okay i lied, i love copypasting from plurk
Because I really don't think I could summarize season two much better than this.
space dolphin! me, explaining the recent events of GX to my suitemate: "Well, they tried to turn Jaden into a Scientologist, but it didn't take, so now he has a brain tumor or something."
space dolphin! cyrus just said "[Jaden] is the hot fudge on the sundae that is my life!"
space dolphin! *whaaaaaat*
❥ ℬattycake ღ ......
❥ ℬattycake ღ did he really
❥ ℬattycake ღ honestly
❥ ℬattycake ღ say that
❥ ℬattycake ღ dear god
space dolphin! /lmaoooooo
space dolphin! nooooo chazz, they're trying to turn you into Tom Cruise! IT'S CLEARLY A TRAP!
space dolphin! never trust a dude in a white trenchcoat with screws in his head left over from the lobotomy
space dolphin! it's generally a bad idea
space dolphin! "If you don't believe in my powers, come over here and shuffle my cards."
space dolphin! *holy balls what the fuck*
space dolphin! (unsure) forever
SHANGHAI★ALICE is this
SHANGHAI★ALICE was that a line from a porno
SHANGHAI★ALICE or from yugioh
space dolphin! I DON'T KNOW
space dolphin! not gonna lie, sartorius is a much more effective and terrifying villain than last season's shadow riders crap
space dolphin! MAKE HIM STOP LOOKING SAD, I CAN'T STAND IT--oh my god space
❥ ℬattycake ღ wait no not aquaman.
❥ ℬattycake ღ i think the dolphin's name was neos
space dolphin! --holy fuck jaden is having an acid trip
space dolphin! i can't even
♫Katheryn lies. all dolphins are either named Echo or Flipper. 8|
❥ ℬattycake ღ yessssss are you in neospace now
❥ ℬattycake ღ yessss
♫Katheryn (OR AFTER THE CAST OF FRIENDS.)
space dolphin! JADEN WENT ON AN ACID TRIP AND NOW HE IS IN SPACE
space dolphin! *WHAT THE FUCK*
❥ ℬattycake ღ aw yess
♫Katheryn lay off the acid, man
❥ ℬattycake ღ I forget how that happened lolol
space dolphin! HOW CAN HE BREATHE IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE
space dolphin! unless it's still an acid hallucination
❥ ℬattycake ღ but he will now find his cards that he drew and Kaibacorp LAUNCHED INTO SPACE
♫Katheryn Random. stop trying to apply logic. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
space dolphin! jaden thinks he got hit by a meteor and died, and that this is a perfect explanation for this crap
space dolphin! JADEN IS TALKING TO A SPACE DOLPHIN
space dolphin! OH MY GOD I CAN'T
space dolphin! I CAN'T
space dolphin! I CANNOT
space dolphin! IT'S A SPACE DOLPHIN
space dolphin! IT'S A TALKING SPACE DOLPHIN
❥ ℬattycake ღ YEEEEEESSSSSS
suneri AHAWHAT
❥ ℬattycake ღ B-)
♫Katheryn .... it's space WHALES. way to get it wrong, GX. :/
space dolphin! no, no, they are talking space dolphins
space dolphin! i swear to god
space dolphin! jaden is being told that he has to save the world from scientology by talking space dolphins
suneri dklfjsdjfklsajklfd
space dolphin! /crying what is this even
space dolphin! AAAAAAAAAAAAH TINY JADEN
space dolphin! LOOK AT HIM
space dolphin! HE'S THE FUCKING CUTEST THING
space dolphin! you know, dolphins are some of the only creatures who engage in violence and infanticide for fun
space dolphin! despite their cute exterior
space dolphin! JUST LIKE JADEN
BeyondمليكBee PFFT
BeyondمليكBee Random you need a bracelet that says "What Would Jaden Do?"
space dolphin! it is clear to me now that the reason jaden is told he must save the world by a talking space dolphin
space dolphin! is that he IS a talking space dolphin
space dolphin! on the inside
BeyondمليكBee *FACEPALM*
BeyondمليكBee "save the dolphin save the world"
space dolphin! SAVE THE DOLPHIN SAVE THE WORLD
space dolphin! oh my god and now the dolphin is his new buddy
space dolphin! i
space dolphin! cannot
space dolphin! even
space dolphin! .
BeyondمليكBee ....jaden should ride the dolphin back to ancient egypt and get hitched to that swishy pharaoh
space dolphin! YESSSSSSSS
BeyondمليكBee BEST PLOT TWIST EVAR
Pensulliwen What is even happening in this show /sob
space dolphin! chazz is a scientologist, alexis is badass, cyrus had character development, and jaden's going to save the world with a deck he drew in crayon when he was five years old.
BeyondمليكBee XDDDDDD
space dolphin! and yet, we are watching them duel a chef
space dolphin! he's like if antonio banderas were a flamboyant chef with a grudge
space dolphin! .....what did i even just say
space dolphin! ....hassleberry painted jaden's face on the back of his jacket
space dolphin! *what the fuck is this show*
BeyondمليكBee Jaden - Couture for Men
space dolphin! it's really sad that GX is so universally hated by the fandom
space dolphin! because Jaden is the perfect Memetic Sex God
space dolphin! like, this is a gold mine of absurdity
space dolphin! for a kid who plays so many fucking card games, jaden has a surprisingly good figure
space dolphin! JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE
space dolphin! FOR YOU TO KNOW
space dolphin! also: this episode is about cyrus and hassleberry dueling to figure out who gets to marry jaden
Pensulliwen *pedo alert*
space dolphin! SHUT UP PEN
space dolphin! YOU'RE A JERK
BeyondمليكBee he's borrowing the ancient egyptian bowflex
Pensulliwen I CALLS IT LIKE I SEES IT
space dolphin! i'm not a pedo, i'm a cougar
space dolphin! there is a DISTINCT DIFFERENCE
space dolphin! besides, he's 16 in this season
Pensulliwen Seriously?
space dolphin! YEAH :|
Pensulliwen He looks 13.
space dolphin! no, he's 15 in the first season, 16 in the second (presumably)
Pensulliwen Even by anime standards :|
BeyondمليكBee ...well to be fair pen...yugi looked like...eternally 5
space dolphin! (they say a year passes :F)
Pensulliwen Must be a yugioh protagonist thing
space dolphin! yeah, yugi is even more shota
space dolphin! SO THERE
Pensulliwen You are still a creeper for this :|
BeyondمليكBee she's a creeper but not for that.
space dolphin! whatever
BeyondمليكBee she's a creeper for liking a kid who embodies a serial killing card-game playing rap artist
space dolphin! jaden is the reincarnation of tamburlaine
space dolphin! i had a plurk about this
space dolphin! haou just stands up one day and is like LET'S GO KILL SOME BITCHES AND RULE THE WORLD
space dolphin! and then he does
space dolphin! and it's awesome
BeyondمليكBee pfffft
space dolphin! actually, i should link you the plurk
space dolphin! i went a little more in depth, too
space dolphin! www.plurk.com/p/aes4zs **(my plurk timeline is private, so don't bother |D sorry)**
BeyondمليكBee pfft. "the world is lame because i'm not in charge of it"
space dolphin! oh my god zane is about to get into shady underground dueling
space dolphin! oh my god
space dolphin! /breathing into paper bag
space dolphin! UNDERGROUND DUELING
space dolphin! JUST. YEAH. THIS IS YUGIOH, MOTHERFUCKERS.
BeyondمليكBee ....gods. thats worse than drug dealing, random! GET HIM TO DUELISTS ANONYMOUS!
vermillion cage dueling!
space dolphin! oh my god wy won't these commercials end get to the shady underground dueling
space dolphin! OH MY GOD
space dolphin! PIIPA
space dolphin! IT IS CAGE DUELING
space dolphin! IT IS ACTUALLY CAGE DUELING
vermillion I KNOOOOWWWW HAHAHAHA awwwww Zane, you're my hero. Forever stay cool man.
space dolphin! oh man shock collars
space dolphin! that zap you when you lose life points
space dolphin! man, why can't zane be half naked like the other guy
space dolphin! i am sort of disappoint
space dolphin! --holy
space dolphin! zane
space dolphin! you are displaying....something between actual rage, and actual excitement
space dolphin! and it is kind of
space dolphin! smoking hot
space dolphin! oh my god who is this vocie actor
space dolphin! *voice
space dolphin! who is he
space dolphin! because holy fuck
space dolphin! holy actual fuck
space dolphin! /just. unf. oh my god.
space dolphin! it's
space dolphin! i can't
space dolphin! i just can't
space dolphin! this is as bad as the episode when cyrus implied he was going to masturbate to thunder nyan nyan
space dolphin! like, i cannot even
vermillion ahahahaha. XD
space dolphin! have you been around for when i declared that jaden has fucked every student in duel academy except alexis/asuka? because that was fun
vermillion I love how.... ridiculously friendly Juudai is. Not even Yugi was that idiotic.
