no biggie, guys"
"let's be glad for the little things"
compared to hundreds of people dying in fire, little things like this do not faze juudai in the slightest
baww, edo's like a stealthy Mister Miyagi
except not nearly as awesome as Pat Morita
.....wait, a DOWNER EPISODE??? *DUDE*!
i am like clutching my head trying to comprehend this
what are these real world concerns and tensions doing in yugioh gx
in which sometimes you never know what the right thing is to do, and you have to guess, and sometimes you're wrong
and sometimes you do your best and still get fucked over
what even is this
this is like, the opposite of everything shonen is
this is like ACTUAL REAL LIFE
what is happening
this sudden whiplash into normalcy from a show that has featured talking space dolphins in the past
if anything, this makes it even worse
now i'll never know what to expect
Pensulliwen
"talking space dolphins" OTL
I don't want to watch this show. But I *really feel that I have to*
sapere aude!
lmao i feel like somehow this show is an eldritch abomination that has infected me
and now i am just spewing its awfulness on everyone
spreading it like a mental virus
EDO'S DUEL MONEY FUNDS ORPHANAGES OMG
BECAUSE HE WAS AN ORPHAN OMG
;;;;;;
chronos is trying to keep everyone from graduating
because he'll miss them really bad when they're gone
what a tsundere
juudai ends his sentences in "da ze" a lot. lmao so forcefully masculine for no reason
aaaaawwwww chronos has a heart ;w;
FoxyمليكBoxes
......the father of Zeus?
Anzila86
No, his effeminate Italian brother in law
FoxyمليكBoxes
.ppfft.
sapere aude!
anzy, best answer <3
chronos is crowler's japanese name
FoxyمليكBoxes
ooo. i seee
aaaaand why does that kid have glowing blue eyes of rage
is he gonna turn out to be DEAD THE WHOLE TIME too?
oh shit probably
AAAAAH TRUEMAN CREEPS ON TINY CHILDREN ;~~~;
AAAAAAAAH /SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
MAN, WE HAD SOME NICE, EMOTIONAL EPISODES ABOUT GRADUATING AND ADULTHOOD IN THERE BUT WE'RE BACK TO HOLY TERROR
why is fubuki still there, actually? shouldn't he have graduated ryo's year?
wait, no, i think he's a year ahead of our year, and a year behind ryo
maybe he was held back one year for being absent due to the abandoned dorm thing
it would actually make sense, for one
Anzila86
Well being tortured in a hell dimension means you miss a few classes
sapere aude!
yeah, seriously
Anzila86
Great excuse for not handing in that essay though
sapere aude!
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hand in that essay, my body was possessed by the incarnation of destroying darkness."
Anzila86
"Oh please, you're not the first student to give me that one"
sapere aude!
XDDDDD given the nature of YGO canon, i bet he wasn't
and now people are disappearing from public records...?
someone hacking the mainframe? what for?
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE
*ACTUALLY VANISHING FROM EXISTENCE*
OH MY GOD WHAT
holy shit it's the yugioh rapture
people are just disappearing
FoxyمليكBoxes
PFFT SAY WHAT?
sapere aude!
people are vanishing from existence
they haven't even explained why yet
FoxyمليكBoxes
>.> weeeiird
♫Katheryn
THE RAPTURE?! dfgfdgfdghgkjhjkjh
AAAAAAH OHMYGOD
sapere aude!
we missed it :V too much porn i guess
oh well, maybe we'll catch the next one
where did i put my rapture schedule
i think there's another one leaving in two thousand years or so
OH MY GOD THAT GUY WAS EATEN ALIVE BY CROWS HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE
BUT WITH CARD GAMES
♫Katheryn
AAAAH
NO
WHAT
EATEN ALIVE NOOOOOOO
FoxyمليكBoxes
*DIES at "ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE BUT WITH CARD GAMES"
sapere aude!
OH MY GOD SEASON FOUR IS TERRIFYING
THEY LULLED ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY WITH A NICE ARC ABOUT GROWING UP AND SHIT
BUT NOW IT'S BACK TO HORROR AND TERROR AND WHAT THE FUCKERY
and juudai can suddenly see through time and space to everyone's souls burning in torment
thanks yubel, he was really interested in seeing that
♫Katheryn
LOL WHAT
sapere aude!
THEY'RE EATING THEM
AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
♫Katheryn
IS THIS SOME HYPERSPACE BULLSHIT
sapere aude!
NO IT'S SOME YUGIOH!RAPTURE BULLSHIT
♫Katheryn
NOOOOOO
/wants to commiserate on hyperspace bullshit >:
Anzila86
This is why I always have my deck nearby
Never know when the embodiment of pure evil will challenge me to a card game
sapere aude!
juudai calls up samejima and is like I'M BORROWING A BOAT AND JETTING OUT TO DOMINO CITY BRB
and samejima's like "what the fuck"
AAAAH SHRIEK O'BRIEN'S BEING STALKED BY AN EVIL CHILD WHO CAN MULTIPLY WTF
polaris ✧
xDDDDDDDDDDD
AAAAAH SCREAM IT'S A GIANT MOUTH WITH AN EYEBALL INSIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
/SHRIEK
la fleija.
SCREAAAAM WHAT ;A;
♫Katheryn
LIKE SAURON BUT WORSE?
sapere aude!
LIKE SAURON BUT HORRIBLE
and the guy is forcing o'brien to fight an illusion of his daddy
his daddy, of course, is rambo if rambo were black and more badass
oh my god and then they forced o'brien to watch his mother burn to death
this is not a children's show fdfljdal
FoxyمليكBoxes
...are we...still talking about yu gi oh?
sapere aude!
yeah
oh my god because when he was a child, he and his parents got into a vehicle crash
and he could only save one of them before it exploded
so he saved his father
and his mother died
and now he's being forced to relive it
and he's screaming I LOVED MOM! *I LOVED HER*!
oh my god :'(
sunrise ☼
cool story bro
....oh my god, this stupid show killed off my favorite side character TWICE
YOU ASSHOLES
/PUNCHES THE MAKERS OF THIS SHOW IN THE MOUTH REPEATEDLY
WAIT HOLY SHIT
THAT
THAT THING NEVER EVER HAPPENED
HIS PARENTS ARE ALIVE
I
*WHAT*
Anzila86
They deserve it
sapere aude!
*WHAT THE FUCK*
oh my god no i can't even
my head
what just
what just happened
all that shit with the choosing between them and the survival and the
and it didn't even
i don't
what
/just sits and. doesn't even know how to respond.
i don't even understand, you guys
Pensulliwen
whaaaa?
sapere aude!
wait so... so he.... so they didn't.... i...
i'm so....
wait, okay, so he *did* have to choose who to save, but when he saved his dad, his dad was able to save his mom
but he still made a decision
okay so now it at least makes sense
trueman was just fucking with the real story
and now they ERASED HIM FROM EXISTENCE RAAAAAGE /flips tables
and then juudai and saiou escape from an army of darkness on a motorcycle, and they blow up the truck behind them
holy fuck this season is kind of awesome
SAIOU WHAT THE HELL
"Juudai, would you like me to check your deck?"
GOD, I KNOW YOU AND ASTER WERE UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE, BUT HOLY JEEBUS
*you and edo, damn japanese names
annnnnnnnd suddenly saiou wants to duel him or he'll blow up a building
this is vastly out of character
ohhhhhh fuck it's because they have his sister
WHAT IS IT
WITH ME
AND OLDER BROTHERS
/grinds head against wall
Anzila86
*raises hand* I'm an older brother
sapere aude!
no wonder i like you so much
watching gx on ipod; in which saiou's sister is even weirder than he is
and i quote: "Juudai, you must release my brother with your own hands."
