"Ooooooh, the ~forbidden season~"
I was going to wait until I finished Season Four and then slap all the plurks into one huge entry and be done with these forever, but now I'm just making this to piss Sheryl off. B] also because I love talking about this hiderpeous* show.
*portmanteau of "hideous" and "derpy." yes, yes, I am a linguistic genius.
/boots up season four and crosses self
this is it, you guys
the season 4kids was afraid to dub
the Forbidden Season
wish me luck
for i may not return as the Random you once knew.
NOOOOOO NOOOOOO THEY SENT JOHAN BACK TO NORTH ACADEMY FOR THIS SEASON NOOOOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/CLUTCHING HEAD
MY BOYTOUCHING
NO
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME
I NEED IT
*I NEED IT*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
ZETSUBOUSHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/cries so many tears of sadness
.....jaden's not Keet anymore.
it's just. gone.
all of his keet.
he had an ocean of keet.
it's gone now
HE UTILIZED SARCASM
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS WORLD
ACTUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSEQUENCES IN *MY* SHONEN GAMING ANIME??????
❥ ℬattycake ღ
aaaaw Jaden ;;
a little bread
;;;;;;;;;; /HOLDS HIM FOREVER
--wait, who the hell is that guy
no like literally he has never been seen
did i miss him getting introduced....?
i couldn't have. :/a
HMMMM I AM SUSPICIOUS.
KING OF AMBER
is his name Justin Bieber?
Anzila86
His name is Retcon
a little bread
............why are they saying he's been there the whole time?
when he clearly hasn't?
.............i am actually vaguely creeped out
♫Katheryn
THEY'VE ALL BEEN BRAINWASHED.
....AGAIN
a little bread
AHDKJSAKFHDSAHIDFOAW
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH SCREAMING AAAAAAH
AAAAAAH OH MY GOD
AAAAH HIS EYES
/SCRAMING
♫Katheryn
WHAT?
a little bread
/SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING
AAAAH GOD NO I CAN'T
/CLAWING AT FACEAAAAAHJ
♫Katheryn
WHATWHATWHAAAAAT
a little bread
WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL
CHAZZ IS LIKE "WAIT......I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE."
AND HIS EYES GO ALL FUCKING SAURON
AAAAAAAAH SCREAMING
SCREAMING FOREVER OH MY GOD
/SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING
♫Katheryn
TOLD YOU THEY WERE BRAINWASHED
.....APPARENTLY BY SAURON. what.
a little bread
adnkasldfsjafldhaieflashfiaslvhsiafheais
dsbajfkhawioefhiaoh
okay so apparently he has brainwashing powers
okay okay i. i can deal with this. now that i know what's going on. okay. it caught me off guard.
/breathing slowly hhhhhhgh
NOW I KNOW WHY SEASON FOUR IS THE FORBIDDEN SEASON HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
oh wait are they finally going to resolve the dropped plot thread of The Abandoned Dorm?
Anzila86
...If by resolve, you mean handwave, then yes
a little bread
better than never going back to it
i will accept even a handwave
OH MY GOD HE CAN SET FIRES WITH HIS MIND OH GOD NO NEVER AAAAAH GOD NO SCREAMING FOREVER
/SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YUBEL?? *I TAKE THEM ALL BACK*
how does no one notice the black fog of terror
a little bread
man, season four jaden is *hot*
i am loving this
he's just trashtalking the dark fog, all "yeah huh you wanna do this"
pontaneous
sparky sparky boom man~
fujiwara: "Oh thanks for saving my innocuous, non-eldritch-horror self! :D" juudai: "Who the fuck are you?"
okay i embellished on juudai's dialogue but the effect is the same basically
HAHAHA FUCK YES
FUJIWARA TRIES HIS BRAIN MELTING TRICK AND JUUDAI IS LIKE
"GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE >["
fuck yes
[GX shit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH TV TROPES
"Chaste Hero."
HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOW WERE *YOU* WATCHING, MAN
ahahahahahahahaha nope still laughing
Anzila86
TV tropes has a very odd idea of what GX is
GX 158: why is juudai that close to a hot flow of lava and not burnt
CONVECTION
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
BeyondمليكBee
BURRRNN!!!