space dolphin! no, that's the best part
space dolphin! jaden is such a sociopath
space dolphin! he doesn't know he is, but he is
space dolphin! because he was the dark lord Xenu in a past life
space dolphin! tossing all the thetans into volcanoes
SHANGHAI★ALICE the episode where everyone wants to see yugi's deck
SHANGHAI★ALICE and that koala guy is like
SHANGHAI★ALICE jaden why do you care so much about yugi's deck
SHANGHAI★ALICE and jaden is like, the same reason you like grilled cheese
SHANGHAI★ALICE and i am like, jaden
SHANGHAI★ALICE do you want to put yugi's deck in your mouth
SHANGHAI★ALICE do you jaden
SHANGHAI★ALICE /do you/
space dolphin! best way to watch GX: substitute "dick" for "deck"
SHANGHAI★ALICE the homoeroticism in this show, random
SHANGHAI★ALICE bastion has dicks strapped to his chest
SHANGHAI★ALICE everyone wants to see yugi's dick
space dolphin! ikr
space dolphin! JADEN HALLUCINATES ZANE STRADDLING HIM
space dolphin! THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED
space dolphin! I CANNOT EVEN MAKE THIS UP
Pensulliwen SCREENCAP
Pensulliwen I DEMAND IT
space dolphin! well, there's no direct screenshot, really
space dolphin! there is a monkey sitting on his chest, and jaden hallucinates that it's zane being quite concerned for his health
space dolphin! while implicitly straddling him
space dolphin! it's very uh
space dolphin! (unsure)
space dolphin! he also hallucinates zane calling him "J" when in reality, zane is never quite that familiar with him
space dolphin! I SENSE A CRUSH ON HIS BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER
space dolphin! i had one of those once
❥ ℬattycake ღ o.o;
space dolphin! SERIOUSLY THIS IS MAYBE ONE OF THEIR MOST HOMOEROTIC MOMENTS ASIDE FROM THE SYNCHRONIZED COLLAPSING AND PANTING AFTER THE GRAD DUEL
space dolphin! i ship it now
space dolphin! jaden just has this kink for blue hair
space dolphin! see also: johan
space dolphin! it has come to my attention that aster phoenix is really actually incredibly stupid
space dolphin! lmao omg jaden: "SO I WENT TO OUTER SPACE AND I CHILLED WITH THIS DOLPHIN MAN"
space dolphin! tyranno's reply: "And I thought dueling a Spanish chef with a bag on his head was weird."
space dolphin! OH GX
space dolphin! *OH GX*
space dolphin! jaden is biffles with all the aliens
space dolphin! he seriously is
space dolphin! i love how cyrus instantly buys this absurd story
space dolphin! and everyone else is like ".......aliens. (unsure)"
space dolphin! aster comes right out and says it: "WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF? YOU ARE *INSANE*."
space dolphin! seriuosly, the longer he duels, the more everyone is like, "oh, i see, yes, this clearly proves jaden went to outer space"
space dolphin! half these cards jaden still doesn't know how to use
space dolphin! because he drew them himself *when he was five years old*
space dolphin! and i guess industrial illusions made them into a one-time release for the kaibacorp satellite contest
space dolphin! actually, i have no fucking idea how this plot point makes an iota of sense
❥ ℬattycake ღ gx does not make sense |D
space dolphin! "being a jerk to jaden is like a public service"
space dolphin! look how seriously I take this character
space dolphin! chazz is clearly having a psychotic break because scientology gave him brain cancer
space dolphin! seriously, he's painting every surface he can find white
space dolphin! aww crowler has a heart
space dolphin! okay now chazz is converting people to scientology
space dolphin! noooooooo
space dolphin! ALL HAIL THE CHAZZ
space dolphin! "SARTORIUS HOLDS THE ANSWERS TO THE GREATEST QUESTIONS OF THE UNIVERSE!"
space dolphin! yes but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
space dolphin! I SUBMIT THAT HE CANNOT
space dolphin! this episode is genuinely scary because it's our first real glimpse at the society of light
space dolphin! and also sartorius is kind of ridiculously scary
space dolphin! oh my god atticus just made up a song on the spot and sang it to cheer alexis up
space dolphin! and it was horrible
space dolphin! and the fucking cutest thing
space dolphin! that i have ever witnessed
space dolphin! :'-(
❥ ℬattycake ღ aaaaaaaw
space dolphin! IT WAS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
space dolphin! WHY IS HE SO CUTE
Pensulliwen awwwwwwwww
space dolphin! aaaaaaaaaaah alexis got scientologized DDDDD8
space dolphin! nooooooooooooooooooooooo
space dolphin! everyone looks so sad DDDD:
space dolphin! holy fuck sartorius is in jaden's room
space dolphin! like he is physically in jaden's room holy fuck
space dolphin! he's just there
space dolphin! how did he get there
space dolphin! holy shit
space dolphin! "He has a great force inside him....*I must have it*"
space dolphin! /crying aaaaah
space dolphin! aaaaaaah aaaaah this guy
space dolphin! you know, sartorius
space dolphin! if you want to demoralize and confuse jaden by brainwashing his friends
space dolphin! i mean, logically
space dolphin! cyrus would be easier to defeat than hassleberry
space dolphin! and cyrus is a lot weaker-willed
space dolphin! and *closer* as a person to jaden
space dolphin! i mean, he is genuinely the smarter decision
space dolphin! to convert and control
space dolphin! you could even brainwash him to pretend he's not in the society of light and make him the mole
space dolphin! i mean it is legitimately the smarter move
space dolphin! "DINOS AREN'T EXTINCT! THEY LIVE ON *INSIDE ME*"
space dolphin! oh my god i wish i could explain to you guys
space dolphin! i wish i could explain my old private joke
space dolphin! with nym, about sasuke and mr. roary
space dolphin! and itachi and the tonka truck
space dolphin! like literally i wrote something almost exactly like that in a joke thread
space dolphin! ;w;
space dolphin! they literally give up and let four teenagers roam domino city alone
space dolphin! sartorius cries when aster yells at him and leaves
space dolphin! that is actually almost touching
space dolphin! i'd feel kind of bad for him, you know, possessed by an eldritch abomination
space dolphin! except he's really creepy
space dolphin! AAH DM FLASHBACKS!
space dolphin! omg omg cyrus
space dolphin! "AT LEAST I'M UP TO DATE ON MY YUGIOH HISTORY."
space dolphin! oh my god no he literally said that
space dolphin! ..................oh my god
space dolphin! it's clearly a bomb
space dolphin! that is going to explode and kill them
space dolphin! and the villains call it
space dolphin! a magic. shadow. box.
space dolphin! that sends you to the shadow realm.
space dolphin! no i mean it is clearly a bomb.
BeyondمليكBee PFFFFFFT
space dolphin! /crying oh god
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! ah god kaiba
space dolphin! /rolls around in him
❥ ℬattycake ღ omg Kaiba shows up?
❥ ℬattycake ღ DDDD: I MISSED THIS
space dolphin! HE'S IN THIS EPISODE
❥ ℬattycake ღ what episode
space dolphin! 2.24
❥ ℬattycake ღ /will hunt it down later
space dolphin! and then cyrus and hassleberry stop fighting when they realize they both want to fuck jaden
space dolphin! and then they set aside their differences
space dolphin! JADEN AND ASTER ARE IN TRON
space dolphin! oh but they aren't having their clothes cut off by sexy ladies
space dolphin! less fun
space dolphin! man, season two!jaden is actually becoming more emotionally complex
space dolphin! i am...well i shouldn't be surprised but i am.
space dolphin! --JADEN SUMMONS GWENHWYVAR
space dolphin! ....oh, wait, no one here reads forgotten realms, so no one will get that reference
space dolphin! DAMMIT
space dolphin! "If I were a car or a T-Rex, you would have done the same for me!"
space dolphin! only in GX
Anzila86 I got it
space dolphin! HIGH FIVE
Anzila86 o/\o
space dolphin! TV Tropes' What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made on Drugs?: "Season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX"
space dolphin! now, see, this worries me
space dolphin! because considering season two involves talking alien space dolphins
space dolphin! fighting scientology
space dolphin! in a show about card games
Dangerous Lady ... for real?
space dolphin! and yet, the person who added this only saw fit to mention season 4
space dolphin! i am genuinely almost terrified
space dolphin! for when i get there
space dolphin! jaden actually makes a lot of rude hand gestures that somehow got past 4kids
space dolphin! probably because they aren't as rude/rude at all in america
space dolphin! but yeah, he does the backwards V sign a lot
space dolphin! and sometimes it is obvious he's doing it with extreme purpose
BeyondمليكBee ....he's a motherflipping duelist, bitchez
space dolphin! jaden: "I'm a duelist, not a lover!"
space dolphin! LIES
space dolphin! all lies
space dolphin! the lyingest lies
space dolphin! you just didn't want to give that guy dating advice so he might be a bigger slut than you
BeyondمليكBee PPPFFFTTT
space dolphin! OH MY GOD JADEN'S SLUTTERY HAS BEEN MADE CANON BY THE 3D MOVIE
space dolphin! "Memetic Molester/Memetic Sex God: After witnessing Judai sitting behind Yusei on his motorbike and Yusei and Judai talking about how they are similar to each other, Japan made Judai launch even more ships. Paradox is also a popular target for Judai."
space dolphin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
space dolphin! I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD
BeyondمليكBee *HEADDESK*
space dolphin! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO HITCHHIKE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY MILES TO THAT THEATER
space dolphin! I AM GOING THERE
space dolphin! AND SEEING
space dolphin! THIS MOVIE
space dolphin! *god* yes
BeyondمليكBee ...just fly out to oregon. we'll see it together *shot*
space dolphin! YES
BeyondمليكBee then we could be super special awesome card nerds believing in the heart of the cards right along iwth the main characters
space dolphin! man, i'm just there to watch jaden make bedroom eyes at everyone
space dolphin! idk about you
BeyondمليكBee i'm there for Yami.