(unsure) forever
sheesh, mizuchi, saiou's just going to have to wait his turn like everyone else.
oh, and them she manipulated juudai into sort of duel-killing him so they could be together forever. mizuchi, trollmaster from even the grave
this show, man, idek
JOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
johan you're back omg
omg omg omg all the touching
as soon as juudai realizes it's not trueman, they immediately fall into each other's arms
god they are so married
even with their mutual sluttery
it's like this wacky open marriage where they are simultaneously monogamous and sleeping with everyone else
also, holy balls, johan, your japanese voice is so feminine
Anzila86
I've heard a theory that Johan was originally supposed to be a female character
sapere aude!
that would not surprise me at all
i mean, he's even a damsel in distress for half of season three anyway
also: yubel possessing girl!johan: potentially hotter than canon? I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE BUT IT MIGHT BE
Anzila86
>.> quite possibly
sapere aude!
even i find the idea quite sexy and i am not even into ladyslash
Anzila86
Honestly I just wish they'd put more effort into developing Johan further so i could really get behind his and Judai's ship
sapere aude!
yeah, i ship them harder than fedex, and i *really* wish we saw more of johan as a character
not just quantitatively; qualitatively too
i think season four's intense compression doesn't help
it really would have been nice if they thought of and introduced him earlier in the series
so his sudden INTENSE IMPORTANCE in season three didn't feel like such a spotlight-stealer for more developed characters
oh well, there's always headcanon and fanfiction
Anzila86
Yeah, exactly, i think a more gradual introduction and exploration of him would have helped
that said, I don't actually have a problem with the ship at all XD
slowly coming to the realization that i ship everyone with everyone in GX
they should have done the 3D movie with the 3 main ladies of the yugioh series
Anzu would be the heart of the team
Asuka would be the brains
and Aki would be the brawn
and they'd just own everyone in the face
apparently my plurks are nothing but yugioh today
Anzila86
That would be a friggen awesome movie
sapere aude!
hell yeah it would be
Anzila86
Someone would challenge tea to a duel
and she be like, "bitch please, we're having a dance off"
and then they would get served
sapere aude!
YES THIS
Anzila86
Also, Asuka can ride backseat on Aki's d-wheel
sapere aude!
hell yeah. anzu gets the sidecar
Anzila86
Yes
Also side car D-Wheels are canon
sapere aude!
EXCELLENT
Anzila86
Frankly I want a giant crossover fic where all three casts have to go to Las Vegas
sapere aude!
oh god thiiiiissssss
Anzila86
Just, all of them in fancy clothes
cleaning out the town
sapere aude!
i still want a huge three-way duel between all the "kings": yugi vs. haou vs. jack
except haou wouldn't even bother dueling, he'd just set a fucking meteor on the place and walk off
what a dick
Anzila86
Total dick
of course, Jack beats up an eldritch god and turns it into a playing card
sapere aude!
oh DUDE WHAT OMG
8D
Anzila86
The King is hardcore
sapere aude!
oh my god i have to watch this
Anzila86
Most people when offered a deal by an evil god refuse or give in
Jack Atlas turns them into a trading card
sapere aude!
*___*
the trouble with me watching children's programming is that i inevitably ruin it and destroy its innocence with my horribleness
example: "fubuki may be the only character in this show who's tapped more asses than juudai."
let's look at all the things wrong with that sentence
other than its veracity, which is unquestionable
Anzila86
It's Yugioh. Trust me, read the first ten issues of the original manga and you realize this isn't for kids
sapere aude!
i did read the first ten issues of the original manga
they were awesome
yami lit a guy on fire
and tricked another guy into stabbing himself in the hand
oh, and let's not get into the pedo sadist teacher lady with the makeup
Anzila86
Or Bakura impaling his hand
or Jounochi getting into a fist fight with a guy while they both had knives in their mouths
sapere aude!
oh yeah that was the shit
Anzila86
only joey told the other guy to take his knife out so Joey could hit him harder
cause that's how he rolls
sapere aude!
i love joey in the original manga
he beats the shit out of so many people
Anzila86
He's such a thug
it's great
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
sounds like quality children's entertainment to me
Anzila86
It teaches strong moral values
like if a guy tries to steal your friend's shoes, kill him with a scorpion
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
stealing is wrong.
therefore, totally justified
to sic a scorpion on them
sapere aude!
precisely
guess what time it is? IT'S GX TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
right now, fujiwara and fubuki are dueling
fujiwara has been revealed to be THE HOST FOR THE AVATAR OF ALL DESTROYING DARKNESS fyi
meanwhile, juudai and johan look on and do nothing but wish they were fucking
oh and a solar eclipse is beginning
man, johan's japanese voice is so feminine
this plot is such an evangelion ripoff
"blah blah blah everyone's individuality makes them miserable so i am going to unify everyone in the world of darkness blah"
EVANGELION DID IT FIRST
man, i am getting such "fubuki and fujiwara were totally banging before all that shit went down" vibes
fubuki's all ";; you're alive ;; i will save you from the darkness ;;"
and fujiwara's trying to tempt him to his side with his sex appeal
man this guy has such bullshit cards
oh wow, fubuki, that wasn't gay at all
"For me, your purity was dazzling." (unsure)
and now fubuki is watching everyone's souls be tormented by their deepest fears until their consciousnesses collapse
YOU KNOW
FOR KIDS
sapere aude!
LMAO OH MY GOD
I HAD TO SWITCH TO THE NEXT PART OF THE EPISODE AND THIS ONE YOUTUBE COMMENTER
"i know Fubuki & Yusuke are supposed to have a brotherly/best friend relationship,
but this episode made them look like they're gay with eachother. XD"
STRAIGHT FROM THE ASS'S MOUTH
noooooooooooo the darkness got sho and asuka and manjoume noooooo
omfg
"SHOW ME THE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART, FUBUKI! *I WILL TAKE IT ALL IN*!"
(unsure)
these two are kind of...... yeah.
Anzila86
Clearly Fujiwara and Tobi crib from the same evil textbook
sapere aude!
oh lawd
fujiwara and fubuki are giving juudai and johan a run for their money in the Onscreen Gay UST department
and that is saying something indeed
omg fubuki is trying to take fujiwara down with him ;;
his face
;;
he's all like
;w; WE'LL GO TOGETHER
"You, too, are irreplaceable to me..." :'(
OH MY FUCKING GOD, *REWINDING TIME TO TAKE BACK YOUR TURN IS AGAINST THE RULES*
oh my god
i can't even
what
what just happened
he literally just
rewound time
to take his turn back and beat fubuki
that fucking hobag
oh my god i am so mad
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
THAT IS CHEATING
THAT IS CHEATING ON A *FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL*
♫Katheryn
IF I COULD TUUUURN BACK TIIIIIIME~
gdi now that is stuck in my head
Pensulliwen
I WOULD CHEAT AT CHILDREN'S CARD GAAAAMES~
sapere aude!
katheryn you can't just REWIND TIME TO WIN A CARD GAME
♫Katheryn
how exactly did he rewind time anyway?
sapere aude!
with bullshit
♫Katheryn
was it a bullshit *card*, though?
sapere aude!
actually it is implied that instead of *rewinding time*, what happened was he read fubuki's mind with darkness powers
and watched all the moves he planned to make
and then countered the one he made that turn
but the way they did it was they didn't tell us what was happening
♫Katheryn
...how would that turn back time
this show doesn't make ANY SENSE
sapere aude!
so they draw and it's all emotional and sad and double-suiciding to save the world, and then fujiwara's like
LOL COCKBLOCK
it was such a cheating thing though omg
darkness is such a cheater
el britannia ◦
I'm curious. Did you tell your date you were going home to watch yugioh
sapere aude!
no lmao
shut up eilidh
three-way duel between juudai, johan, and fujiwara. idk about this you guys
i am sensing some (unsure) faces just waiting to be made
oh my god this splitscreen
between juudai and johan
it is burning with sex
and then fujiwara butts in and is like LADIES IF WE COULD PLEASE CONTINUE THE DUEL
juudai: DON'T LET THAT GUY MAKE EYE CONTACT, HE'LL MINDFUCK YOU LIKE HE DID FUBUKI! johan: but...they're so pretty...
it's useless, juudai, johan likes shiny things
his entire deck is made out of shiny things
rainbow dragon's like "get the fuck out of here >("
fujiwara's all "but i just wanna looooook, come on~"
everyone wants to mindfuck johan
he just has one of those minds, i guess
sapere aude!
