i am determined to make everyone hate me
I could be making extremely personal entries about my issues relating to that semi-stalking incident back in October.
Instead, you guys get more Plurks on my new absurdity. WHATEVER WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT.
me: "you know what I am going to do? i am going to watch some motherfucking yugioh GX."
RAINBOW DRAGON
"and plurk about it until my fingers fall off."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lmfao i forgot they were fighting the gd vampire lady
oh well, crowler's toast, no one liked him anyway
YEAH YEAH CHILLING OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOLYARD
OH GOD NO THEIR BODIES WILL BE CATATONIC WITHOUT THEIR SOUUULS
i wonder if they were dead in the original or not :/a
jaden, you just had third degree burns
you can handle sitting out for a few episodes. stop whining.
RAINBOW DRAGON
jaden makes chumley his motorcycle bitch and hitches rides on him
because NO ONE ELSE CAN BE THE MAIN CHARACTER EVER
chumley: CAN'T I JUST DRAG JADEN INSTEAD OF CARRYING HIM
sure, if yuo want your entire family killed XC
RAINBOW DRAGON
the vampire lady is so fucking hot for zane
she's like HNNNGH ZANE
OMGOMGOMG ZANE JUST SUMMONED A BUNCH OF MONSTERS IN ONE TURN
IT'S OVER EIGHT THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND
lmfao zane is so totally making shit up
he is literally making shit up
he is just
/sporfling
camula, zane does not experience excitement
RAINBOW DRAGON
...well, not this season
next season he'll be breaking into the BDSM community and fucking shit up
BUT SADLY NOT TODAY
CYBER LASER DRAGOOOOOOOOOOON
OH NO SHE'S GOT CYRUS
is zane going to actually not be a terrible big brother
❥ ℬattycake ღ
he is not.
RAINBOW DRAGON
is he going to save his little bro
❥ ℬattycake ღ
I think
I know Zane has something of a turnaround somewhere around here
RAINBOW DRAGON
/big brother moe is going so hard right now
❥ ℬattycake ღ
CAUSE I KNOW ZANE IS MORE LIKABLE BY THE TIME OF THE GRADUATION DUEL
♫Katheryn
we already know how you feel about terrible big brothers (who are usually dead) (unsure)
RAINBOW DRAGON
LMAO SHUT UP KATHERYN but it is true
RAINBOW DRAGON
aaaaaaaah CYRUS STOP BEING SO CUTE AAAAAAAH :'(
AAAAAAH HE SAID "I LOVE YOU" AAAAAAAH
RAINBOW DRAGON
/CRIES ALL THE TEARS
/CRIES AN OCEAN OF THEM
lmao even in zane's gravelly monotone it's totally sweet :'C
wow, jaden's in really bad shape
i mean, obviously they're not going to let hsi skin be all covered in burns but he is clearly struggling to talk
LMAO THE DRAMA
"I WON'T LET ANY MORE OF MY FRIENDS BE HURT"
"SO GET SET TO **GET YOUR GAME ON**
and it dramatically echoes across the abyyyyyyyssssssssss
BeyondمليكBee
*DYING*
RAINBOW DRAGON
this show is all the doofy drama in the world
lmao why can the leader of the bad guys just call up the chancellor any time he wants
seriously that is such a security risk
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDD
is he extremely rich?