BeyondمليكBee and to see Yuusei make bishie faces
space dolphin! ot3 ot3 ot3 ot3
BeyondمليكBee ....maybe the movie should just be the three of them.....in a room....playing strip duel monsters
space dolphin! nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
space dolphin! yessssssssssssssssssssssss
space dolphin! jaden would strip every turn even if he didn't have to
BeyondمليكBee ppffft nice, jaden. nice
space dolphin! oh my god apparently jaden fanboys over yusei's motorcycle
space dolphin! zane zane zane zane zane zane zane
space dolphin! lmao jaden's intense crush on zane has blinded him to the truth
space dolphin! he thinks the black outfit and blinding hotness is part of Pro Dueling Kayfabe
space dolphin! "you know, like when wrestlers suddenly throw chairs in the ring?" lies, jaden, you are clearly making excuses for how turned on you are
space dolphin! by zane and his smirk face
space dolphin! zane just beat his opponent so badly he needs medical attention?
space dolphin! IT'S
space dolphin! A CARD GAME
space dolphin! THEY'RE HOLOGRAMS
space dolphin! *WHAT THE HELL*
space dolphin! and then zane fires his manager for literally no reason lol
space dolphin! what the fuck why does that guy - completely unrelated to the society of light - have a brainwashing satellite
space dolphin! seriously how convenient
space dolphin! for this season's villain
BeyondمليكBee ....random...question too much and you'll hurt yourself
space dolphin! /crying lmao
space dolphin! it's prince valium and he has a random mind control satellite
space dolphin! and sartorius is like, "yeah i want that"
space dolphin! aaaaaand sartorius beat him
space dolphin! so now he has a mind control satellite!
space dolphin! THIS
space dolphin! BODES
space dolphin! WELL
space dolphin! what is really amazing is how little this concerns jaden
space dolphin! like he literally does not give a shit
space dolphin! CHAZZZZZZZ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
space dolphin! SO MANY FEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
space dolphin! HE'S A JERK AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
space dolphin! well actually he was still a jerk when he was brainwashed, but it was a slightly different, more annoying variety of jerk
space dolphin! BUT HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK I AM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
space dolphin! NO MORE JUMPING ON COUCHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
space dolphin! TIME TO CHAZZ IT UP
space dolphin! lmao jaden why do you even bother
space dolphin! it is abundantly clear that chazz will always hate your guts
space dolphin! from now until the end of time
space dolphin! HAHAHAHHA
space dolphin! CHAZZ CONVINCES HIMSELF THAT SARTORIUS USED ALEXIS TO MAKE HIM JOIN ~OUT OF LOVE~
space dolphin! even though he's the one who inducted her in the first place lmao
space dolphin! chazz.
space dolphin! so fucking classy.
space dolphin! jaden is so fucking hot for zane
space dolphin! syrus is making the saddest face in the universe talking about how apparently zane's showed up
space dolphin! and jaden's response: "8DDDDD I CAN DUEL HIM NOW 8DDDDDD"
space dolphin! so tactful
space dolphin! so respecting of your friend's feelings about his brother
space dolphin! you dick
space dolphin! HFUDSKFHUAOELHFS
space dolphin! DFJSFHDAEW
space dolphin! "I'M GONNA GET MY ZANE ON!"
space dolphin! ^**ACTUAL LINE**
space dolphin! I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP
space dolphin! HE JUST SAID THAT
❥ ℬattycake ღ .....what
space dolphin! OH MY LORD
❥ ℬattycake ღ /facepalms
space dolphin! oh lawd
SHANGHAI★ALICE "my zane"
SHANGHAI★ALICE oh do go on
space dolphin! OH MY GOD
space dolphin! ATTICUS
space dolphin! DUELING ZANE
space dolphin! ASDSKLFDSHAKFLAWILE
space dolphin! /SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK
space dolphin! atticus is being pursued by hundreds of big-breasted girls in bathing suits
space dolphin! begging him to "take their medals"
space dolphin! omgomgomgomgomg
space dolphin! atticus
space dolphin! you are truly the greatest character on this show
SHANGHAI★ALICE atticus needs to get in my pants
SHANGHAI★ALICE right now
space dolphin! oh god i know
SHANGHAI★ALICE god, that man and his ukelele
space dolphin! oh my god and now he's going to duel zane to save him from teh darkneeeeeeeeesss
Anzila86 Well he has to get his snuggle buddy back somehow
space dolphin! ATTICUS AND ZANE ARE DUELING IN TEH VOLCANO
space dolphin! oh my god oh my god
SHANGHAI★ALICE oh my jesus
❥ ℬattycake ღ oh dat volcano
space dolphin! "I'll use this deck to enter the darkness. then we'll escape ~together~"
space dolphin! oh my god
space dolphin! oh my god my heart
space dolphin! my heart cannot take this
space dolphin! i will die
space dolphin! i will die from this
SHANGHAI★ALICE oh my god
SHANGHAI★ALICE how is this a kid's show
space dolphin! i don't even know but i don't care
space dolphin! /S C R E A M
space dolphin! aaaaaah atticus ;;
space dolphin! aaaah you are too good for zane
space dolphin! stop putting your ukelele in jeopardy for that hobag
space dolphin! aaaaaah atticus ;;;;;;;;;;
space dolphin! aaaaah this season
space dolphin! so many emotiooooooooons
space dolphin! aaaaaaaaah no go away nightshroud
space dolphin! you can't play a ukelele
space dolphin! you have no place here
space dolphin! GO BACK TO THE SHADOW
space dolphin! YOUUUU
space dolphin! SHALL NOT
space dolphin! PAAASSSSSSSSSS
space dolphin! /random lotr moment, carry on
Anzila86 YOUUUUUU
Anzila86 SHALL NOT
Anzila86 DRAWWWWWWW
space dolphin! YESSSSSSSSSS
space dolphin! atticus just put his very soul in grave danger
space dolphin! to find out that zane wasn't being controlled by the darkness at all
space dolphin! he's just an asshole now
space dolphin! of his own volition
space dolphin! talk about a serious letdown
space dolphin! POOR GUY :'-(
space dolphin! AAAAAH CYRUS IS GONNA DUEL YOU
space dolphin! AND HE'S GONNA WIN
space dolphin! oh my god so
space dolphin! so many emotions
space dolphin! so many feelings
space dolphin! that this hiderpeous show has inspired in me
space dolphin! so.... so this show has **two** fucked up older brothers... having extreme ho yay with each other....
space dolphin! i...... no..... i can't.....
space dolphin! so many of my kinks...... all being struck at once.......
Anzila86 Just be careful you don't develop a card game kink
space dolphin! oh black luster soldier....
space dolphin! no one must ever know of our forbidden love
SHANGHAI★ALICE /watches the episode with said two older brothers
space dolphin! oh god kate seriously
space dolphin! you will just spontaneously orgasm
SHANGHAI★ALICE jesus look at their clothes
space dolphin! it is that magnificent
SHANGHAI★ALICE what is this
space dolphin! oh god
space dolphin! so many older brothers
space dolphin! so many angry faces
space dolphin! so much grimdark
space dolphin! sartorius: "If you use this deck correctly, it will bring Jaden to his knees." alexis: ....../fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
space dolphin! HAHAHA OH MAN THIS SHOW
space dolphin! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW
space dolphin! alexis: GIMME DAT KEY
space dolphin! jaden: but it's mine :c
space dolphin! YOU GAVE IT TO ME PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
space dolphin! /shot for Rolo reference
♫Katheryn pfff
space dolphin! and atticus walks in and is like ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT, LOOK AT HER EYES
space dolphin! THERE ARE NO PROMINENT ANIMESQUE HIGHLIGHTS IN THEM, WHICH ONLY MEANS ONE THING
space dolphin! jaden & co.: YOU DON'T MEAN?!
space dolphin! atticus: she is obviously high, duh :V
space dolphin! give her some cheetos and she'll go away
space dolphin! lmao look how seriously i take this show
space dolphin! atticus delivers these lines, "We have to duel her. It's the only way to set her free," while looking directly at the camera
space dolphin! with a somewhat bored/are-you-kidding-me expression on his face
space dolphin! oh, he can see past the fourth wall, alright
space dolphin! nightshroud granted him the power of Medium Awareness
space dolphin! ATTICUS KNOWS HOW STUPID THIS SHOW IS
space dolphin! atticus has withdrawn his Support of Chazz Trying to Hook Up With Alexis on account of "you brainwashed my sister you fuckwit"
space dolphin! what a great brother /wipes tear
space dolphin! lmao chazz is just genuinely an idiot
space dolphin! OH MY GOD HE WROTE HER A POEM
space dolphin! "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE AN OJAMA
space dolphin! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS
space dolphin! /crying omg
space dolphin! omgomgomgomgomg
space dolphin! alexis: ..............what.
space dolphin! atticus is glaring holes in his skull
♫Katheryn ....the worst.
space dolphin! oh there was more
space dolphin! but i had too much dignity to transcribe it
space dolphin! my fingers would have caught fire
space dolphin! i like how alexis is, like, the most worrisome and formidable opponent when fighting for the other side
space dolphin! like, they are straight-up admitting, "yeah, alexis is a fucking badass, you fucked up when you lost her to scientology."