johan has one of those life-size cardboard cutouts of juudai sitting in his mind
THAT'S....NORMAL
lmao and fujiwara's all SCORE THIS IS CLEARLY....SOMETHING....THAT I CAN USE I GUESS :V
sapere aude!
fujiwara is like phonesexing johan up
this is actually like ridiculously (unsure)
he's all YOU WANT TO DEFEAT JUUDAI, ~DON'T YOU~
and johan's just like "oh...oh...oh yes..."
fujiwara all you are doing is making him horny
i think your evil plan is backfiring
fujiwara: "YES...FIGHT JUUDAI! DEFEAT HIM! *CONSUME HIM*!"
johan: /fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
lmao oh my god this show is so suspect
THIS DUEL IS SO SKETCHY
Anzila86
Johan's just easy and all the villains know it
I am of course referring to his susceptibility to brainwashing
And shame on all of you who thought otherwise
sapere aude!
seriously anzy i have never seen anything more suspect in my life
johan's eyes were way dilated and his VA honestly sounded like he was five seconds from ejaculation the whole time
so burningly (unsure)
Anzila86
You mean she was five seconds from ejaculation
Johan's voice actor is a woman
sapere aude!
HAHAHA so much is explained. but i meant "he" as in johan, in context
Anzila86
Ah, then yes
sapere aude!
so sketchy. then juudai leaves him alone with fujiwara for five seconds and they're gone
johan is the horniest character on this show
Anzila86
I'd say he needs to get laid but I don't think that's the problem
sapere aude!
god he and juudai will have such a problem with monogamy
maybe johan's really a white court vampire
Anzila86
That...would explain a lot
wow seriously i think johan's VA is intentionally voicing him as if he were sexually aroused by this duel
there is no way
there is *no way*
"Juudai, how about you release Johan from this?" OH MY GOD *I CLEARLY MUST BE WATCHING A PORNO*
because seriously this episode
this episode is nothing but juudai and johan making sex faces at each other
and fujiwara trying to distract them from saving the world by making them horny
like *what the fuck*
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
THEY LANDED SEVERAL HITS ON EACH OTHER SO JOHAN COULD POWER UP ONE OF HIS MONSTERS
AND THEN TURN IT ON FUJIWARA
THEY'RE ALL (troll) *JUST AS KEIKAKU*
and fujiwara is like FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU (fuu)
haha try again next time
you will never defeat the power of their intense gayness
it is too much
THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS OH MY GOD
/explodes
i can't handle it you guys
i cannot
their magnificent OTPness
the background turned pink and they are holding hands
Pensulliwen
Pft, getting into DGM territory.
sapere aude!
don't be hating on my ho yay
awww fujiwara ;~~~~~~~~; your parents died when you were a kid and you never got over it ;~~~;
OH MY GOD HE'S PULLING A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
TRYING TO LEARN ALCHEMY TO RESURRECT HIS DEAD PARENTS
OH MY GOD
*OH MY GOD YOUGUYS*
it's like a cross between FMA and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
except with more card games
❥ ℬattycake ღ
.......................
what
sapere aude!
SERIOUSLY WHAT
juudai, giving johan that smoking look while your hands deftly shuffle your deck
this really is some kind of yugioh porno, i have decided
el britannia ◦
SHUFFLING DECKS, eh?
sapere aude!
oh yes
this duel consists of nothing but juudai and johan fucking each other with their eyes
oh and then johan sacrifices himself for basically no reason
he just wanted to look dramatic and fall to the ground
oh and they beat fujiwara and juudai is feeling johan up the second the duel is over
these two are so fucking horny, seriously
Anzila86
Johan gets off on pointless sacrifices
Judai should really talk to him about that
sapere aude!
yeah i mean seriously
Anzila86
I here there's therapy for that these days
Judai has plenty of change in his jar
sapere aude!
i stopped
counting
there were too many quarters
..................................................................................................
there will never be enough ellipses
for what just happened
"In the beginning there was only darkness, and then one card emerged...and the world began."
no oh my god what is happenning
el britannia ◦
the gayest world of all
sapere aude!
they are literally telling us that the big bang was actually a big bang of cards
like oh my god
my head
my head is bleeding inside
❥ ℬattycake ღ
................
sapere aude!
according to Darkness, Duel Monsters is the origin of the world
el britannia ◦
Random I actually really enjoy watching this vicariously through your plurk
sapere aude!
what
i don't even
*i don't even*
/clutching head
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
yeah I don't even need to watch this when you share all the highlights
Anzila86
Darkness is the otaku fanboy of Yugioh villains
pretty sure its full of shit
Tossino
fdsghgkfLOL
Oolong Udon
THE BIG BANG WAS A CARD?
Anzila86
It's a magic card. You have to discard your whole hand and it allows you to recreate existence. Unless they have a counter trap card
Oolong Udon
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIG BANG CARD...IN AMERICA.
EVEN DARKNESS IS SQUICKED BY JUUDAI/YUBEL BEING CANON. no one understands their loooooove~
they will write each other emo poetry about how no one accepts their love
ALL THE EMO POETRY
yubel will convince juudai to dye his hair because all the cool kids are doing it
then they will listen to hipster music
lmao darkness spends the whole season trying to assimilate juudai
and then when he can't, he's like FINE THEN
YOU SMELL
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU IN MY ASSIMILATION PLOT
YOU'D RUIN IT
AND YOUR SOUL GIRLFRIEND IS CREEPY ANYWAY
"Common sense won't work against this opponent!" LMAO DAITOKUJI, YOU SAID IT
baaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
darkness is all LOLOLOL YOU'RE ALL ALONE
and juudai's like I'LL FIGHT EVEN IF I'M ALONE :c
and yubel just shows up and is like
HEY
YOU AREN'T ALONE
YOU HAVE ME
aaaaaawwwwwwwww so cute
so tsuntsun about it, too
YOU MIGHT BE A RECKLESS GUY WITH NO GUTS BUT I WON'T LET YOU DIE HERE
d'aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww
man how come yubel didn't talk for all of season four, i fucking love her
SO FUCKING UNIMPRESSED
...but lmao omg i fucking love yubel, she is so unimpressed
"YEAH I ALMOST COLLAPSED ALL THE DIMENSIONS INTO A SINGLE POINT AND DESTROYED THE WORLD.
"ONLY REASON I DIDN'T? BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT."
"your move B]"
and juudai's all "oh you ;3;"
baaawwww ;~~~~~~~;
darkness uses a card that literally rips yubel out of juudai's soul
and forces her to attack him
juudai just grabs her hand when she attacks
and says, "I'll get you back, no matter what."
:'(
YOU GUYS ;~~~;
oh and then he got her back next turn with the power of bullshit
SO ROMANTIC
darkness shows juudai the future of his world. you can instantly tell that it's not true because there are no motorcycles.
SAVE THE CARDS SAVE THE WORLD
aaaah juudai saved everyone from instrumentality
by saying inspirational stuff
;w;
LOL WHAT
"GOD NEOS"
REALLY
*REALLY*
kenzan: MANLY TEARS ;;;;;;;
he doesn't want to see his senior friends graduate :C
SO SAD
HOW THE HELL DID FUJIWARA GRADUATE THIS YEAR? HE WAS MISSING PRESUMED DEAD FOR *FOUR YEARS*
I COUNTED!
**FOUR YEARS**
aradiaₒ
he got his dueling GED
sapere aude!
but he was a freshman when he vanished
he couldn't have gotten a GED from the world of Darkness
aradiaₒ
he took a lot of online classes
sapere aude!
i don't think Darkness has the internet
he speaks old man japanese
aradiaₒ
old men can use the darkness internet too
it's not ageist
sapere aude!
i don't think he'd have the patience for it
and imagine how awful the tech support is on the other side of reality
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
maybe he had a tutor
OF DARKNESS
sapere aude!
okay i laughed
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
then my work here is done.