RAINBOW DRAGON
idk maybe
AAAH ATTICUS IS AWAKE ;;
he gave jaden the other half of his bling
FRIENDSHIP NECKLACES
jaden so intense
and by intense i mean he has no fucking idea what intense looks like at this point in the series |D
RAINBOW DRAGON
lmao who wrote this duel, it is just so dumb
MY BLING CANCELS OUT YOUR BLING
WHICH ENDS UP DOING ROUGHLY NOTHING ANYWAY
Pensulliwen
XDD
RAINBOW DRAGON
so much bling
Pensulliwen
IF YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS SERIES I WILL CUT YOU
RAINBOW DRAGON
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
RAINBOW DRAGON
lmao jaden got her to tell him how her evil plan worked JUST BY ASKING HER
jaden: such a smooth talker
or else she never read the evil overlord list (unsure)
CENTURIES AGO VAMPIRES AND HUMANS LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY
RAINBOW DRAGON
UNTIL THERE WAS A WAR
❥ ℬattycake ღ
pfffffft
RAINBOW DRAGON
*WHAT THE FUCK*
*WHAT THE FUCK AM I SEEING*
sprakles
SOB
THAT IS SO
ELOQUENT
;;
and DEEP
RAINBOW DRAGON
what even is this show i don't understand
AND SHE WANTS ALL THEIR SOULS TO START HER VAMPIRE ARMY BACK UP AGAIN
ELEMENTAL HERO *SHINING FLARE WINGMAN*
IT'S SO FUCKING SHINY
THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT JADEN NEEDS SHADES
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
[a cut side conversation about how that resembled the plot of Vampire Knight and which of the two series was more stupid]
RAINBOW DRAGON
and then the evil gate ate her soul the end
oh here we go, they're sowing the seeds of jaden's inevitable extreme fucked-up-ery
RAINBOW DRAGON
he's having a nightmare in which he loses a duel and his friends CATCH FIRE AND DIE
AND HE ACTUALLY MAKES FACES INDICATING EMOTIONS OTHER THAN 8D
Pensulliwen
o_o
RAINBOW DRAGON
dude wow, jaden is not supposed to look like a character i could potentially take seriously gdit
BeyondمليكBee
.........................random...what season / ep are you on?
RAINBOW DRAGON
season one episode 34?
Pensulliwen
DAMN XD
RAINBOW DRAGON
unless 4kids fucked up again :/a and this is out of order
BeyondمليكBee
XD you have gotten far
RAINBOW DRAGON
oh i see
you're just wondering how the hell i watched 34 episodes in under a week
and the answer is I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
RAINBOW DRAGON
HOT SPRINGS EPISOOOOOOOOOODE
except they translated it as "wading pool." GDIT 4KIDS X(
whoa holy fuck does jaden work out?
LOOKIT DEM PECS
his lats ain't bad either
8/a
LMFAO
BeyondمليكBee
..dood. they all have ancient egyptian bowflexes.
RAINBOW DRAGON
JADEN HIDES HIS FREAKED-OUT-NESS BY STEALING CYRUS' TOWEL FROM UNDER THE WATER
dude lmao that is like borderline harassment
and you know what that means
BUST OUT THE JAR
AND PUT A QUARTER IN IT
AND THEN CHAZZ SHOWS UP yusssssssssssssssssssssssss
chazz it up chazz it up ch-ch-chazz it uppppppppp
............how the fuck is jaden more built that chazz? chazz is fricking made of toothpicks
maybe he lost all his body fat at north academy
BURNING IT TO STAY ALIVE IN THE COLD
rather like me at school right now
underwater jaden contemplates all the traumatic things he has witnessed lately
"hm. i am probably going to repress that for a while and then fuck shit up in a couple seasons or something. BACK TO CARD GAMES."
RAINBOW DRAGON
- oh, chazz, the animators were kinder to you in this shot. THOSE SHOULDER BLADES *___*
omg they're all going to the spirit world
for the spirit world festival
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOD
RAINBOW DRAGON
KAIBA
KAIBA
KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
*KAIBA IN A BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON HELMET*
BeyondمليكBee
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
RAINBOW DRAGON
wait omg it's not kaiba himself
it's KAIBAMAN
THE CARD HE MADE BASED ON HIMSELF
*WHAT THE EVERLASTING BATSHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO*
and he's like I SENSE YOUR INNER FEAR OF LOSING
BATTLE ME
RAINBOW DRAGON
it's so weird to see jaden displaying actual fear
up until this point it was never anything but 8DDDDDDD
granted, up until this point, jaden had never watched anyone die from having their soul ripped out of their body
THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS IN SEASON THREE
this is bad. i am getting to the point where i know what cards jaden's going to play before he plays them.
RAINBOW DRAGON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pensulliwen
/p-pat
BeyondمليكBee
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RAINBOW DRAGON
omg kaiba played the big one
BLUE EYES
ULTIMATE
DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
who DIDN'T see that coming?