SHANGHAI★ALICE they totally ignore her when she is a good guy
SHANGHAI★ALICE wtf man
space dolphin! no, no, it's actually great
space dolphin! the ONLY REASON she's so far under the society of light's control for this duel right now
space dolphin! is not because she's not fighting - in fact, she was fighting more successfully than chazz was!
space dolphin! so effectively that sartorius figured it out and gave her a cranked-up dose of Brain Fry
space dolphin! so actually, she's running around with twice as much Light in her system as all the other mooks
space dolphin! and yet she's still standing
space dolphin! that's fucking awesome, dude
space dolphin! that's like when the Action Hero gets shot up with like two needleloads of horse tranks and is still running around
space dolphin! that's like when boromir keeps getting hit with arrows and he's like
space dolphin! FUCK ARROWS
space dolphin! and keeps killing orcs
space dolphin! alexis comes to, sprawled on the floor, no memory of what happened since getting scientologized, and the first person she sees is jaden
space dolphin! it is clear she is hoping they just had sex
space dolphin! it's in her hopeful eyes
space dolphin! "oh man oh man oh man did we just make love"
space dolphin! she is so sad when it turns out the answer is no
Pensulliwen aw
space dolphin! zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane
space dolphin! jaden wants cyrus and zane to duel
space dolphin! and he wants to watch
space dolphin! ~clooooosely~
space dolphin! OH GOD ZANE'S USING THE SHOCK COLLARS
space dolphin! jaden is soooooo turned on
space dolphin! ....lol i have noticed that every time zane is on, i tend to just type his name over and over
space dolphin! UNGH GOD OMG
space dolphin! zane takes 600 points of damage and just stands there while his collar goes off
space dolphin! cyrus asks, "...Didn't that *hurt*?"
space dolphin! and zane just looks up
space dolphin! and smiles
space dolphin! o-oh zane
space dolphin! .///////////.
space dolphin! cyrus: "This isn't dueling! It's *sick*!"
space dolphin! and zane tells him you eventually discover the pleasure of *pain*
space dolphin! oh my god this episode
space dolphin! so
space dolphin! so wrong
space dolphin! so highly wrong
space dolphin! and yet so...... very, very right
space dolphin! BASTION JUST STRIPPED AND RAN NAKED THROUGH CAMPUS
space dolphin! WHAT THE FUCK
space dolphin! FUCK THE WHAT
space dolphin! I DON'T EVEN
space dolphin! WHAT
space dolphin! and he is maybe the most fucking ripped guy that they've shown so far
space dolphin! why
space dolphin! seriously, why
space dolphin! they play CARD GAMES
space dolphin! WHEN DO THEY WORK OUT
space dolphin! FOR WHAT DO THEY FEEL THAT PHYSICAL FITNESS WILL BE USED?
BeyondمليكBee um WHAT?
space dolphin! YEAH THAT ACTUALLY
space dolphin! CANONICALLY
space dolphin! HAPPENED
BeyondمليكBee ..>WHY?
space dolphin! because he wants to be a scientist
space dolphin! it makes as much sense in context
space dolphin! HAHAHA CHANCELLOR SHEPPARD SUMS IT UP FOR US
space dolphin! "YOU MEAN... THIS LIGHT FROM OUTER SPACE... IS USING A CARD TO DESTROY THE WORLD?"
space dolphin! there's season two, right there for you
space dolphin! perfectly summarized
space dolphin! jaden, if sartorius needs *both keys* for his evil plan to succeed, why did you come right into his trap with yours on you
space dolphin! when you knew aster also had his
space dolphin! this is like
space dolphin! logic 101
space dolphin! cross-referenced with heroing 212
space dolphin! you can get double credit for that course
space dolphin! just talk to your academic counselor
space dolphin! aaaaaaaand now good!sartorius is possessing aster's body in order to continue trolololololo-ing the light of ruin
space dolphin! even good sartorius is the creepiest creeper ever to creep in this gd series
space dolphin! --this is actually highly reminiscent of the melvin vs bakura&marik duel
space dolphin! eeeexcept the parties involved are not two gorgeous men of the same age
space dolphin! they're a minor and an extremely creepy adult
space dolphin! (unsure)
space dolphin! (unsure) (unsure) (unsure) (unsure) (unsure) (unsure)
space dolphin! ooooookay major i-could-almost-ship-this-if-aster-wasn't-a-fucking-shota vibes now
space dolphin! i am so.....sort of squicked by this
space dolphin! OH GX
space dolphin! yeah this whole relationship of theirs practically burns with erastes/eromenos vibes
space dolphin! (unsure)
space dolphin! oh.....god.....jaden, just. you. i. oh man. season three is rapidly approaching, kid.
space dolphin! sartorius: Didn't it feel *good* to hurt me? To see me *writhing in pain*?
space dolphin! jaden: (nonchalantly) Yeah. Maybe.
space dolphin! AJAKSLDFASKL WHAT EVEN
space dolphin! HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN
space dolphin! TWO DOLLARS IN THE FUTURE PSYCHOPATH JAR
space dolphin! sartorius is all ~WE'RE NO DIIIIIFEREEEEENT~ and jaden could not give less of a shit
❥ ℬattycake ღ ahaha oh god
space dolphin! it's actively interesting to have the Hero of a series be explicitly stated to be fighting for the side of darkness
space dolphin! like, they're not fucking around and being all "well, no, he's fighting for ~balance~"
space dolphin! neos was like, "listen, kid, in order to beat the scary light from outer space, you have to get your grimdark on. season three's coming up"
space dolphin! YOU CANNOT ONLY PLAY THE WHITE SWAN
space dolphin! YOU MUST BECOME THE BLACK SWAN
space dolphin! so bust out those ballet moves
space dolphin! that you've been taking for six years regardless
space dolphin! oh man i am the greatest for tying all that together into a reference to the jaden versus yugi rap
space dolphin! i am actually the greatest
space dolphin! sartorius, stop spoiling season three. we know you can see the future, but come on
space dolphin! "You'll suffer a devastating loss, and because of you, Earth will be reborn."
space dolphin! yeah, i see what you did there
Anzila86 About as subtle as a brick to the head
space dolphin! this show is as subtle as a house falling down
Anzila86 Onto the Wicked Witch of Continuity
space dolphin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
space dolphin! JADEN GETS UP AFTER SEEING A DEVASTATING VISION OF THE FUTURE
space dolphin! AND LOLS HIS ASS OFF
space dolphin! "LMAO THERE WAS A VAST WASTELAND AND NIGHT COVERED THE FACE OF THE DEEP. COOL STORY, BRO."
space dolphin! oh god that's worth another two bucks in the jar
space dolphin! ........and now hassleberry has the soul of a talking t-rex
space dolphin! i. why am i surprised by any of this anymore.
Anzila86 Yeah...i told you the satellite thing got weird.
space dolphin! and they're...going to blow up....the satellite....
space dolphin! i don't
space dolphin! even understand
space dolphin! just what
space dolphin! meanwhile, aster is wondering what the hell he's even doing in this show
Anzila86 This is what happens when you play card games on LSD
space dolphin! "light ruler" isn't even a real tarot card
Anzila86 But research is HAAAARD
space dolphin! XD
Anzila86 Man, the manga's gonna confuse you so much. Not one person turns into a dinosaur
space dolphin! what? but that's insane!
Anzila86 I know! And the duel spirits? Why they have a logical explanation that fits the original series cosmology
space dolphin! OH MY GOD NEOS JUST TURNED INTO TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN
space dolphin! /screencapping this bitch
space dolphin! GIGAAAAAAAA
space dolphin! DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
space dolphin! BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anzila86 BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
space dolphin! THIS CARD WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
sprakles \o\
space dolphin! /o/
Anzila86 THIS CARD OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER-wait, wrong robot show
space dolphin! oh my god sarina hacked the satellite with her brain
space dolphin! i did not see that coming
space dolphin! and then they blew up the satellite
space dolphin! sending huge chunks of space debris raining like fire on the earth
space dolphin! our heroes
Anzila86 Random, that will be hilarious in season 3
space dolphin! OH MAN YOU USED MY CATCHPHRASE AGAINST ME
space dolphin! that's awesome
space dolphin! that was....actually beautiful :'-(
Anzila86 *bows*
space dolphin! /applauds
space dolphin! so how does beating him in a card game purge an eldritch abomination from his body? remind me again.
space dolphin! me, explaining the recent events of GX to my suitemate: "Well, they tried to turn Jaden into a Scientologist, but it didn't take, so now he has a brain tumor or something."
space dolphin! cyrus just said "[Jaden] is the hot fudge on the sundae that is my life!"
space dolphin! *whaaaaaat*
❥ ℬattycake ღ ......