"We have the power to connect humans and duel spirits. There has to be someone out there who needs that power, right?" <--this should have been the fifth season
so much wasted plot potential there
BUT NOOOOOOO
*BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
i suppose i shouldn't complain all that much, i can always watch 5Ds
and or write fanfiction
**OH MY GOD YUGI**
/SCREAMS
/SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAMS
juudai: 8O
aradiaₒ
his hair is ridiculous enough for two people!
sapere aude!
at this point in the series, juudai has saved the universe four times
and has enough power to destroy it if he was in the mood
but yugi shows up and all he can do is squee
yugi's japanese voice is HOT
grown up yugi: BUFF
why won't they show his face :c
❥ ℬattycake ღ
yay Jaden can still squee :D
sapere aude!
oh my god juudai went back to the past
and he's going to duel yugi
in the past
omg
i don't even know how this happened
there is literally no reason
DUN CURR
IT'S YUGI
oh my god juudai is so happy
i haven't seen him this happy since season two
he's like OH MY GOD I GET TO DUEL YUGI ;~~~~;
FoxyمليكBoxes
WHAT??? YUGI???
sapere aude!
**YUGI, BITCHES**
FoxyمليكBoxes
hahahaha nice
aradiaₒ
faaaaaaaaaaaaaan
boooooooooooooy
sapere aude!
oh my god he just actually squeed for real
SO CUTE ;w;
aradiaₒ
hahaha
sapere aude!
lmao and then juudai's monster gets destroyed and yubel scolds him for fanboying when he should be dueling
aradiaₒ
hahahaha
okay GX FOR REAL
oh my god
juudai to yugi: "Your existence glitters more than anyone I have fought before."
...................what.
excusemewhat
FoxyمليكBoxes
HAHAHAHA
and they call marik ghey
sapere aude!
it was in voiceover narration BUT STILL
yugi is schooling juudai's ass
i love it
he loves it, too
Pensulliwen
pft.
Great now I have terrible images in my head.
sapere aude!
:3
:'( juudai is getting his old spark back
this duel is helping him remember how to have fun
and smile
;~~~~~~~~~~~~;
EMOOOOTIOOOOOOOONS
juudai: Yugi, this duel is mine!
Atem: OH, DO YOU THINK SO? >3
juudai: ohfuck
omg you guys :'(
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS
OH MY GOD
;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
Pensulliwen
THE KEET IS BACK
sapere aude!
so many emotions i cannot even
IT'S BACK
NOT EVEN THE POWER OF DESPAIR CAN KEEP THE KEET AWAY
sapere aude!
and now he's......randomly in a desert
and pharaoh the cat is in his backpack unexpectedly
OMG WITH A NOTE SIGNED BY ALL HIS FRIENDS IN THERE ;~~~;
....one of the signatures is from crowler with a lipstick print
........................o.......kay........then.
AND HE RUNS OFF
"STRAIGHT AHEAD....I'LL KEEP MOVING FORWARD!"
oh my god sob i am so happy
so many emotions
of joy and sadness and more joy
so many
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX season four: .....completed :'(
you guys
you guys
thank you for riding this crazyass train with me
Yes. I finally finished the 180-episode car crash that is Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.
I DID MY APPS AND NOW I CAN WATCH GX AGAIN :'D
aaaaah man this is evoking all my old graduation feelings
lmao i graduated nearly two years ago, what are those feelings doing there
man, japanese OP >>>> american OP
although we already knew that e___e
LMAO THIS EPISODE TITLE
"THE FACE-DOWN CARD OF HIDDEN EMOTIONS"
LMAO LMAO NO I CAN'T EVEN
THE FACE-DOWN CARD
OF HIDDEN EMOTIONS
sapere aude!
"You're not having as much fun dueling as you used to." NO SHIT, ASUKA
NO SHIT
CONSIDERING *YOU DIED* BECAUSE HE WAS DUELING THAT GUY, I DON'T THINK I BLAME HIM
Anzila86
Course, I do sort of wonder why no one else is suffering after effects of what happened
You'd think dying would leave some mental scars
sapere aude!
ikr? juudai's is handled beautifully, but no one else's is
granted, they only turned out to be in that other dimension
HAHAHA REI IS TRASH-TALKING
I LOVE THIS KID
SHE IS SO FAB
she may not get to be as awesome as Asuka but damn it, she is spunky
AHAHAHA OMG AND SHE SUCCESSFULLY DISTRACTED ASUKA FROM SUMMONING THAT THINGY
omg i love her ;;
hnnnnngh oh my god KENN's voice
i fucking love it
i love it gdit
IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH LOVE
and yet the studio didn't want to give him a raise and made season four too short instead
YOU FUCKING HOBAGS WHY WOULD YOU EVER
sapere aude!
lmaoooooo rei uses "boku" in regular speech but switches to "atashi" in front of juudai
doki doki~
and then juudai effing destroys the tiny balls of fluff
NO MERCY
baww you tell him asuka
TELL HIM YOU MISS WHEN HE HAD FEEEEEELIIIIIIINGS
ASUKA YOU'RE SO INTENSE
I KIND OF LOVE YOU
WITH ALL OF MY HEART
i just love her, you guys
is it even possible to love a female yugioh character this much
"*Nan desu 'te*?" she growls at kenzan
omg she's so intense
her intensity is so intense
YEAH YEAH SO INTENSE
asuka, you need to read that book "he's just not that into you"
because juudai is clearly
just not that into you
considering he flirts with literally every other member of the cast
male or female
a-aaaawwwwwww you can hear the emotion in his voice when he tells her he wants to have a fun duel with her
and she's so shocked she forgets to be intense for a second
;~~~~~~;
THIS KID, YOU GUYS
I KIND OF LOVE HIM
aaaaaghhhhhh
aaaaaah ;~~~~~~~~~~~~; aaaaaaah juudai aaaaaaaaaah
"I used to always be excited when I dueled. But I'd forgotten that excitement.
"I've learned that life isn't always fun, that there is a lot of hardship in the world. Dueling taught me that.
"It's made me grateful. And I'm grateful to have known you, Asuka."
AAAAAAH AAAAAAH OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS MY HEART
*MY HEART*
aaaaaaah ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
ah god character development
i can't even stand it, it's too much
too much
omg and asuka even got to beat the other two in this duel. IT'S HER DUEL YOU GUYS OMG
omg she's just so fab
so fab
she just destroys the juniors and she ain't even mad
aah and she almost tells him she loves him but instead she says
LET'S STAY GREAT RIVALS
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
this show
this show you guys
i can't
it's too much
it's so bright
so vivid
i am actually filled with emotions
AAAAH GREATEST EPISODE
GREATEST EPISODE
ASUKAAAAAAAAAAAA ;;;;;;;;;;;;
and she's gonna go out
and study abroad
and be the best
and have agency
and own everyone's faces with her truly intense intensity
i just
i just love her :'(
OH MY GOD NEXT EPISODE HAS ZANE IN IT YOU GUYS
/SHRIEK
HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
/watches GX 163 while waiting for kree to get back
i like how the various deck strategies are essentially the YGO-verse's equivalent of schools of kendo
ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE ZANE
er
RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO
aaah he's in a wheelchair ;;
because he is Delicate now
his heart sort of asploded last season
i'm just glad he's alive, dog ;;
baaawwwwwww sho is wheeling him around :'( he's so happy his bro didn't die ;;
aw man, i forgot how fraught the S1 graduation duel was with sexual tension
and now both juudai and ryo are two fucked up human beings, huh
lmao don't listen to him, Sho, he's clearly gonna go duel that guy
he's fucking Hell Kaiser Ryo, he doesn't stop for small things like heart conditions
aawwwwww dammit every time juudai is on screen i am just like ;~~~~~~~;
IT'S SO WEIRD, SEEING HIM BE CALM AND CIRCUMSPECT AND A LITTLE GUARDED
IT'S TOO WEIRD
ryo y u do dis
you are literally going to give yourself another heart attack
AND I CAN'T BEAR SEEING YOU DIE A SECOND TIME
THE FIRST TIME NEARLY DESTROYED ME ;;
man, this dude is totally unfazed by the fact that ryo is like dying
YOU'RE BEATING UP A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR, GOOD JOB
well, okay, ryo is not in his wheelchair atm, but still
Anzila86
All he needs is a mustache to twirl
sapere aude!
no, he's not classy enough to twirl a mustache, he's just a disgruntled thug
and ryo needs to own his face
Anzila86
Ah, see, I'm in 5Ds, were we have a higher class of villain at the moment
sapere aude!
i love higher classes of villains
Anzila86
...well, except for Noise Hair guy
He was pretty much a thug
sapere aude!