RAINBOW DRAGON
lmao no one
kaiba just screwed the rules
because he had money
no seriously he literally just cheated the fuck out of this game
OH KAIBA
RAINBOW DRAGON
aww he taught jaden not to fear defeat ;;
this will seem quite amusing by the tertiary season, good chap
RAINBOW DRAGON
LMAO AND KAIBA JUST WALKS OFF
FABULOUSLY
INTO THE MIST
WITH HIS COAT TAILS BLOWING
*OH KAIBA*
and then they wake up at the onsen in a confused pile
"that was the weirdest sex ever. why did we agree to that orgy anyway?"
.........whut.
RAINBOW DRAGON
bastion somehow has a random loli card
which he doesn't remember putting in his deck
which he is *blushing at*
....................................................
i am doctor mohinder suresh
and there are not enough questions.
in the world.
and then he trolls the slifer gang by waking them up with a ROUND OF HOLOGRAPHIC EXPLOSIONS
AND THEN THEY PRACTICE DRAWING THEIR CARDS IN A DRAMATIC FASHION
RAINBOW DRAGON
*what the fuck*
cyrus admits to having a crush on one of the more fanservicey cards
*what the everlasting love*
chumley does too
*WHAT THE FUCK*
listen. listen. you guys. listen to me.
alexis is weeping herself to sleep every night from sexual frustration
go ask her if she wants to bang you
i guarantee she will say yes
stop fapping over your fucking cards and get that poor girl some help
although tbh i am not entirely sure even alexis is desperate enough to want any of you. you sick fucks.
RAINBOW DRAGON
cyrus: "hey jaden do youuuuuu have a card crush?"
CYRUS
JUST
JUST DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION
YOU WON'T LIKE THE ANSWER
YOU WON'T LIKE IT AT ALL
bastion meanwhile is trying desperately to repress himself
THIS IS THE EPISODE ABOUT SEXUAL MATURATION ISN'T IT
well, they are fifteen-year-old boys.
❥ ℬattycake ღ
random I love your commentary
it makes the show so much better
RAINBOW DRAGON
SERIOUSLY BATTY WHAT THE CHRIST IS GOING ON
❥ ℬattycake ღ
I vaguely remember the thing with Syrus and his cards but I don't remember Bastion's
RAINBOW DRAGON
cyrus won't like the answer to the question he asked jaden
it will, in fact, *not* be hilarious in season three
❥ ℬattycake ღ
alskdjfs
/peers at Yubel >>
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
RAINBOW DRAGON
CYRUS JUST IMPLIED HE IS GOING TO GO FAP TO HIS CARDS
I AM NOT EVEN
I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP
I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
THIS BULLSHIT
I
WHAT
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
WHO AM I
WHERE AM I GOING
(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻━┻
these questions and more
RAINBOW DRAGON
kate why
kate why is this happening
*help me*
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDDDDDDD
(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻━┻
random idk if you noticed but i just made like seven plurks in a row about sucking dick
i can't help anyone
RAINBOW DRAGON
there is no help
i will die alone
from weeping
at this bullshit
the third shadow rider is this lady with enormous muscles and breasts the size of her head
RAINBOW DRAGON
*what is going on*
BeyondمليكBee
Mai's daughter
RAINBOW DRAGON
she's an amazon
like, a literal amazon
❥ ℬattycake ღ
Loooool I remember that
RAINBOW DRAGON
*what*
❥ ℬattycake ღ
she gets a crush on Bastion right?
RAINBOW DRAGON
idk maybe
okay yes she just picked him
oh yeah and now she is blatantly flirting with him
bastion claims that sexiness does not work on him. tania plays a card of a lady messing around with a blowpipe
*what the fuck this is a children's show*
RAINBOW DRAGON
bastion is like NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I SHALL NEVER ADMIT TO HAVING AN ENORMOUS BONER RIGHT NOW oh wait
tania, give up. bastion clearly has a thing for lolis, and you are absolutely not a loli
she and alexis can have hot ladysex instead
AWW YISS
i take this show so seriously
bastion, give up. you will never defeat your own boner.
RAINBOW DRAGON
IT IS
INEVITABLE
lmao he is slowly but surely succumbing to her flirting
so much blush blush desu
BASTION JUST FIGURED OUT THAT HE IS THE LOLI IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
she beats him and it is thoroughly implied she and he are banging inside the locked up coliseum
*what the fuck is happening*
RAINBOW DRAGON
tv tropes: "Unfortunate Implications: His night with Taniya is widely interpreted as Rape Is Love."