❥ ℬattycake ღ did he really
❥ ℬattycake ღ honestly
❥ ℬattycake ღ say that
❥ ℬattycake ღ dear god
space dolphin! /lmaoooooo
space dolphin! nooooo chazz, they're trying to turn you into Tom Cruise! IT'S CLEARLY A TRAP!
space dolphin! never trust a dude in a white trenchcoat with screws in his head left over from the lobotomy
space dolphin! it's generally a bad idea
space dolphin! "If you don't believe in my powers, come over here and shuffle my cards."
space dolphin! *holy balls what the fuck*
space dolphin! (unsure) forever
SHANGHAI★ALICE is this
SHANGHAI★ALICE was that a line from a porno
SHANGHAI★ALICE or from yugioh
space dolphin! I DON'T KNOW
space dolphin! not gonna lie, sartorius is a much more effective and terrifying villain than last season's shadow riders crap
space dolphin! MAKE HIM STOP LOOKING SAD, I CAN'T STAND IT--oh my god space
❥ ℬattycake ღ wait no not aquaman.
❥ ℬattycake ღ i think the dolphin's name was neos
space dolphin! --holy fuck jaden is having an acid trip
space dolphin! i can't even
♫Katheryn lies. all dolphins are either named Echo or Flipper. 8|
❥ ℬattycake ღ yessssss are you in neospace now
❥ ℬattycake ღ yessss
♫Katheryn (OR AFTER THE CAST OF FRIENDS.)
space dolphin! JADEN WENT ON AN ACID TRIP AND NOW HE IS IN SPACE
space dolphin! *WHAT THE FUCK*
❥ ℬattycake ღ aw yess
♫Katheryn lay off the acid, man
❥ ℬattycake ღ I forget how that happened lolol
space dolphin! HOW CAN HE BREATHE IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE
space dolphin! unless it's still an acid hallucination
❥ ℬattycake ღ but he will now find his cards that he drew and Kaibacorp LAUNCHED INTO SPACE
♫Katheryn Random. stop trying to apply logic. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
space dolphin! jaden thinks he got hit by a meteor and died, and that this is a perfect explanation for this crap
space dolphin! JADEN IS TALKING TO A SPACE DOLPHIN
space dolphin! OH MY GOD I CAN'T
space dolphin! I CAN'T
space dolphin! I CANNOT
space dolphin! IT'S A SPACE DOLPHIN
space dolphin! IT'S A TALKING SPACE DOLPHIN
❥ ℬattycake ღ YEEEEEESSSSSS
suneri AHAWHAT
❥ ℬattycake ღ B-)
♫Katheryn .... it's space WHALES. way to get it wrong, GX. :/
space dolphin! no, no, they are talking space dolphins
space dolphin! i swear to god
space dolphin! jaden is being told that he has to save the world from scientology by talking space dolphins
suneri dklfjsdjfklsajklfd
space dolphin! /crying what is this even
space dolphin! AAAAAAAAAAAAH TINY JADEN
space dolphin! LOOK AT HIM
space dolphin! HE'S THE FUCKING CUTEST THING
space dolphin! you know, dolphins are some of the only creatures who engage in violence and infanticide for fun
space dolphin! despite their cute exterior
space dolphin! JUST LIKE JADEN
BeyondمليكBee PFFT
BeyondمليكBee Random you need a bracelet that says "What Would Jaden Do?"
space dolphin! it is clear to me now that the reason jaden is told he must save the world by a talking space dolphin
space dolphin! is that he IS a talking space dolphin
space dolphin! on the inside
BeyondمليكBee *FACEPALM*
BeyondمليكBee "save the dolphin save the world"
space dolphin! SAVE THE DOLPHIN SAVE THE WORLD
space dolphin! oh my god and now the dolphin is his new buddy
space dolphin! i
space dolphin! cannot
space dolphin! even
space dolphin! .
BeyondمليكBee ....jaden should ride the dolphin back to ancient egypt and get hitched to that swishy pharaoh
space dolphin! YESSSSSSSS
BeyondمليكBee BEST PLOT TWIST EVAR
Pensulliwen What is even happening in this show /sob
space dolphin! chazz is a scientologist, alexis is badass, cyrus had character development, and jaden's going to save the world with a deck he drew in crayon when he was five years old.
BeyondمليكBee XDDDDDD
space dolphin! and yet, we are watching them duel a chef
space dolphin! he's like if antonio banderas were a flamboyant chef with a grudge
space dolphin! .....what did i even just say
space dolphin! ....hassleberry painted jaden's face on the back of his jacket
space dolphin! *what the fuck is this show*
BeyondمليكBee Jaden - Couture for Men
space dolphin! it's really sad that GX is so universally hated by the fandom
space dolphin! because Jaden is the perfect Memetic Sex God
space dolphin! like, this is a gold mine of absurdity
space dolphin! for a kid who plays so many fucking card games, jaden has a surprisingly good figure
space dolphin! JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE
space dolphin! FOR YOU TO KNOW
space dolphin! also: this episode is about cyrus and hassleberry dueling to figure out who gets to marry jaden
Pensulliwen *pedo alert*
space dolphin! SHUT UP PEN
space dolphin! YOU'RE A JERK
BeyondمليكBee he's borrowing the ancient egyptian bowflex
Pensulliwen I CALLS IT LIKE I SEES IT
space dolphin! i'm not a pedo, i'm a cougar
space dolphin! there is a DISTINCT DIFFERENCE
space dolphin! besides, he's 16 in this season
Pensulliwen Seriously?
space dolphin! YEAH :|
Pensulliwen He looks 13.
space dolphin! no, he's 15 in the first season, 16 in the second (presumably)
Pensulliwen Even by anime standards :|
BeyondمليكBee ...well to be fair pen...yugi looked like...eternally 5
space dolphin! (they say a year passes :F)
Pensulliwen Must be a yugioh protagonist thing
space dolphin! yeah, yugi is even more shota
space dolphin! SO THERE
Pensulliwen You are still a creeper for this :|
BeyondمليكBee she's a creeper but not for that.
space dolphin! whatever
BeyondمليكBee she's a creeper for liking a kid who embodies a serial killing card-game playing rap artist
space dolphin! jaden is the reincarnation of tamburlaine
space dolphin! i had a plurk about this
space dolphin! haou just stands up one day and is like LET'S GO KILL SOME BITCHES AND RULE THE WORLD
space dolphin! and then he does
space dolphin! and it's awesome
BeyondمليكBee pfffft
space dolphin! actually, i should link you the plurk
space dolphin! i went a little more in depth, too
space dolphin! www.plurk.com/p/aes4zs **(my plurk timeline is private, so don't bother |D sorry)**
BeyondمليكBee pfft. "the world is lame because i'm not in charge of it"
space dolphin! oh my god zane is about to get into shady underground dueling
space dolphin! oh my god
space dolphin! /breathing into paper bag
space dolphin! UNDERGROUND DUELING
space dolphin! JUST. YEAH. THIS IS YUGIOH, MOTHERFUCKERS.
BeyondمليكBee ....gods. thats worse than drug dealing, random! GET HIM TO DUELISTS ANONYMOUS!
vermillion cage dueling!
space dolphin! oh my god wy won't these commercials end get to the shady underground dueling
space dolphin! OH MY GOD
space dolphin! PIIPA
space dolphin! IT IS CAGE DUELING
space dolphin! IT IS ACTUALLY CAGE DUELING
vermillion I KNOOOOWWWW HAHAHAHA awwwww Zane, you're my hero. Forever stay cool man.
space dolphin! oh man shock collars
space dolphin! that zap you when you lose life points
space dolphin! man, why can't zane be half naked like the other guy
space dolphin! i am sort of disappoint
space dolphin! --holy
space dolphin! zane
space dolphin! you are displaying....something between actual rage, and actual excitement
space dolphin! and it is kind of
space dolphin! smoking hot
space dolphin! oh my god who is this vocie actor
space dolphin! *voice
space dolphin! who is he
space dolphin! because holy fuck
space dolphin! holy actual fuck
space dolphin! /just. unf. oh my god.
space dolphin! it's
space dolphin! i can't
space dolphin! i just can't
space dolphin! this is as bad as the episode when cyrus implied he was going to masturbate to thunder nyan nyan
space dolphin! like, i cannot even
vermillion ahahahaha. XD
space dolphin! have you been around for when i declared that jaden has fucked every student in duel academy except alexis/asuka? because that was fun
vermillion I love how.... ridiculously friendly Juudai is. Not even Yugi was that idiotic.