I'm DOING IT OKAY??
a little bread
XDDDDDD
a little bread
oh look we're back to FRICKING NYARLATHOTEP
juudai: GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE
FUJIWARA USED A FLASH BOMB AND TURNED INTO A FEATHER
man. seriously. what. :V
juudai just grabs the feather and looks at it :|
BeyondمليكBee
>.o
a little bread
he's like "well, that was weird"
"I WANT YOU TO DO AN IMMEDIATE BACKGROUND SEARCH ON FUJIWARA YUSUKE."
lmao who are the people he's calling
what resources does juudai have that he can order background checks now lol what
meanwhile, everyone has figured out that they have brain damage
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDD *DIES*
a little bread
and sho is like WE BETTER CALL JUUDAI
HE'S USUALLY THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO THIS SHIT
BeyondمليكBee
XDD
a little bread
ATTICUS ATTICUS ATTICUS ATTICUS
oh wait i mean fubuki
FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKI
so fubuki used to know fujiwara
and it's fujiwara's fault that they got trapped in the shadow realm while terrible demons chewed on fubuki's mind until it snapped
BFF
geez, manjoume and kenzan, you guys are really sensitive to the effects of psychological trauma, aren't you
GEEZ I FEEL LIKE HE'S AVOIDING US. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE WOULD
IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS FORCED TO DUEL WITH OUR LIVES AT STAKE AND HE THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD BY HIS HANDS AND HE SNAPPED AND BURNINATED EVERYONE
GAWD, SOME PEOPLE
oh my god kenzan your dinosaur DNA cannot tell you anything
that sentence made literally no sense
a little bread
AAAAAAAAH JUUDAI NO
HE'S LEAVING DUEL ACADEMY ;;;;;;;;
HE DOESN'T WANT TO CAUSE THE SCHOOL ANY MORE TROUBLE ;;;;;;
and samejima's just like BUT WHYYYYYY and juudai's like BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER SO LOGICALLY BAD STUFF IS GOING TO FOLLOW ME
ALSO I AM CLINICALLY DEPRESSED AND YOU SHOULD REALLY BE PROVIDING ME A THERAPIST, YOU CHEAP ASS
--oh mah gawh, it's the villains from seasons one and two!!!
aaaaaah juudai ;;;;;;;;;; stop making such jaded faces
where is the keet
WHERE IS IT ;;;;;
"You can just call me Mr. T." oh my god no. oh my god. what is happening.
THIS IS THE LINE IN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE
*THIS IS THE LINE IN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE*
BeyondمليكBee
WHAAAAT????
a little bread
HOLY FUC
HOLFHDSUFS4
HOLY EVRUEAHDFSLAFHIA HOLY SHIT
JADEN LITERALLY JUST SHOT THAT GUY IN TEH FACE
HE LITERALLY
JUST SHOT
THAT GUY
IN THE FACE
he summoned neos' spirit to destroy two flaming boulders that would have hit this helicopter
and while trueman was all "oh hey cool you have enough power to do that in the real world," neos pops up behind him
AND SHOOTS HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
i cannot handle this
i cannot
Anzila86
I pity th' fool who doesn't give into darkness
stay in drugs, don't do school
a little bread
lmao
JUUDAI JUST SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE. *THIS IS ACTUAL CANON*
oh my lord season four
*season four*
it's too much
i can't handle it
the guy's response: "I see you are going to be difficult to deal with."
oh lawd
*oh lawd*
man this is so weird
juudai hasn't superfluously explained his cards even once in this duel
he is speaking as little as possible
THIS IS SO WEIRD
oh my gawd that smirk
*that smirk*
/FANS SELF
OH MY GOD THERE ARE TWO TRUEMANS
/GRIPS HEAD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
oh i see, his "background check" resources are o'brien
:|b
....oh my god i am so confused
NOW I KNOW WHY SEASON FOUR IS ON THE "MIND SCREW" TROPE LIST
ASUKA SLAPS JUUDAI IN THE FACE D:
the mark on his cheek doesn't even correspond to the hand she slapped him with lol
juudai ;;;;;;;;;;;
"There are times you can't turn back from... even if you want to."
omg can i just hold you until this season is over
a little bread
OH MY GOD HE'S INTERROGATING DAITOKUJI'S SPIRIT BY HOLDING HIM OVER A TOILET
OH MY GOD
SINCE WHEN WAS JUUDAI JACK BAUER
juudai is now jack bauer
aaaand he and fubuki are trading smoking looks
they can't help it, their respective blue-headed lovers have been written out of this season
warheaded.
johan's in this season! it's season four, right? ... but he doesn't appear till the end of this season, i believe ...? can't remember.