(unsure)
(intensely unsure)
(so very intensely unsure)
(unsure) oh my god this episode so fucking what the balls
RAINBOW DRAGON
bastion dragged off by an amorous muscle lady into a locked building
they hear him screaming all night
*what the balls*
"i wasn't good enough for her and she left me forever"
WHAT
WHAT THE
/crying omg
why am i even
what is happening why is this happening
jaden: HEY LET'S DUEL 8D
bastion: NO IT'S TOO SOON
in light of all my jokes about dueling = sex for jaden
and that time he and bastion hooked up
all i can say is that i am making this face forever
(unsure)
SHE WOULD NEVER DUEL WITHOUT ME
WE HAD *PASSION*
jaden sums it up for all of us: "excuse me what."
and now jaden is dueling her in bastion's place
*what does this even mean*
and now people are literally punching each other *in the soul*
☆tsuna-kun
.....*what*
RAINBOW DRAGON
YES
THIS SHOW
SO BRIGHT SO VIVID WHAT DOES IT MEAN
☆tsuna-kun
adslkgjhalkjdgh (LOL)
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RAINBOW DRAGON
jaden and the amazon literally got into a soul-punching match
it was ridiculous
alexis is getting really territorial lmao
DRAMATIC DOUBLE FACE SOUL PUUUUUNCH
RAINBOW DRAGON
--*WHAT*
*THE*
*EVERLASTING*
*EVERLOVING*
*FUCKWIT*
oh my god i can't handle this
tania was a tiger the whole time
tania
a tiger
the whole time
i don't know how
or why
they didn't explain it at all
she just
turned
into a tiger
what.
what.
BeyondمليكBee
*gigggles*
RAINBOW DRAGON
bee help me
help me to understand this
wants pelt ❀
why are you trying to understand it ;; it's easier to watch when you're not trying to understand its sheer insanity. 8|b
RAINBOW DRAGON
*tania turned into a tiger, moe*
wants pelt ❀
i know. i've seen it. 8|
RAINBOW DRAGON
i will never understand this show
RAINBOW DRAGON
also, only fifteen episodes left of season one
and then i get to the fun seasons
YEEEAAAAAAH CREEPY CULTS
YEEEAAAAAAH ZANE GETTING INTO THE BDSM COMMUNITY
YEEEEAAAAAAAH THAT DINOSAUR GUY
MOTHERFUCKING YEAH JOHAN YEEAAAAAAAAH ALL THE RAINBOWS
YEEEEAAAAAAH PEOPLE DYING AND JADEN LOSING HIS SHIT YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
YANDERE DUEL MONSTERS YYYEAAAAAAAAAAH
THE EMBODIMENT OF DARKNESS AND A RIPOFF OF EVANGELION *YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
wants pelt ❀
........ /just. sits here, not knowing what to say. 8|;;
RAINBOW DRAGON
say nothing. just enjoy the moment.
wants pelt ❀
roger that, i guess.
Instead, you guys get more Plurks on my new absurdity. WHATEVER WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT.
me: "you know what I am going to do? i am going to watch some motherfucking yugioh GX."
RAINBOW DRAGON
"and plurk about it until my fingers fall off."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lmfao i forgot they were fighting the gd vampire lady
oh well, crowler's toast, no one liked him anyway
YEAH YEAH CHILLING OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOLYARD
OH GOD NO THEIR BODIES WILL BE CATATONIC WITHOUT THEIR SOUUULS
i wonder if they were dead in the original or not :/a
jaden, you just had third degree burns
you can handle sitting out for a few episodes. stop whining.