space dolphin! no, that's the best part
space dolphin! jaden is such a sociopath
space dolphin! he doesn't know he is, but he is
space dolphin! because he was the dark lord Xenu in a past life
space dolphin! tossing all the thetans into volcanoes
SHANGHAI★ALICE the episode where everyone wants to see yugi's deck
SHANGHAI★ALICE and that koala guy is like
SHANGHAI★ALICE jaden why do you care so much about yugi's deck
SHANGHAI★ALICE and jaden is like, the same reason you like grilled cheese
SHANGHAI★ALICE and i am like, jaden
SHANGHAI★ALICE do you want to put yugi's deck in your mouth
SHANGHAI★ALICE do you jaden
SHANGHAI★ALICE /do you/
space dolphin! best way to watch GX: substitute "dick" for "deck"
SHANGHAI★ALICE the homoeroticism in this show, random
SHANGHAI★ALICE bastion has dicks strapped to his chest
SHANGHAI★ALICE everyone wants to see yugi's dick
space dolphin! ikr
space dolphin! JADEN HALLUCINATES ZANE STRADDLING HIM
space dolphin! THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED
space dolphin! I CANNOT EVEN MAKE THIS UP
Pensulliwen SCREENCAP
Pensulliwen I DEMAND IT
space dolphin! well, there's no direct screenshot, really
space dolphin! there is a monkey sitting on his chest, and jaden hallucinates that it's zane being quite concerned for his health
space dolphin! while implicitly straddling him
space dolphin! it's very uh
space dolphin! (unsure)
space dolphin! he also hallucinates zane calling him "J" when in reality, zane is never quite that familiar with him
space dolphin! I SENSE A CRUSH ON HIS BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER
space dolphin! i had one of those once
❥ ℬattycake ღ o.o;
space dolphin! SERIOUSLY THIS IS MAYBE ONE OF THEIR MOST HOMOEROTIC MOMENTS ASIDE FROM THE SYNCHRONIZED COLLAPSING AND PANTING AFTER THE GRAD DUEL
space dolphin! i ship it now
space dolphin! jaden just has this kink for blue hair
space dolphin! see also: johan
space dolphin! it has come to my attention that aster phoenix is really actually incredibly stupid
space dolphin! lmao omg jaden: "SO I WENT TO OUTER SPACE AND I CHILLED WITH THIS DOLPHIN MAN"
space dolphin! tyranno's reply: "And I thought dueling a Spanish chef with a bag on his head was weird."
space dolphin! OH GX
space dolphin! *OH GX*
space dolphin! jaden is biffles with all the aliens
space dolphin! he seriously is
space dolphin! i love how cyrus instantly buys this absurd story
space dolphin! and everyone else is like ".......aliens. (unsure)"
space dolphin! aster comes right out and says it: "WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF? YOU ARE *INSANE*."
space dolphin! seriuosly, the longer he duels, the more everyone is like, "oh, i see, yes, this clearly proves jaden went to outer space"
space dolphin! half these cards jaden still doesn't know how to use
space dolphin! because he drew them himself *when he was five years old*
space dolphin! and i guess industrial illusions made them into a one-time release for the kaibacorp satellite contest
space dolphin! actually, i have no fucking idea how this plot point makes an iota of sense
❥ ℬattycake ღ gx does not make sense |D
space dolphin! "being a jerk to jaden is like a public service"
space dolphin! look how seriously I take this character
space dolphin! chazz is clearly having a psychotic break because scientology gave him brain cancer
space dolphin! seriously, he's painting every surface he can find white
space dolphin! aww crowler has a heart
space dolphin! okay now chazz is converting people to scientology
space dolphin! noooooooo
space dolphin! ALL HAIL THE CHAZZ
space dolphin! "SARTORIUS HOLDS THE ANSWERS TO THE GREATEST QUESTIONS OF THE UNIVERSE!"
space dolphin! yes but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
space dolphin! I SUBMIT THAT HE CANNOT
space dolphin! this episode is genuinely scary because it's our first real glimpse at the society of light
space dolphin! and also sartorius is kind of ridiculously scary
space dolphin! oh my god atticus just made up a song on the spot and sang it to cheer alexis up
space dolphin! and it was horrible
space dolphin! and the fucking cutest thing
space dolphin! that i have ever witnessed
space dolphin! :'-(
❥ ℬattycake ღ aaaaaaaw
space dolphin! IT WAS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
space dolphin! WHY IS HE SO CUTE
Pensulliwen awwwwwwwww
space dolphin! aaaaaaaaaaah alexis got scientologized DDDDD8
space dolphin! nooooooooooooooooooooooo
space dolphin! everyone looks so sad DDDD:
space dolphin! holy fuck sartorius is in jaden's room
space dolphin! like he is physically in jaden's room holy fuck
space dolphin! he's just there
space dolphin! how did he get there
space dolphin! holy shit
space dolphin! "He has a great force inside him....*I must have it*"
space dolphin! /crying aaaaah
space dolphin! aaaaaaah aaaaah this guy
space dolphin! you know, sartorius
space dolphin! if you want to demoralize and confuse jaden by brainwashing his friends
space dolphin! i mean, logically
space dolphin! cyrus would be easier to defeat than hassleberry
space dolphin! and cyrus is a lot weaker-willed
space dolphin! and *closer* as a person to jaden
space dolphin! i mean, he is genuinely the smarter decision
space dolphin! to convert and control
space dolphin! you could even brainwash him to pretend he's not in the society of light and make him the mole
space dolphin! i mean it is legitimately the smarter move
space dolphin! "DINOS AREN'T EXTINCT! THEY LIVE ON *INSIDE ME*"
space dolphin! oh my god i wish i could explain to you guys
space dolphin! i wish i could explain my old private joke
space dolphin! with nym, about sasuke and mr. roary
space dolphin! and itachi and the tonka truck
space dolphin! like literally i wrote something almost exactly like that in a joke thread
space dolphin! ;w;
space dolphin! they literally give up and let four teenagers roam domino city alone
space dolphin! sartorius cries when aster yells at him and leaves
space dolphin! that is actually almost touching
space dolphin! i'd feel kind of bad for him, you know, possessed by an eldritch abomination
space dolphin! except he's really creepy
space dolphin! AAH DM FLASHBACKS!
space dolphin! omg omg cyrus
space dolphin! "AT LEAST I'M UP TO DATE ON MY YUGIOH HISTORY."
space dolphin! oh my god no he literally said that
space dolphin! ..................oh my god
space dolphin! it's clearly a bomb
space dolphin! that is going to explode and kill them
space dolphin! and the villains call it
space dolphin! a magic. shadow. box.
space dolphin! that sends you to the shadow realm.
space dolphin! no i mean it is clearly a bomb.
BeyondمليكBee PFFFFFFT
space dolphin! /crying oh god
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
space dolphin! ah god kaiba
space dolphin! /rolls around in him
❥ ℬattycake ღ omg Kaiba shows up?
❥ ℬattycake ღ DDDD: I MISSED THIS
space dolphin! HE'S IN THIS EPISODE
❥ ℬattycake ღ what episode
space dolphin! 2.24
❥ ℬattycake ღ /will hunt it down later
space dolphin! and then cyrus and hassleberry stop fighting when they realize they both want to fuck jaden
space dolphin! and then they set aside their differences
space dolphin! JADEN AND ASTER ARE IN TRON
space dolphin! oh but they aren't having their clothes cut off by sexy ladies
space dolphin! less fun
space dolphin! man, season two!jaden is actually becoming more emotionally complex
space dolphin! i am...well i shouldn't be surprised but i am.
space dolphin! --JADEN SUMMONS GWENHWYVAR
space dolphin! ....oh, wait, no one here reads forgotten realms, so no one will get that reference
space dolphin! DAMMIT
space dolphin! "If I were a car or a T-Rex, you would have done the same for me!"
space dolphin! only in GX
Anzila86 I got it
space dolphin! HIGH FIVE
Anzila86 o/\o
space dolphin! TV Tropes' What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made on Drugs?: "Season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX"
space dolphin! now, see, this worries me
space dolphin! because considering season two involves talking alien space dolphins
space dolphin! fighting scientology
space dolphin! in a show about card games
Dangerous Lady ... for real?
space dolphin! and yet, the person who added this only saw fit to mention season 4
space dolphin! i am genuinely almost terrified
space dolphin! for when i get there
space dolphin! jaden actually makes a lot of rude hand gestures that somehow got past 4kids
space dolphin! probably because they aren't as rude/rude at all in america
space dolphin! but yeah, he does the backwards V sign a lot
space dolphin! and sometimes it is obvious he's doing it with extreme purpose
BeyondمليكBee ....he's a motherflipping duelist, bitchez
space dolphin! jaden: "I'm a duelist, not a lover!"
space dolphin! LIES
space dolphin! all lies
space dolphin! the lyingest lies
space dolphin! you just didn't want to give that guy dating advice so he might be a bigger slut than you
BeyondمليكBee PPPFFFTTT
space dolphin! OH MY GOD JADEN'S SLUTTERY HAS BEEN MADE CANON BY THE 3D MOVIE
space dolphin! "Memetic Molester/Memetic Sex God: After witnessing Judai sitting behind Yusei on his motorbike and Yusei and Judai talking about how they are similar to each other, Japan made Judai launch even more ships. Paradox is also a popular target for Judai."
space dolphin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
space dolphin! I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD
BeyondمليكBee *HEADDESK*
space dolphin! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO HITCHHIKE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY MILES TO THAT THEATER
space dolphin! I AM GOING THERE
space dolphin! AND SEEING
space dolphin! THIS MOVIE
space dolphin! *god* yes
BeyondمليكBee ...just fly out to oregon. we'll see it together *shot*
space dolphin! YES
BeyondمليكBee then we could be super special awesome card nerds believing in the heart of the cards right along iwth the main characters
space dolphin! man, i'm just there to watch jaden make bedroom eyes at everyone
space dolphin! idk about you
BeyondمليكBee i'm there for Yami.