/goes ... back to quietly lurking ...!
a little bread
HE COMES BACK???? 8DDDDDDDDDD
SO MUCH JOY ERUPTS IN MY HEART AT THIS NEWS
warheaded.
yup! before juudai leaves domino city.
a little bread
/squeeeee
warheaded.
so not quite the very end of the season! mid-season, i believe. one of juudai's cards (polymerization) is tainted by darkness though, so
he doesn't recognize him at first, thinking that johan is someone else. and then they duel because juudai thinks johan is the enemy.
... also, i believe this is after kaiba corp (?) blows up and juudai rides away on a motorcycle.
a little bread
..........omg
*________*
warheaded.
lmao it's actually pret. hilarious-- juudai is like WHAT DID YOU DO TO JOHAN WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS DECK >B| all angry, thinking something happened to him, fffff. johan's just like COME ON MAN IT'S ME.
a little bread
XDDDDD
awww
warheaded.
aw hell, now i have to watch the episode again. 8| /goes to do this
OH MY GOD HE WAS A CARD THE WHOLE TIME
WHAT
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT*
i can't even
*i can't even*
NICOLE KIDMAN IS A GHOST AND ROSEBUD IS THE SLED AND FUJIWARA YUSUKE WAS *DEAD THE WHOLE TIME* AND THIS GUY IS A CARD OH MY GOD
aaaaaaand now they're ripping off the plot of The Neverending Story
OH MY GOD
THERE ARE FIVE TRUEMANS
AND ONE OF THEM GOES
"WE WILL HAVE TO USE....*ALL OUR POWERS COMBINED"."
oh my god they are summoning evil captain planet
................juudai seriously how many spirits are you packing in your soul now
warheaded.
a lot. 8|
a little bread
CALL HIM LEGION, MAN
FOR HE IS *MANY*
he just told honest he can put him up for a while if he remembers to clean up
Trueman: THANK YOU FOR THAT HEARTFELT SPEECH e___________e
aaaaaaah that faaaaaaace ;;;;;;;;;;;;
his friends figure out that he's only avoiding them because he's afraid to get them all killed again
and they're like WE BELIEVE IN YOU ;;
and he's like YOU GUYS ;~~~;
❥ ℬattycake ღ
aaaaaaaw
done tagging for the night, probably. /puts on GX 161
GRADUATION PHOTO ALBUM ^^
rei y u so cute
YES KENZAN, PARTIES SOLVE EVERYTHING
hey, maybe this will be a nice, party-themed, friendship-filled, non-eldritch-horror breather episode
aaaaaw pics of them from first year ;;
back when people didn't die horribly
and when juudai was Keet all the time
the girls are like NO, YOU ARE NOT FISHING AND MAKING EMO FACES TODAY, SIR, YOU ARE COMING WITH US *IMMEDIATELY*
IT IS TIME TO GET YOUR PARTY ON
aaawww he barely remembers how to smile ;;
:CCCCCCCCC juudaiiiiiii y u no happyyyyyyy :cccccccccc
I CAN'T STAND SEEING HIM LIKE THIS, YOU GUYS
MY LITTLE HEART, SHE IS SO WOUNDED
asuka: NAKAMA JA NAI NO???
aaaah ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
a little bread
man, so this is juudai's True Form, when he has ceased to care about whether he is lonely or not
he Dun Curr
look at all the fucks he gives
it is as genuinely sad as it is kind of funny
a little bread
LOL ALL THE GUYS ARE FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO TAG TEAM DUEL WITH ASUKA
because she is so badass and awesome at dueling
because she is Amazingly Fantabulous
;~; i get so emotional over asuka's awesomeness, you guys
juudai just walks in, and kenzan's like OKAY COOL YOU TWO ARE PARTNERS >3
trololololololololo~
juudai: wait what i don't even know what's going on WHAT IS THIS
a little bread
it is honestly actually interesting how tsuntsun juudai has gotten
like, it's not endearing, it borders on jerkassery at times
it is completely unrecognizable behavior coming from him
because he has booted down into Heroic Safe Mode
where he's so afraid to get hurt by being close to people, and hurting them himself ;;
;;;;;;
STOP LINEFACING AAAAH
YOU ARE *TEARING ME APART JUUDAI*
LMAO SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DUEL
*SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE*
but she has so many feelings ;;
a little bread
aaaah, come on, juudai, you can't lineface at that face
it is Unpossible
AHAHAHAHA AND THE PRINCIPAL IS LIKE ~WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TURN~
he and tome are totally banging, it is entirely canon
juudai cannot handre this, he doesn't remember what life was like before card games became Serious Business
considering this stupid game has literally stained his own hands with blood, i am somewhat not surprised at this
aww juudai why aren't you doing teamwork
teeeeaaaaamwoooooooork
say it with me: teeeaaaaammmmmwoooooorrrrrk
lmao oh god he just destroys them in a single turn
and is like, "no one is dead, this is a satisfactory ending :|"
a little bread
FUCK YOU SAMEJIMA, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEVER HIRED A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST AT YOUR ISOLATED ISLAND SCHOOL THAT YOU BUILT OVER THE RESTING PLACE OF THE CARD GAME EQUIVALENT OF NUKES
IF JUUDAI IS BEING AN ASSHOLE, THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE UNDERLYING CAUSES ARE *ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT*
he used to be keet
/cries into hands
juudai y u no remember what "fun" is?