....nose hair
Anzila86
but the rest of them!
He's the prison warden who dueled Yuusei under questionable terms
sapere aude!
oh right (unsure)
Anzila86
Who plucks his nose hairs and blows them on people
sapere aude!
.......(so very unsure)
Anzila86
...and apparently can grow them in three seconds given the amount he does it
The terms of the duel were if Yuusei won all the prisoners wouldn't be punished
sapere aude!
yugioh: screw biology, we have card games
Anzila86
if warden won, he could do what he wanted with Yuusei for the rest of his life
sapere aude!
wait, so what if---oh holy fuck
Anzila86
given this was a rather burly man...yeah
sapere aude!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD|
oh god
ohhhhhh lord
Anzila86
Welcome to 5Ds where we duel to decide prison rankings
aaaah sho's gonna duel the guy in his brother's place because his brother is an idiot who refuses to respect his own heart condition ;~~;
Anzila86
Some things in this world are worth dying for. Like children's card games
sapere aude!
that appears to be Ryo's standpoint on the matter
Anzila86
That's many people's standpoint in that show
ryo talks about his deck as if it has a mind of its own
(unsure)
"It doesn't care about my limit. It wants to keep going and going."
....................lol.
♫Katheryn
......replace "deck" with "vibrator" (unsure)
Tiger Horse
/likes this plurk B-)
sapere aude!
no, replace "deck" with "dick," this has been the rule since season one
SHO CAN'T MASTER THE DARK POWER OF HIS BROTHER'S DECK
/DYING
Tiger Horse
replacing 'deck' with either of those gives hilarious results
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
i read dick instead of deck...
sapere aude!
/is the point
el britannia ◦
decks can hold a lot of dark power
you have to be careful with it
or who knows what you might unleash
Anzila86
Playing card games is like making love. You do it on a table, or sometimes a motorcycle
and holograms enrich the experience
sapere aude!
"and you always feel deep shame when it is finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is."
"So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games."
el britannia ◦
and watch out for paper cuts...
Anzila86
Just make sure to put the condom on in defense position. Otherwise if her attack is higher it'll break
sapere aude!
/DIES OMG
of course juudai's advice is to talk to the deck, sho, he regularly talks to things that aren't there.
you know he hears voices, why do you bother asking him anything lol
"Think carefully about what the deck wants. Shouldn't you be mixing your own deck with it?"
JUUDAI OH MY GOD YOU SHIP MARUFUJICEST DON'T YOU
YOU SICK BASTARD
he's the one who was totally getting off on their shock-collar duel in season two (unsure)
sapere aude!
on a less wtf note, when the hell did sho get so badass
i love it
Tiger Horse
...replacing that sentence with 'dick' has... disturbing results
sapere aude!
juudai is a dirty slut, this is basically the plot of yugioh gx
Anzila86
I will admit, it's a tad concerning how often Juudai favors spending time with his cards over human contact
sapere aude!
well, to him, there's no difference, since he can see and communicate with their spirits
if he had functional parents this wouldn't be a problem
Anzila86
If he had parents who weren't total monsters you mean
sapere aude!
yeah
"Finally, this deck responded to me..."
what.
just what.
i don't think i really need to say anything else.
el britannia ◦
there are no words
I like watching this vicariously through you
sapere aude!
"Juudai told me, 'If you want to know what the deck wants, just ask it!'"
juudai knows all about what decks want
he is a master of pleasing decks
he is a deck whisperer
el britannia ◦
there is no deck he can't master
sapere aude!
not a single one
he masters all decks
all decks respond to him
el britannia ◦
he knows exactly how to wield them
sapere aude!
god yes
el britannia ◦
they respond well to his experienced hands...
sapere aude!
oh bb
aaaaah ;~~~~~; my brother moe is exploding
ryo learned how to not treat his lil bro like crap
sho learned how to be a fucking badass
and they both learned that they will continue to grow ;;;;;;
;;;;;;;;;;
manjoume: /FLIPS TABLES
we haven't seen manjoume in a while
ahahaha oh god this episode is going to be filled with secondhand embarrassment, isn't it
IN WHICH MANJOUME CANNOT BE A SECRETARY
LOL ASTER HAS AN ENTIRE WALK-IN CLOSET WITH THE SAME SUIT
actually, manjoume's not doing too badly
i am proud of him ;~; he used to be such an entitled asshole
he's still an asshole, but now he doesn't give a fuck
he will do WHATEVER IT TAKES
ah, so in the original, crowler is italian
given that he's got a name like "Chronos de Medici...."
explains the unusually blonde hair, too. i mean, asuka's a little blonde, but it's more like a natural-looking blonde
whereas chronos totally has the standard Gaijin Platinum Blonde palette
sapere aude!
lmao juudai, masterfully trolled
i love that he clearly takes great pleasure in trolling the fuck out of manjoume
aww, edo works so hard ;;
although, why would his hand bleed from shaking people's hands so much? i could see cramping or carpal tunnel
but bleeding's a little iffy
also, carpal tunnel would make more sense/be more devastating to a duelist, wouldn't it?
eh, but then you'd have to draw those clunky hand braces on people
B'AWWW AND EDO TRUSTS HIM WITH THE IMPORTANT SUITCASE NOW ;;
sapere aude!
lmao everyone is like WHERE'S EDO??? and juudai's just like "lol whatever"
"nobody's dying, it's no biggie, guys"
"let's be glad for the little things"
compared to hundreds of people dying in fire, little things like this do not faze juudai in the slightest
baww, edo's like a stealthy Mister Miyagi
except not nearly as awesome as Pat Morita
.....wait, a DOWNER EPISODE??? *DUDE*!
i am like clutching my head trying to comprehend this
what are these real world concerns and tensions doing in yugioh gx
in which sometimes you never know what the right thing is to do, and you have to guess, and sometimes you're wrong
and sometimes you do your best and still get fucked over
what even is this
this is like, the opposite of everything shonen is
this is like ACTUAL REAL LIFE
what is happening
this sudden whiplash into normalcy from a show that has featured talking space dolphins in the past
if anything, this makes it even worse
now i'll never know what to expect
Pensulliwen
"talking space dolphins" OTL
I don't want to watch this show. But I *really feel that I have to*
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lmao i feel like somehow this show is an eldritch abomination that has infected me
and now i am just spewing its awfulness on everyone
spreading it like a mental virus
EDO'S DUEL MONEY FUNDS ORPHANAGES OMG
BECAUSE HE WAS AN ORPHAN OMG
;;;;;;
chronos is trying to keep everyone from graduating
because he'll miss them really bad when they're gone
what a tsundere
juudai ends his sentences in "da ze" a lot. lmao so forcefully masculine for no reason
aaaaawwwww chronos has a heart ;w;
FoxyمليكBoxes
......the father of Zeus?
Anzila86
No, his effeminate Italian brother in law
FoxyمليكBoxes
.ppfft.
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anzy, best answer <3
chronos is crowler's japanese name
FoxyمليكBoxes
ooo. i seee
aaaaand why does that kid have glowing blue eyes of rage
is he gonna turn out to be DEAD THE WHOLE TIME too?
oh shit probably
AAAAAH TRUEMAN CREEPS ON TINY CHILDREN ;~~~;
AAAAAAAAH /SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
MAN, WE HAD SOME NICE, EMOTIONAL EPISODES ABOUT GRADUATING AND ADULTHOOD IN THERE BUT WE'RE BACK TO HOLY TERROR
why is fubuki still there, actually? shouldn't he have graduated ryo's year?
wait, no, i think he's a year ahead of our year, and a year behind ryo
maybe he was held back one year for being absent due to the abandoned dorm thing
it would actually make sense, for one
Anzila86
Well being tortured in a hell dimension means you miss a few classes
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yeah, seriously
Anzila86
Great excuse for not handing in that essay though
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't hand in that essay, my body was possessed by the incarnation of destroying darkness."