BeyondمليكBee and to see Yuusei make bishie faces
space dolphin! ot3 ot3 ot3 ot3
BeyondمليكBee ....maybe the movie should just be the three of them.....in a room....playing strip duel monsters
space dolphin! nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
space dolphin! yessssssssssssssssssssssss
space dolphin! jaden would strip every turn even if he didn't have to
BeyondمليكBee ppffft nice, jaden. nice
space dolphin! oh my god apparently jaden fanboys over yusei's motorcycle
space dolphin! zane zane zane zane zane zane zane
space dolphin! lmao jaden's intense crush on zane has blinded him to the truth
space dolphin! he thinks the black outfit and blinding hotness is part of Pro Dueling Kayfabe
space dolphin! "you know, like when wrestlers suddenly throw chairs in the ring?" lies, jaden, you are clearly making excuses for how turned on you are
space dolphin! by zane and his smirk face
space dolphin! zane just beat his opponent so badly he needs medical attention?
space dolphin! IT'S
space dolphin! A CARD GAME
space dolphin! THEY'RE HOLOGRAMS
space dolphin! *WHAT THE HELL*
space dolphin! and then zane fires his manager for literally no reason lol
space dolphin! what the fuck why does that guy - completely unrelated to the society of light - have a brainwashing satellite
space dolphin! seriously how convenient
space dolphin! for this season's villain
BeyondمليكBee ....random...question too much and you'll hurt yourself
space dolphin! /crying lmao
space dolphin! it's prince valium and he has a random mind control satellite
space dolphin! and sartorius is like, "yeah i want that"
space dolphin! aaaaaand sartorius beat him
space dolphin! so now he has a mind control satellite!
space dolphin! THIS
space dolphin! BODES
space dolphin! WELL
space dolphin! what is really amazing is how little this concerns jaden
space dolphin! like he literally does not give a shit
space dolphin! CHAZZZZZZZ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
space dolphin! SO MANY FEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
space dolphin! HE'S A JERK AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
space dolphin! well actually he was still a jerk when he was brainwashed, but it was a slightly different, more annoying variety of jerk
space dolphin! BUT HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK I AM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
space dolphin! NO MORE JUMPING ON COUCHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
space dolphin! TIME TO CHAZZ IT UP
space dolphin! lmao jaden why do you even bother
space dolphin! it is abundantly clear that chazz will always hate your guts
space dolphin! from now until the end of time
space dolphin! HAHAHAHHA
space dolphin! CHAZZ CONVINCES HIMSELF THAT SARTORIUS USED ALEXIS TO MAKE HIM JOIN ~OUT OF LOVE~
space dolphin! even though he's the one who inducted her in the first place lmao
space dolphin! chazz.
space dolphin! so fucking classy.
space dolphin! jaden is so fucking hot for zane
space dolphin! syrus is making the saddest face in the universe talking about how apparently zane's showed up
space dolphin! and jaden's response: "8DDDDD I CAN DUEL HIM NOW 8DDDDDD"
space dolphin! so tactful
space dolphin! so respecting of your friend's feelings about his brother
space dolphin! you dick
space dolphin! HFUDSKFHUAOELHFS
space dolphin! DFJSFHDAEW
space dolphin! "I'M GONNA GET MY ZANE ON!"
space dolphin! ^**ACTUAL LINE**
space dolphin! I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP
space dolphin! HE JUST SAID THAT
❥ ℬattycake ღ .....what
space dolphin! OH MY LORD
❥ ℬattycake ღ /facepalms
space dolphin! oh lawd
SHANGHAI★ALICE "my zane"
SHANGHAI★ALICE oh do go on
space dolphin! OH MY GOD
space dolphin! ATTICUS
space dolphin! DUELING ZANE
space dolphin! ASDSKLFDSHAKFLAWILE
space dolphin! /SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK
space dolphin! atticus is being pursued by hundreds of big-breasted girls in bathing suits
space dolphin! begging him to "take their medals"
space dolphin! omgomgomgomgomg
space dolphin! atticus
space dolphin! you are truly the greatest character on this show
SHANGHAI★ALICE atticus needs to get in my pants
SHANGHAI★ALICE right now
space dolphin! oh god i know
SHANGHAI★ALICE god, that man and his ukelele
space dolphin! oh my god and now he's going to duel zane to save him from teh darkneeeeeeeeesss
Anzila86 Well he has to get his snuggle buddy back somehow
space dolphin! ATTICUS AND ZANE ARE DUELING IN TEH VOLCANO
space dolphin! oh my god oh my god
SHANGHAI★ALICE oh my jesus
❥ ℬattycake ღ oh dat volcano
space dolphin! "I'll use this deck to enter the darkness. then we'll escape ~together~"
space dolphin! oh my god
space dolphin! oh my god my heart
space dolphin! my heart cannot take this
space dolphin! i will die
space dolphin! i will die from this
SHANGHAI★ALICE oh my god
SHANGHAI★ALICE how is this a kid's show
space dolphin! i don't even know but i don't care
space dolphin! /S C R E A M
space dolphin! aaaaaah atticus ;;
space dolphin! aaaah you are too good for zane
space dolphin! stop putting your ukelele in jeopardy for that hobag
space dolphin! aaaaaah atticus ;;;;;;;;;;
space dolphin! aaaaah this season
space dolphin! so many emotiooooooooons
space dolphin! aaaaaaaaah no go away nightshroud
space dolphin! you can't play a ukelele
space dolphin! you have no place here
space dolphin! GO BACK TO THE SHADOW
space dolphin! YOUUUU
space dolphin! SHALL NOT
space dolphin! PAAASSSSSSSSSS
space dolphin! /random lotr moment, carry on
Anzila86 YOUUUUUU
Anzila86 SHALL NOT
Anzila86 DRAWWWWWWW
space dolphin! YESSSSSSSSSS
space dolphin! atticus just put his very soul in grave danger
space dolphin! to find out that zane wasn't being controlled by the darkness at all
space dolphin! he's just an asshole now
space dolphin! of his own volition
space dolphin! talk about a serious letdown
space dolphin! POOR GUY :'-(
space dolphin! AAAAAH CYRUS IS GONNA DUEL YOU
space dolphin! AND HE'S GONNA WIN
space dolphin! oh my god so
space dolphin! so many emotions
space dolphin! so many feelings
space dolphin! that this hiderpeous show has inspired in me
space dolphin! so.... so this show has **two** fucked up older brothers... having extreme ho yay with each other....
space dolphin! i...... no..... i can't.....
space dolphin! so many of my kinks...... all being struck at once.......
Anzila86 Just be careful you don't develop a card game kink
space dolphin! oh black luster soldier....
space dolphin! no one must ever know of our forbidden love
SHANGHAI★ALICE /watches the episode with said two older brothers
space dolphin! oh god kate seriously
space dolphin! you will just spontaneously orgasm
SHANGHAI★ALICE jesus look at their clothes
space dolphin! it is that magnificent
SHANGHAI★ALICE what is this
space dolphin! oh god
space dolphin! so many older brothers
space dolphin! so many angry faces
space dolphin! so much grimdark
space dolphin! sartorius: "If you use this deck correctly, it will bring Jaden to his knees." alexis: ....../fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
space dolphin! HAHAHA OH MAN THIS SHOW
space dolphin! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW
space dolphin! alexis: GIMME DAT KEY
space dolphin! jaden: but it's mine :c
space dolphin! YOU GAVE IT TO ME PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
space dolphin! /shot for Rolo reference
♫Katheryn pfff
space dolphin! and atticus walks in and is like ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT, LOOK AT HER EYES
space dolphin! THERE ARE NO PROMINENT ANIMESQUE HIGHLIGHTS IN THEM, WHICH ONLY MEANS ONE THING
space dolphin! jaden & co.: YOU DON'T MEAN?!
space dolphin! atticus: she is obviously high, duh :V
space dolphin! give her some cheetos and she'll go away
space dolphin! lmao look how seriously i take this show
space dolphin! atticus delivers these lines, "We have to duel her. It's the only way to set her free," while looking directly at the camera
space dolphin! with a somewhat bored/are-you-kidding-me expression on his face
space dolphin! oh, he can see past the fourth wall, alright
space dolphin! nightshroud granted him the power of Medium Awareness
space dolphin! ATTICUS KNOWS HOW STUPID THIS SHOW IS
space dolphin! atticus has withdrawn his Support of Chazz Trying to Hook Up With Alexis on account of "you brainwashed my sister you fuckwit"
space dolphin! what a great brother /wipes tear
space dolphin! lmao chazz is just genuinely an idiot
space dolphin! OH MY GOD HE WROTE HER A POEM
space dolphin! "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE AN OJAMA
space dolphin! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS
space dolphin! /crying omg
space dolphin! omgomgomgomgomg
space dolphin! alexis: ..............what.
space dolphin! atticus is glaring holes in his skull
♫Katheryn ....the worst.
space dolphin! oh there was more
space dolphin! but i had too much dignity to transcribe it
space dolphin! my fingers would have caught fire
space dolphin! i like how alexis is, like, the most worrisome and formidable opponent when fighting for the other side
space dolphin! like, they are straight-up admitting, "yeah, alexis is a fucking badass, you fucked up when you lost her to scientology."