LISTEN
LISTEN
YOU GOT TOLD IN SEASON TWO THAT YOU HAD TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM SCIENTOLOGY BY A TALKING SPACE DOLPHIN
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TAKE THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY, JUUDAI
IT IS NOT ACTUALLY NECESSARY
sheesh, kill off a few characters and suddenly he's all up in arms
IT'S JUST EXTREME PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA, SHAKE IT OFF
WALK IT OFF, TOUGH GUY
a little bread
asuka's like IT'S LIKE NOTHING I DO MAKES HIM INTERESTED
I TRIED THE HANDCUFFS
I TRIED THE FANCY CREAMS
I SUGGESTED OTHER POSITIONS
IT'S NO USE
IT'S LIKE HE'S LOST HIS PASSION FOR SE--I MEAN, DUELING
❥ ℬattycake ღ
hahahahaha
a little bread
srsly though it's sad ;;
OH DUDE HE FUCKING DESTROYED THAT GUY
he's so used to having opponents who are about to kill people, explode mountains, wreck universes, etc.
YOU TELL HIM ASUKA >O --oh damn, episode's over
summary: Wait a minute, so one single friendship speech doesn't undo weeks of clinical depression resulting from months spent alone in another dimension knowing that you and/or your friends could die at any second, conceivably by your own hands? REALISTIC PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSEQUENCES IN MY SHONEN GAMING ANIME????
*portmanteau of "hideous" and "derpy." yes, yes, I am a linguistic genius.
/boots up season four and crosses self
this is it, you guys
the season 4kids was afraid to dub
the Forbidden Season
wish me luck
for i may not return as the Random you once knew.
NOOOOOO NOOOOOO THEY SENT JOHAN BACK TO NORTH ACADEMY FOR THIS SEASON NOOOOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/CLUTCHING HEAD
MY BOYTOUCHING
NO
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME
I NEED IT
*I NEED IT*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
ZETSUBOUSHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/cries so many tears of sadness
.....jaden's not Keet anymore.
it's just. gone.
all of his keet.
he had an ocean of keet.
it's gone now
HE UTILIZED SARCASM
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS WORLD
ACTUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSEQUENCES IN *MY* SHONEN GAMING ANIME??????
❥ ℬattycake ღ
aaaaw Jaden ;;
a little bread
;;;;;;;;;; /HOLDS HIM FOREVER
--wait, who the hell is that guy
no like literally he has never been seen
did i miss him getting introduced....?
i couldn't have. :/a
HMMMM I AM SUSPICIOUS.
KING OF AMBER
is his name Justin Bieber?
Anzila86
His name is Retcon
a little bread
............why are they saying he's been there the whole time?
when he clearly hasn't?
.............i am actually vaguely creeped out
♫Katheryn
THEY'VE ALL BEEN BRAINWASHED.
....AGAIN
a little bread
AHDKJSAKFHDSAHIDFOAW
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH SCREAMING AAAAAAH
AAAAAAH OH MY GOD
AAAAH HIS EYES
/SCRAMING
♫Katheryn
WHAT?
a little bread
/SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING
AAAAH GOD NO I CAN'T
/CLAWING AT FACEAAAAAHJ
♫Katheryn
WHATWHATWHAAAAAT
a little bread
WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL
CHAZZ IS LIKE "WAIT......I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE."