Anzila86
"Oh please, you're not the first student to give me that one"
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XDDDDD given the nature of YGO canon, i bet he wasn't
and now people are disappearing from public records...?
someone hacking the mainframe? what for?
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE
*ACTUALLY VANISHING FROM EXISTENCE*
OH MY GOD WHAT
holy shit it's the yugioh rapture
people are just disappearing
FoxyمليكBoxes
PFFT SAY WHAT?
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people are vanishing from existence
they haven't even explained why yet
FoxyمليكBoxes
>.> weeeiird
♫Katheryn
THE RAPTURE?! dfgfdgfdghgkjhjkjh
AAAAAAH OHMYGOD
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we missed it :V too much porn i guess
oh well, maybe we'll catch the next one
where did i put my rapture schedule
i think there's another one leaving in two thousand years or so
OH MY GOD THAT GUY WAS EATEN ALIVE BY CROWS HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE
BUT WITH CARD GAMES
♫Katheryn
AAAAH
NO
WHAT
EATEN ALIVE NOOOOOOO
FoxyمليكBoxes
*DIES at "ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE BUT WITH CARD GAMES"
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OH MY GOD SEASON FOUR IS TERRIFYING
THEY LULLED ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY WITH A NICE ARC ABOUT GROWING UP AND SHIT
BUT NOW IT'S BACK TO HORROR AND TERROR AND WHAT THE FUCKERY
and juudai can suddenly see through time and space to everyone's souls burning in torment
thanks yubel, he was really interested in seeing that
♫Katheryn
LOL WHAT
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THEY'RE EATING THEM
AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
♫Katheryn
IS THIS SOME HYPERSPACE BULLSHIT
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NO IT'S SOME YUGIOH!RAPTURE BULLSHIT
♫Katheryn
NOOOOOO
/wants to commiserate on hyperspace bullshit >:
Anzila86
This is why I always have my deck nearby
Never know when the embodiment of pure evil will challenge me to a card game
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juudai calls up samejima and is like I'M BORROWING A BOAT AND JETTING OUT TO DOMINO CITY BRB
and samejima's like "what the fuck"
AAAAH SHRIEK O'BRIEN'S BEING STALKED BY AN EVIL CHILD WHO CAN MULTIPLY WTF
polaris ✧
xDDDDDDDDDDD
AAAAAH SCREAM IT'S A GIANT MOUTH WITH AN EYEBALL INSIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
/SHRIEK
la fleija.
SCREAAAAM WHAT ;A;
♫Katheryn
LIKE SAURON BUT WORSE?
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LIKE SAURON BUT HORRIBLE
and the guy is forcing o'brien to fight an illusion of his daddy
his daddy, of course, is rambo if rambo were black and more badass
oh my god and then they forced o'brien to watch his mother burn to death
this is not a children's show fdfljdal
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...are we...still talking about yu gi oh?
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yeah
oh my god because when he was a child, he and his parents got into a vehicle crash
and he could only save one of them before it exploded
so he saved his father
and his mother died
and now he's being forced to relive it
and he's screaming I LOVED MOM! *I LOVED HER*!
oh my god :'(
sunrise ☼
cool story bro
....oh my god, this stupid show killed off my favorite side character TWICE
YOU ASSHOLES
/PUNCHES THE MAKERS OF THIS SHOW IN THE MOUTH REPEATEDLY
WAIT HOLY SHIT
THAT
THAT THING NEVER EVER HAPPENED
HIS PARENTS ARE ALIVE
I
*WHAT*
Anzila86
They deserve it
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*WHAT THE FUCK*
oh my god no i can't even
my head
what just
what just happened
all that shit with the choosing between them and the survival and the
and it didn't even
i don't
what
/just sits and. doesn't even know how to respond.
i don't even understand, you guys
Pensulliwen
whaaaa?
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wait so... so he.... so they didn't.... i...
i'm so....
wait, okay, so he *did* have to choose who to save, but when he saved his dad, his dad was able to save his mom
but he still made a decision
okay so now it at least makes sense
trueman was just fucking with the real story
and now they ERASED HIM FROM EXISTENCE RAAAAAGE /flips tables
and then juudai and saiou escape from an army of darkness on a motorcycle, and they blow up the truck behind them
holy fuck this season is kind of awesome
SAIOU WHAT THE HELL
"Juudai, would you like me to check your deck?"
GOD, I KNOW YOU AND ASTER WERE UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE, BUT HOLY JEEBUS
*you and edo, damn japanese names
annnnnnnnd suddenly saiou wants to duel him or he'll blow up a building
this is vastly out of character
ohhhhhh fuck it's because they have his sister
WHAT IS IT
WITH ME
AND OLDER BROTHERS
/grinds head against wall
Anzila86
*raises hand* I'm an older brother
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no wonder i like you so much
watching gx on ipod; in which saiou's sister is even weirder than he is
and i quote: "Juudai, you must release my brother with your own hands."
(unsure) forever
sheesh, mizuchi, saiou's just going to have to wait his turn like everyone else.
oh, and them she manipulated juudai into sort of duel-killing him so they could be together forever. mizuchi, trollmaster from even the grave
this show, man, idek
JOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
johan you're back omg
omg omg omg all the touching
as soon as juudai realizes it's not trueman, they immediately fall into each other's arms
god they are so married
even with their mutual sluttery
it's like this wacky open marriage where they are simultaneously monogamous and sleeping with everyone else
also, holy balls, johan, your japanese voice is so feminine
Anzila86
I've heard a theory that Johan was originally supposed to be a female character
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that would not surprise me at all
i mean, he's even a damsel in distress for half of season three anyway
also: yubel possessing girl!johan: potentially hotter than canon? I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE BUT IT MIGHT BE
Anzila86
>.> quite possibly
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even i find the idea quite sexy and i am not even into ladyslash
Anzila86
Honestly I just wish they'd put more effort into developing Johan further so i could really get behind his and Judai's ship
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yeah, i ship them harder than fedex, and i *really* wish we saw more of johan as a character
not just quantitatively; qualitatively too
i think season four's intense compression doesn't help
it really would have been nice if they thought of and introduced him earlier in the series
so his sudden INTENSE IMPORTANCE in season three didn't feel like such a spotlight-stealer for more developed characters
oh well, there's always headcanon and fanfiction
Anzila86
Yeah, exactly, i think a more gradual introduction and exploration of him would have helped
that said, I don't actually have a problem with the ship at all XD
slowly coming to the realization that i ship everyone with everyone in GX
they should have done the 3D movie with the 3 main ladies of the yugioh series
Anzu would be the heart of the team
Asuka would be the brains
and Aki would be the brawn
and they'd just own everyone in the face
apparently my plurks are nothing but yugioh today
Anzila86
That would be a friggen awesome movie
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hell yeah it would be
Anzila86
Someone would challenge tea to a duel
and she be like, "bitch please, we're having a dance off"
and then they would get served
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YES THIS
Anzila86
Also, Asuka can ride backseat on Aki's d-wheel
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hell yeah. anzu gets the sidecar
Anzila86
Yes
Also side car D-Wheels are canon
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EXCELLENT
Anzila86
Frankly I want a giant crossover fic where all three casts have to go to Las Vegas
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oh god thiiiiissssss
Anzila86
Just, all of them in fancy clothes
cleaning out the town
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i still want a huge three-way duel between all the "kings": yugi vs. haou vs. jack
except haou wouldn't even bother dueling, he'd just set a fucking meteor on the place and walk off
what a dick
Anzila86
Total dick
of course, Jack beats up an eldritch god and turns it into a playing card
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oh DUDE WHAT OMG
8D
Anzila86
The King is hardcore
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oh my god i have to watch this
Anzila86
Most people when offered a deal by an evil god refuse or give in
Jack Atlas turns them into a trading card
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*___*
the trouble with me watching children's programming is that i inevitably ruin it and destroy its innocence with my horribleness
example: "fubuki may be the only character in this show who's tapped more asses than juudai."