SHANGHAI★ALICE they totally ignore her when she is a good guy
SHANGHAI★ALICE wtf man
space dolphin! no, no, it's actually great
space dolphin! the ONLY REASON she's so far under the society of light's control for this duel right now
space dolphin! is not because she's not fighting - in fact, she was fighting more successfully than chazz was!
space dolphin! so effectively that sartorius figured it out and gave her a cranked-up dose of Brain Fry
space dolphin! so actually, she's running around with twice as much Light in her system as all the other mooks
space dolphin! and yet she's still standing
space dolphin! that's fucking awesome, dude
space dolphin! that's like when the Action Hero gets shot up with like two needleloads of horse tranks and is still running around
space dolphin! that's like when boromir keeps getting hit with arrows and he's like
space dolphin! FUCK ARROWS
space dolphin! and keeps killing orcs
space dolphin! alexis comes to, sprawled on the floor, no memory of what happened since getting scientologized, and the first person she sees is jaden
space dolphin! it is clear she is hoping they just had sex
space dolphin! it's in her hopeful eyes
space dolphin! "oh man oh man oh man did we just make love"
space dolphin! she is so sad when it turns out the answer is no
Pensulliwen aw
space dolphin! zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane zane
space dolphin! jaden wants cyrus and zane to duel
space dolphin! and he wants to watch
space dolphin! ~clooooosely~
space dolphin! OH GOD ZANE'S USING THE SHOCK COLLARS
space dolphin! jaden is soooooo turned on
space dolphin! ....lol i have noticed that every time zane is on, i tend to just type his name over and over
space dolphin! UNGH GOD OMG
space dolphin! zane takes 600 points of damage and just stands there while his collar goes off
space dolphin! cyrus asks, "...Didn't that *hurt*?"
space dolphin! and zane just looks up
space dolphin! and smiles
space dolphin! o-oh zane
space dolphin! .///////////.
space dolphin! cyrus: "This isn't dueling! It's *sick*!"
space dolphin! and zane tells him you eventually discover the pleasure of *pain*
space dolphin! oh my god this episode
space dolphin! so
space dolphin! so wrong
space dolphin! so highly wrong
space dolphin! and yet so...... very, very right
space dolphin! BASTION JUST STRIPPED AND RAN NAKED THROUGH CAMPUS
space dolphin! WHAT THE FUCK
space dolphin! FUCK THE WHAT
space dolphin! I DON'T EVEN
space dolphin! WHAT
space dolphin! and he is maybe the most fucking ripped guy that they've shown so far
space dolphin! why
space dolphin! seriously, why
space dolphin! they play CARD GAMES
space dolphin! WHEN DO THEY WORK OUT
space dolphin! FOR WHAT DO THEY FEEL THAT PHYSICAL FITNESS WILL BE USED?
BeyondمليكBee um WHAT?
space dolphin! YEAH THAT ACTUALLY
space dolphin! CANONICALLY
space dolphin! HAPPENED
BeyondمليكBee ..>WHY?
space dolphin! because he wants to be a scientist
space dolphin! it makes as much sense in context
space dolphin! HAHAHA CHANCELLOR SHEPPARD SUMS IT UP FOR US
space dolphin! "YOU MEAN... THIS LIGHT FROM OUTER SPACE... IS USING A CARD TO DESTROY THE WORLD?"
space dolphin! there's season two, right there for you
space dolphin! perfectly summarized
space dolphin! jaden, if sartorius needs *both keys* for his evil plan to succeed, why did you come right into his trap with yours on you
space dolphin! when you knew aster also had his
space dolphin! this is like
space dolphin! logic 101
space dolphin! cross-referenced with heroing 212
space dolphin! you can get double credit for that course
space dolphin! just talk to your academic counselor
space dolphin! aaaaaaaand now good!sartorius is possessing aster's body in order to continue trolololololo-ing the light of ruin
space dolphin! even good sartorius is the creepiest creeper ever to creep in this gd series
space dolphin! --this is actually highly reminiscent of the melvin vs bakura&marik duel
space dolphin! eeeexcept the parties involved are not two gorgeous men of the same age
space dolphin! they're a minor and an extremely creepy adult
space dolphin! (unsure)
space dolphin! (unsure) (unsure) (unsure) (unsure) (unsure) (unsure)
space dolphin! ooooookay major i-could-almost-ship-this-if-aster-wasn't-a-fucking-shota vibes now
space dolphin! i am so.....sort of squicked by this
space dolphin! OH GX
space dolphin! yeah this whole relationship of theirs practically burns with erastes/eromenos vibes
space dolphin! (unsure)
space dolphin! oh.....god.....jaden, just. you. i. oh man. season three is rapidly approaching, kid.
space dolphin! sartorius: Didn't it feel *good* to hurt me? To see me *writhing in pain*?
space dolphin! jaden: (nonchalantly) Yeah. Maybe.
space dolphin! AJAKSLDFASKL WHAT EVEN
space dolphin! HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN
space dolphin! TWO DOLLARS IN THE FUTURE PSYCHOPATH JAR
space dolphin! sartorius is all ~WE'RE NO DIIIIIFEREEEEENT~ and jaden could not give less of a shit
❥ ℬattycake ღ ahaha oh god
space dolphin! it's actively interesting to have the Hero of a series be explicitly stated to be fighting for the side of darkness
space dolphin! like, they're not fucking around and being all "well, no, he's fighting for ~balance~"
space dolphin! neos was like, "listen, kid, in order to beat the scary light from outer space, you have to get your grimdark on. season three's coming up"
space dolphin! YOU CANNOT ONLY PLAY THE WHITE SWAN
space dolphin! YOU MUST BECOME THE BLACK SWAN
space dolphin! so bust out those ballet moves
space dolphin! that you've been taking for six years regardless
space dolphin! oh man i am the greatest for tying all that together into a reference to the jaden versus yugi rap
space dolphin! i am actually the greatest
space dolphin! sartorius, stop spoiling season three. we know you can see the future, but come on
space dolphin! "You'll suffer a devastating loss, and because of you, Earth will be reborn."
space dolphin! yeah, i see what you did there
Anzila86 About as subtle as a brick to the head
space dolphin! this show is as subtle as a house falling down
Anzila86 Onto the Wicked Witch of Continuity
space dolphin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
space dolphin! JADEN GETS UP AFTER SEEING A DEVASTATING VISION OF THE FUTURE
space dolphin! AND LOLS HIS ASS OFF
space dolphin! "LMAO THERE WAS A VAST WASTELAND AND NIGHT COVERED THE FACE OF THE DEEP. COOL STORY, BRO."
space dolphin! oh god that's worth another two bucks in the jar
space dolphin! ........and now hassleberry has the soul of a talking t-rex
space dolphin! i. why am i surprised by any of this anymore.
Anzila86 Yeah...i told you the satellite thing got weird.
space dolphin! and they're...going to blow up....the satellite....
space dolphin! i don't
space dolphin! even understand
space dolphin! just what
space dolphin! meanwhile, aster is wondering what the hell he's even doing in this show
Anzila86 This is what happens when you play card games on LSD
space dolphin! "light ruler" isn't even a real tarot card
Anzila86 But research is HAAAARD
space dolphin! XD
Anzila86 Man, the manga's gonna confuse you so much. Not one person turns into a dinosaur
space dolphin! what? but that's insane!
Anzila86 I know! And the duel spirits? Why they have a logical explanation that fits the original series cosmology
space dolphin! OH MY GOD NEOS JUST TURNED INTO TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN
space dolphin! /screencapping this bitch
space dolphin! GIGAAAAAAAA
space dolphin! DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
space dolphin! BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anzila86 BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
space dolphin! THIS CARD WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
sprakles \o\
space dolphin! /o/
Anzila86 THIS CARD OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER-wait, wrong robot show
space dolphin! oh my god sarina hacked the satellite with her brain
space dolphin! i did not see that coming
space dolphin! and then they blew up the satellite
space dolphin! sending huge chunks of space debris raining like fire on the earth
space dolphin! our heroes
Anzila86 Random, that will be hilarious in season 3
space dolphin! OH MAN YOU USED MY CATCHPHRASE AGAINST ME
space dolphin! that's awesome
space dolphin! that was....actually beautiful :'-(
Anzila86 *bows*
space dolphin! /applauds
space dolphin! so how does beating him in a card game purge an eldritch abomination from his body? remind me again.