AND HIS EYES GO ALL FUCKING SAURON
AAAAAAAAH SCREAMING
SCREAMING FOREVER OH MY GOD
/SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING
♫Katheryn
TOLD YOU THEY WERE BRAINWASHED
.....APPARENTLY BY SAURON. what.
a little bread
adnkasldfsjafldhaieflashfiaslvhsiafheais
dsbajfkhawioefhiaoh
okay so apparently he has brainwashing powers
okay okay i. i can deal with this. now that i know what's going on. okay. it caught me off guard.
/breathing slowly hhhhhhgh
NOW I KNOW WHY SEASON FOUR IS THE FORBIDDEN SEASON HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
oh wait are they finally going to resolve the dropped plot thread of The Abandoned Dorm?
Anzila86
...If by resolve, you mean handwave, then yes
a little bread
better than never going back to it
i will accept even a handwave
OH MY GOD HE CAN SET FIRES WITH HIS MIND OH GOD NO NEVER AAAAAH GOD NO SCREAMING FOREVER
/SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YUBEL?? *I TAKE THEM ALL BACK*
how does no one notice the black fog of terror
a little bread
man, season four jaden is *hot*
i am loving this
he's just trashtalking the dark fog, all "yeah huh you wanna do this"
pontaneous
sparky sparky boom man~
fujiwara: "Oh thanks for saving my innocuous, non-eldritch-horror self! :D" juudai: "Who the fuck are you?"
okay i embellished on juudai's dialogue but the effect is the same basically
HAHAHA FUCK YES
FUJIWARA TRIES HIS BRAIN MELTING TRICK AND JUUDAI IS LIKE
"GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE >["
fuck yes
[GX shit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH TV TROPES
"Chaste Hero."
HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOW WERE *YOU* WATCHING, MAN
ahahahahahahahaha nope still laughing
Anzila86
TV tropes has a very odd idea of what GX is
GX 158: why is juudai that close to a hot flow of lava and not burnt
CONVECTION
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
BeyondمليكBee
BURRRNN!!!
I'm DOING IT OKAY??
a little bread
XDDDDDD
a little bread
oh look we're back to FRICKING NYARLATHOTEP
juudai: GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE
FUJIWARA USED A FLASH BOMB AND TURNED INTO A FEATHER
man. seriously. what. :V
juudai just grabs the feather and looks at it :|
BeyondمليكBee
>.o
a little bread
he's like "well, that was weird"
"I WANT YOU TO DO AN IMMEDIATE BACKGROUND SEARCH ON FUJIWARA YUSUKE."
lmao who are the people he's calling
what resources does juudai have that he can order background checks now lol what
meanwhile, everyone has figured out that they have brain damage
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDD *DIES*
a little bread
and sho is like WE BETTER CALL JUUDAI
HE'S USUALLY THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO THIS SHIT
BeyondمليكBee
XDD
a little bread
ATTICUS ATTICUS ATTICUS ATTICUS
oh wait i mean fubuki
FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKI
so fubuki used to know fujiwara
and it's fujiwara's fault that they got trapped in the shadow realm while terrible demons chewed on fubuki's mind until it snapped
BFF
geez, manjoume and kenzan, you guys are really sensitive to the effects of psychological trauma, aren't you
GEEZ I FEEL LIKE HE'S AVOIDING US. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE WOULD
IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS FORCED TO DUEL WITH OUR LIVES AT STAKE AND HE THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD BY HIS HANDS AND HE SNAPPED AND BURNINATED EVERYONE
GAWD, SOME PEOPLE
oh my god kenzan your dinosaur DNA cannot tell you anything
that sentence made literally no sense
a little bread
AAAAAAAAH JUUDAI NO
HE'S LEAVING DUEL ACADEMY ;;;;;;;;
HE DOESN'T WANT TO CAUSE THE SCHOOL ANY MORE TROUBLE ;;;;;;
and samejima's just like BUT WHYYYYYY and juudai's like BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER SO LOGICALLY BAD STUFF IS GOING TO FOLLOW ME
ALSO I AM CLINICALLY DEPRESSED AND YOU SHOULD REALLY BE PROVIDING ME A THERAPIST, YOU CHEAP ASS
--oh mah gawh, it's the villains from seasons one and two!!!
aaaaaah juudai ;;;;;;;;;; stop making such jaded faces
where is the keet
WHERE IS IT ;;;;;
"You can just call me Mr. T." oh my god no. oh my god. what is happening.