let's look at all the things wrong with that sentence
other than its veracity, which is unquestionable
Anzila86
It's Yugioh. Trust me, read the first ten issues of the original manga and you realize this isn't for kids
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i did read the first ten issues of the original manga
they were awesome
yami lit a guy on fire
and tricked another guy into stabbing himself in the hand
oh, and let's not get into the pedo sadist teacher lady with the makeup
Anzila86
Or Bakura impaling his hand
or Jounochi getting into a fist fight with a guy while they both had knives in their mouths
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oh yeah that was the shit
Anzila86
only joey told the other guy to take his knife out so Joey could hit him harder
cause that's how he rolls
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i love joey in the original manga
he beats the shit out of so many people
Anzila86
He's such a thug
it's great
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
sounds like quality children's entertainment to me
Anzila86
It teaches strong moral values
like if a guy tries to steal your friend's shoes, kill him with a scorpion
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
stealing is wrong.
therefore, totally justified
to sic a scorpion on them
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precisely
guess what time it is? IT'S GX TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
right now, fujiwara and fubuki are dueling
fujiwara has been revealed to be THE HOST FOR THE AVATAR OF ALL DESTROYING DARKNESS fyi
meanwhile, juudai and johan look on and do nothing but wish they were fucking
oh and a solar eclipse is beginning
man, johan's japanese voice is so feminine
this plot is such an evangelion ripoff
"blah blah blah everyone's individuality makes them miserable so i am going to unify everyone in the world of darkness blah"
EVANGELION DID IT FIRST
man, i am getting such "fubuki and fujiwara were totally banging before all that shit went down" vibes
fubuki's all ";; you're alive ;; i will save you from the darkness ;;"
and fujiwara's trying to tempt him to his side with his sex appeal
man this guy has such bullshit cards
oh wow, fubuki, that wasn't gay at all
"For me, your purity was dazzling." (unsure)
and now fubuki is watching everyone's souls be tormented by their deepest fears until their consciousnesses collapse
YOU KNOW
FOR KIDS
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LMAO OH MY GOD
I HAD TO SWITCH TO THE NEXT PART OF THE EPISODE AND THIS ONE YOUTUBE COMMENTER
"i know Fubuki & Yusuke are supposed to have a brotherly/best friend relationship,
but this episode made them look like they're gay with eachother. XD"
STRAIGHT FROM THE ASS'S MOUTH
noooooooooooo the darkness got sho and asuka and manjoume noooooo
omfg
"SHOW ME THE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART, FUBUKI! *I WILL TAKE IT ALL IN*!"
(unsure)
these two are kind of...... yeah.
Anzila86
Clearly Fujiwara and Tobi crib from the same evil textbook
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oh lawd
fujiwara and fubuki are giving juudai and johan a run for their money in the Onscreen Gay UST department
and that is saying something indeed
omg fubuki is trying to take fujiwara down with him ;;
his face
;;
he's all like
;w; WE'LL GO TOGETHER
"You, too, are irreplaceable to me..." :'(
OH MY FUCKING GOD, *REWINDING TIME TO TAKE BACK YOUR TURN IS AGAINST THE RULES*
oh my god
i can't even
what
what just happened
he literally just
rewound time
to take his turn back and beat fubuki
that fucking hobag
oh my god i am so mad
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
THAT IS CHEATING
THAT IS CHEATING ON A *FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL*
♫Katheryn
IF I COULD TUUUURN BACK TIIIIIIME~
gdi now that is stuck in my head
Pensulliwen
I WOULD CHEAT AT CHILDREN'S CARD GAAAAMES~
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katheryn you can't just REWIND TIME TO WIN A CARD GAME
♫Katheryn
how exactly did he rewind time anyway?
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with bullshit
♫Katheryn
was it a bullshit *card*, though?
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actually it is implied that instead of *rewinding time*, what happened was he read fubuki's mind with darkness powers
and watched all the moves he planned to make
and then countered the one he made that turn
but the way they did it was they didn't tell us what was happening
♫Katheryn
...how would that turn back time
this show doesn't make ANY SENSE
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so they draw and it's all emotional and sad and double-suiciding to save the world, and then fujiwara's like
LOL COCKBLOCK
it was such a cheating thing though omg
darkness is such a cheater
el britannia ◦
I'm curious. Did you tell your date you were going home to watch yugioh
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no lmao
shut up eilidh
three-way duel between juudai, johan, and fujiwara. idk about this you guys
i am sensing some (unsure) faces just waiting to be made
oh my god this splitscreen
between juudai and johan
it is burning with sex
and then fujiwara butts in and is like LADIES IF WE COULD PLEASE CONTINUE THE DUEL
juudai: DON'T LET THAT GUY MAKE EYE CONTACT, HE'LL MINDFUCK YOU LIKE HE DID FUBUKI! johan: but...they're so pretty...
it's useless, juudai, johan likes shiny things
his entire deck is made out of shiny things
rainbow dragon's like "get the fuck out of here >("
fujiwara's all "but i just wanna looooook, come on~"
everyone wants to mindfuck johan
he just has one of those minds, i guess
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johan has one of those life-size cardboard cutouts of juudai sitting in his mind
THAT'S....NORMAL
lmao and fujiwara's all SCORE THIS IS CLEARLY....SOMETHING....THAT I CAN USE I GUESS :V
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fujiwara is like phonesexing johan up
this is actually like ridiculously (unsure)
he's all YOU WANT TO DEFEAT JUUDAI, ~DON'T YOU~
and johan's just like "oh...oh...oh yes..."
fujiwara all you are doing is making him horny
i think your evil plan is backfiring
fujiwara: "YES...FIGHT JUUDAI! DEFEAT HIM! *CONSUME HIM*!"
johan: /fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
lmao oh my god this show is so suspect
THIS DUEL IS SO SKETCHY
Anzila86
Johan's just easy and all the villains know it
I am of course referring to his susceptibility to brainwashing
And shame on all of you who thought otherwise
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seriously anzy i have never seen anything more suspect in my life
johan's eyes were way dilated and his VA honestly sounded like he was five seconds from ejaculation the whole time
so burningly (unsure)
Anzila86
You mean she was five seconds from ejaculation
Johan's voice actor is a woman
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HAHAHA so much is explained. but i meant "he" as in johan, in context
Anzila86
Ah, then yes
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so sketchy. then juudai leaves him alone with fujiwara for five seconds and they're gone
johan is the horniest character on this show
Anzila86
I'd say he needs to get laid but I don't think that's the problem
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god he and juudai will have such a problem with monogamy
maybe johan's really a white court vampire
Anzila86
That...would explain a lot
wow seriously i think johan's VA is intentionally voicing him as if he were sexually aroused by this duel
there is no way
there is *no way*
"Juudai, how about you release Johan from this?" OH MY GOD *I CLEARLY MUST BE WATCHING A PORNO*
because seriously this episode
this episode is nothing but juudai and johan making sex faces at each other
and fujiwara trying to distract them from saving the world by making them horny
like *what the fuck*
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
THEY LANDED SEVERAL HITS ON EACH OTHER SO JOHAN COULD POWER UP ONE OF HIS MONSTERS
AND THEN TURN IT ON FUJIWARA
THEY'RE ALL (troll) *JUST AS KEIKAKU*
and fujiwara is like FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU (fuu)
haha try again next time
you will never defeat the power of their intense gayness
it is too much
THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS OH MY GOD
/explodes
i can't handle it you guys
i cannot
their magnificent OTPness
the background turned pink and they are holding hands
Pensulliwen
Pft, getting into DGM territory.
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don't be hating on my ho yay
awww fujiwara ;~~~~~~~~; your parents died when you were a kid and you never got over it ;~~~;
OH MY GOD HE'S PULLING A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
TRYING TO LEARN ALCHEMY TO RESURRECT HIS DEAD PARENTS
OH MY GOD
*OH MY GOD YOUGUYS*
it's like a cross between FMA and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
except with more card games
❥ ℬattycake ღ
.......................
what
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SERIOUSLY WHAT
juudai, giving johan that smoking look while your hands deftly shuffle your deck
this really is some kind of yugioh porno, i have decided
el britannia ◦
SHUFFLING DECKS, eh?
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oh yes
this duel consists of nothing but juudai and johan fucking each other with their eyes
oh and then johan sacrifices himself for basically no reason
he just wanted to look dramatic and fall to the ground
oh and they beat fujiwara and juudai is feeling johan up the second the duel is over
these two are so fucking horny, seriously
Anzila86
Johan gets off on pointless sacrifices
Judai should really talk to him about that
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yeah i mean seriously
Anzila86
I here there's therapy for that these days
Judai has plenty of change in his jar
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i stopped
counting
there were too many quarters
..................................................................................................
there will never be enough ellipses
for what just happened
"In the beginning there was only darkness, and then one card emerged...and the world began."
no oh my god what is happenning
el britannia ◦
the gayest world of all
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they are literally telling us that the big bang was actually a big bang of cards
like oh my god
my head
my head is bleeding inside
❥ ℬattycake ღ
................
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according to Darkness, Duel Monsters is the origin of the world
el britannia ◦
Random I actually really enjoy watching this vicariously through your plurk
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what
i don't even
*i don't even*
/clutching head
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
yeah I don't even need to watch this when you share all the highlights
Anzila86
Darkness is the otaku fanboy of Yugioh villains
pretty sure its full of shit
Tossino
fdsghgkfLOL
Oolong Udon
THE BIG BANG WAS A CARD?
Anzila86
It's a magic card. You have to discard your whole hand and it allows you to recreate existence. Unless they have a counter trap card
Oolong Udon
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIG BANG CARD...IN AMERICA.
EVEN DARKNESS IS SQUICKED BY JUUDAI/YUBEL BEING CANON. no one understands their loooooove~
they will write each other emo poetry about how no one accepts their love
ALL THE EMO POETRY
yubel will convince juudai to dye his hair because all the cool kids are doing it
then they will listen to hipster music
lmao darkness spends the whole season trying to assimilate juudai
and then when he can't, he's like FINE THEN
YOU SMELL
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU IN MY ASSIMILATION PLOT
YOU'D RUIN IT
AND YOUR SOUL GIRLFRIEND IS CREEPY ANYWAY
"Common sense won't work against this opponent!" LMAO DAITOKUJI, YOU SAID IT
baaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
darkness is all LOLOLOL YOU'RE ALL ALONE
and juudai's like I'LL FIGHT EVEN IF I'M ALONE :c
and yubel just shows up and is like
HEY
YOU AREN'T ALONE
YOU HAVE ME
aaaaaawwwwwwwww so cute
so tsuntsun about it, too
YOU MIGHT BE A RECKLESS GUY WITH NO GUTS BUT I WON'T LET YOU DIE HERE
d'aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww
man how come yubel didn't talk for all of season four, i fucking love her
SO FUCKING UNIMPRESSED
...but lmao omg i fucking love yubel, she is so unimpressed
"YEAH I ALMOST COLLAPSED ALL THE DIMENSIONS INTO A SINGLE POINT AND DESTROYED THE WORLD.
"ONLY REASON I DIDN'T? BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT."
"your move B]"
and juudai's all "oh you ;3;"
baaawwww ;~~~~~~~;
darkness uses a card that literally rips yubel out of juudai's soul
and forces her to attack him
juudai just grabs her hand when she attacks
and says, "I'll get you back, no matter what."
:'(
YOU GUYS ;~~~;
oh and then he got her back next turn with the power of bullshit
SO ROMANTIC
darkness shows juudai the future of his world. you can instantly tell that it's not true because there are no motorcycles.
SAVE THE CARDS SAVE THE WORLD
aaaah juudai saved everyone from instrumentality
by saying inspirational stuff
;w;
LOL WHAT
"GOD NEOS"
REALLY
*REALLY*
kenzan: MANLY TEARS ;;;;;;;
he doesn't want to see his senior friends graduate :C
SO SAD
HOW THE HELL DID FUJIWARA GRADUATE THIS YEAR? HE WAS MISSING PRESUMED DEAD FOR *FOUR YEARS*
I COUNTED!
**FOUR YEARS**
aradiaₒ
he got his dueling GED
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but he was a freshman when he vanished
he couldn't have gotten a GED from the world of Darkness
aradiaₒ
he took a lot of online classes
sapere aude!
i don't think Darkness has the internet
he speaks old man japanese
aradiaₒ
old men can use the darkness internet too
it's not ageist
sapere aude!
i don't think he'd have the patience for it
and imagine how awful the tech support is on the other side of reality
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
maybe he had a tutor
OF DARKNESS
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okay i laughed
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
then my work here is done.
"We have the power to connect humans and duel spirits. There has to be someone out there who needs that power, right?" <--this should have been the fifth season
so much wasted plot potential there
BUT NOOOOOOO
*BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
i suppose i shouldn't complain all that much, i can always watch 5Ds
and or write fanfiction
**OH MY GOD YUGI**
/SCREAMS
/SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAMS
juudai: 8O
aradiaₒ
his hair is ridiculous enough for two people!
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at this point in the series, juudai has saved the universe four times
and has enough power to destroy it if he was in the mood
but yugi shows up and all he can do is squee
yugi's japanese voice is HOT
grown up yugi: BUFF
why won't they show his face :c
❥ ℬattycake ღ
yay Jaden can still squee :D
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oh my god juudai went back to the past
and he's going to duel yugi
in the past
omg
i don't even know how this happened
there is literally no reason
DUN CURR
IT'S YUGI
oh my god juudai is so happy
i haven't seen him this happy since season two
he's like OH MY GOD I GET TO DUEL YUGI ;~~~~;
FoxyمليكBoxes
WHAT??? YUGI???
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**YUGI, BITCHES**
FoxyمليكBoxes
hahahaha nice
aradiaₒ
faaaaaaaaaaaaaan
boooooooooooooy
sapere aude!
oh my god he just actually squeed for real
SO CUTE ;w;
aradiaₒ
hahaha
sapere aude!
lmao and then juudai's monster gets destroyed and yubel scolds him for fanboying when he should be dueling
aradiaₒ
hahahaha
okay GX FOR REAL
oh my god
juudai to yugi: "Your existence glitters more than anyone I have fought before."
...................what.
excusemewhat
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HAHAHAHA
and they call marik ghey
sapere aude!
it was in voiceover narration BUT STILL
yugi is schooling juudai's ass
i love it
he loves it, too
Pensulliwen
pft.
Great now I have terrible images in my head.
sapere aude!
:3
:'( juudai is getting his old spark back
this duel is helping him remember how to have fun
and smile
;~~~~~~~~~~~~;
EMOOOOTIOOOOOOOONS
juudai: Yugi, this duel is mine!
Atem: OH, DO YOU THINK SO? >3
juudai: ohfuck
omg you guys :'(
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS
OH MY GOD
;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
Pensulliwen
THE KEET IS BACK
sapere aude!
so many emotions i cannot even
IT'S BACK
NOT EVEN THE POWER OF DESPAIR CAN KEEP THE KEET AWAY
sapere aude!
and now he's......randomly in a desert
and pharaoh the cat is in his backpack unexpectedly
OMG WITH A NOTE SIGNED BY ALL HIS FRIENDS IN THERE ;~~~;
....one of the signatures is from crowler with a lipstick print
........................o.......kay........then.
AND HE RUNS OFF
"STRAIGHT AHEAD....I'LL KEEP MOVING FORWARD!"
oh my god sob i am so happy
so many emotions
of joy and sadness and more joy
so many
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX season four: .....completed :'(
you guys
you guys
thank you for riding this crazyass train with me