THIS IS THE LINE IN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE
*THIS IS THE LINE IN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE*
BeyondمليكBee
WHAAAAT????
a little bread
HOLY FUC
HOLFHDSUFS4
HOLY EVRUEAHDFSLAFHIA HOLY SHIT
JADEN LITERALLY JUST SHOT THAT GUY IN TEH FACE
HE LITERALLY
JUST SHOT
THAT GUY
IN THE FACE
he summoned neos' spirit to destroy two flaming boulders that would have hit this helicopter
and while trueman was all "oh hey cool you have enough power to do that in the real world," neos pops up behind him
AND SHOOTS HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
i cannot handle this
i cannot
Anzila86
I pity th' fool who doesn't give into darkness
stay in drugs, don't do school
a little bread
lmao
JUUDAI JUST SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE. *THIS IS ACTUAL CANON*
oh my lord season four
*season four*
it's too much
i can't handle it
the guy's response: "I see you are going to be difficult to deal with."
oh lawd
*oh lawd*
man this is so weird
juudai hasn't superfluously explained his cards even once in this duel
he is speaking as little as possible
THIS IS SO WEIRD
oh my gawd that smirk
*that smirk*
/FANS SELF
OH MY GOD THERE ARE TWO TRUEMANS
/GRIPS HEAD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
oh i see, his "background check" resources are o'brien
:|b
....oh my god i am so confused
NOW I KNOW WHY SEASON FOUR IS ON THE "MIND SCREW" TROPE LIST
ASUKA SLAPS JUUDAI IN THE FACE D:
the mark on his cheek doesn't even correspond to the hand she slapped him with lol
juudai ;;;;;;;;;;;
"There are times you can't turn back from... even if you want to."
omg can i just hold you until this season is over
a little bread
OH MY GOD HE'S INTERROGATING DAITOKUJI'S SPIRIT BY HOLDING HIM OVER A TOILET
OH MY GOD
SINCE WHEN WAS JUUDAI JACK BAUER
juudai is now jack bauer
aaaand he and fubuki are trading smoking looks
they can't help it, their respective blue-headed lovers have been written out of this season
warheaded.
johan's in this season! it's season four, right? ... but he doesn't appear till the end of this season, i believe ...? can't remember.
/goes ... back to quietly lurking ...!
a little bread
HE COMES BACK???? 8DDDDDDDDDD
SO MUCH JOY ERUPTS IN MY HEART AT THIS NEWS
warheaded.
yup! before juudai leaves domino city.
a little bread
/squeeeee
warheaded.
so not quite the very end of the season! mid-season, i believe. one of juudai's cards (polymerization) is tainted by darkness though, so
he doesn't recognize him at first, thinking that johan is someone else. and then they duel because juudai thinks johan is the enemy.
... also, i believe this is after kaiba corp (?) blows up and juudai rides away on a motorcycle.
a little bread
..........omg
*________*
warheaded.
lmao it's actually pret. hilarious-- juudai is like WHAT DID YOU DO TO JOHAN WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS DECK >B| all angry, thinking something happened to him, fffff. johan's just like COME ON MAN IT'S ME.
a little bread
XDDDDD
awww
warheaded.
aw hell, now i have to watch the episode again. 8| /goes to do this
OH MY GOD HE WAS A CARD THE WHOLE TIME
WHAT
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT*
i can't even
*i can't even*
NICOLE KIDMAN IS A GHOST AND ROSEBUD IS THE SLED AND FUJIWARA YUSUKE WAS *DEAD THE WHOLE TIME* AND THIS GUY IS A CARD OH MY GOD
aaaaaaand now they're ripping off the plot of The Neverending Story
OH MY GOD
THERE ARE FIVE TRUEMANS
AND ONE OF THEM GOES
"WE WILL HAVE TO USE....*ALL OUR POWERS COMBINED"."
oh my god they are summoning evil captain planet
................juudai seriously how many spirits are you packing in your soul now
warheaded.
a lot. 8|
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CALL HIM LEGION, MAN
FOR HE IS *MANY*
he just told honest he can put him up for a while if he remembers to clean up
Trueman: THANK YOU FOR THAT HEARTFELT SPEECH e___________e
aaaaaaah that faaaaaaace ;;;;;;;;;;;;
his friends figure out that he's only avoiding them because he's afraid to get them all killed again
and they're like WE BELIEVE IN YOU ;;
and he's like YOU GUYS ;~~~;
❥ ℬattycake ღ
aaaaaaaw
done tagging for the night, probably. /puts on GX 161
GRADUATION PHOTO ALBUM ^^
rei y u so cute
YES KENZAN, PARTIES SOLVE EVERYTHING
hey, maybe this will be a nice, party-themed, friendship-filled, non-eldritch-horror breather episode
aaaaaw pics of them from first year ;;
back when people didn't die horribly
and when juudai was Keet all the time
the girls are like NO, YOU ARE NOT FISHING AND MAKING EMO FACES TODAY, SIR, YOU ARE COMING WITH US *IMMEDIATELY*
IT IS TIME TO GET YOUR PARTY ON
aaawww he barely remembers how to smile ;;
:CCCCCCCCC juudaiiiiiii y u no happyyyyyyy :cccccccccc
I CAN'T STAND SEEING HIM LIKE THIS, YOU GUYS
MY LITTLE HEART, SHE IS SO WOUNDED
asuka: NAKAMA JA NAI NO???
aaaah ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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man, so this is juudai's True Form, when he has ceased to care about whether he is lonely or not
he Dun Curr
look at all the fucks he gives
it is as genuinely sad as it is kind of funny
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LOL ALL THE GUYS ARE FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO TAG TEAM DUEL WITH ASUKA
because she is so badass and awesome at dueling
because she is Amazingly Fantabulous
;~; i get so emotional over asuka's awesomeness, you guys
juudai just walks in, and kenzan's like OKAY COOL YOU TWO ARE PARTNERS >3
trololololololololo~
juudai: wait what i don't even know what's going on WHAT IS THIS
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it is honestly actually interesting how tsuntsun juudai has gotten
like, it's not endearing, it borders on jerkassery at times
it is completely unrecognizable behavior coming from him
because he has booted down into Heroic Safe Mode
where he's so afraid to get hurt by being close to people, and hurting them himself ;;
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STOP LINEFACING AAAAH
YOU ARE *TEARING ME APART JUUDAI*
LMAO SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DUEL
*SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE*
but she has so many feelings ;;
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aaaah, come on, juudai, you can't lineface at that face
it is Unpossible
AHAHAHAHA AND THE PRINCIPAL IS LIKE ~WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TURN~
he and tome are totally banging, it is entirely canon
juudai cannot handre this, he doesn't remember what life was like before card games became Serious Business
considering this stupid game has literally stained his own hands with blood, i am somewhat not surprised at this
aww juudai why aren't you doing teamwork
teeeeaaaaamwoooooooork
say it with me: teeeaaaaammmmmwoooooorrrrrk
lmao oh god he just destroys them in a single turn
and is like, "no one is dead, this is a satisfactory ending :|"
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FUCK YOU SAMEJIMA, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEVER HIRED A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST AT YOUR ISOLATED ISLAND SCHOOL THAT YOU BUILT OVER THE RESTING PLACE OF THE CARD GAME EQUIVALENT OF NUKES
IF JUUDAI IS BEING AN ASSHOLE, THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE UNDERLYING CAUSES ARE *ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT*
he used to be keet
/cries into hands
juudai y u no remember what "fun" is?
LISTEN
LISTEN
YOU GOT TOLD IN SEASON TWO THAT YOU HAD TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM SCIENTOLOGY BY A TALKING SPACE DOLPHIN
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TAKE THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY, JUUDAI
IT IS NOT ACTUALLY NECESSARY
sheesh, kill off a few characters and suddenly he's all up in arms
IT'S JUST EXTREME PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA, SHAKE IT OFF
WALK IT OFF, TOUGH GUY
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asuka's like IT'S LIKE NOTHING I DO MAKES HIM INTERESTED
I TRIED THE HANDCUFFS
I TRIED THE FANCY CREAMS
I SUGGESTED OTHER POSITIONS
IT'S NO USE
IT'S LIKE HE'S LOST HIS PASSION FOR SE--I MEAN, DUELING
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hahahahaha
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srsly though it's sad ;;
OH DUDE HE FUCKING DESTROYED THAT GUY
he's so used to having opponents who are about to kill people, explode mountains, wreck universes, etc.
YOU TELL HIM ASUKA >O --oh damn, episode's over
summary: Wait a minute, so one single friendship speech doesn't undo weeks of clinical depression resulting from months spent alone in another dimension knowing that you and/or your friends could die at any second, conceivably by your own hands? REALISTIC PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSEQUENCES IN MY SHONEN GAMING ANIME????