RAINBOW DRAGON
jaden makes chumley his motorcycle bitch and hitches rides on him
because NO ONE ELSE CAN BE THE MAIN CHARACTER EVER
chumley: CAN'T I JUST DRAG JADEN INSTEAD OF CARRYING HIM
sure, if yuo want your entire family killed XC
RAINBOW DRAGON
the vampire lady is so fucking hot for zane
she's like HNNNGH ZANE
OMGOMGOMG ZANE JUST SUMMONED A BUNCH OF MONSTERS IN ONE TURN
IT'S OVER EIGHT THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND
lmfao zane is so totally making shit up
he is literally making shit up
he is just
/sporfling
camula, zane does not experience excitement
RAINBOW DRAGON
...well, not this season
next season he'll be breaking into the BDSM community and fucking shit up
BUT SADLY NOT TODAY
CYBER LASER DRAGOOOOOOOOOOON
OH NO SHE'S GOT CYRUS
is zane going to actually not be a terrible big brother
❥ ℬattycake ღ
he is not.
RAINBOW DRAGON
is he going to save his little bro
❥ ℬattycake ღ
I think
I know Zane has something of a turnaround somewhere around here
RAINBOW DRAGON
/big brother moe is going so hard right now
❥ ℬattycake ღ
CAUSE I KNOW ZANE IS MORE LIKABLE BY THE TIME OF THE GRADUATION DUEL
♫Katheryn
we already know how you feel about terrible big brothers (who are usually dead) (unsure)
RAINBOW DRAGON
LMAO SHUT UP KATHERYN but it is true
RAINBOW DRAGON
aaaaaaaah CYRUS STOP BEING SO CUTE AAAAAAAH :'(
AAAAAAH HE SAID "I LOVE YOU" AAAAAAAH
RAINBOW DRAGON
/CRIES ALL THE TEARS
/CRIES AN OCEAN OF THEM
lmao even in zane's gravelly monotone it's totally sweet :'C
wow, jaden's in really bad shape
i mean, obviously they're not going to let hsi skin be all covered in burns but he is clearly struggling to talk
LMAO THE DRAMA
"I WON'T LET ANY MORE OF MY FRIENDS BE HURT"
"SO GET SET TO **GET YOUR GAME ON**
and it dramatically echoes across the abyyyyyyyssssssssss
BeyondمليكBee
*DYING*
RAINBOW DRAGON
this show is all the doofy drama in the world
lmao why can the leader of the bad guys just call up the chancellor any time he wants
seriously that is such a security risk
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDD
is he extremely rich?
RAINBOW DRAGON
idk maybe
AAAH ATTICUS IS AWAKE ;;
he gave jaden the other half of his bling
FRIENDSHIP NECKLACES
jaden so intense
and by intense i mean he has no fucking idea what intense looks like at this point in the series |D
RAINBOW DRAGON
lmao who wrote this duel, it is just so dumb
MY BLING CANCELS OUT YOUR BLING
WHICH ENDS UP DOING ROUGHLY NOTHING ANYWAY
Pensulliwen
XDD
RAINBOW DRAGON
so much bling
Pensulliwen
IF YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS SERIES I WILL CUT YOU
RAINBOW DRAGON
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
RAINBOW DRAGON
lmao jaden got her to tell him how her evil plan worked JUST BY ASKING HER
jaden: such a smooth talker
or else she never read the evil overlord list (unsure)
CENTURIES AGO VAMPIRES AND HUMANS LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY
RAINBOW DRAGON
UNTIL THERE WAS A WAR
❥ ℬattycake ღ
pfffffft
RAINBOW DRAGON
*WHAT THE FUCK*
*WHAT THE FUCK AM I SEEING*
sprakles
SOB
THAT IS SO
ELOQUENT
;;
and DEEP
RAINBOW DRAGON
what even is this show i don't understand
AND SHE WANTS ALL THEIR SOULS TO START HER VAMPIRE ARMY BACK UP AGAIN
ELEMENTAL HERO *SHINING FLARE WINGMAN*
IT'S SO FUCKING SHINY
THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT JADEN NEEDS SHADES
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
[a cut side conversation about how that resembled the plot of Vampire Knight and which of the two series was more stupid]
RAINBOW DRAGON
and then the evil gate ate her soul the end
oh here we go, they're sowing the seeds of jaden's inevitable extreme fucked-up-ery
RAINBOW DRAGON
he's having a nightmare in which he loses a duel and his friends CATCH FIRE AND DIE
AND HE ACTUALLY MAKES FACES INDICATING EMOTIONS OTHER THAN 8D
Pensulliwen
o_o
RAINBOW DRAGON
dude wow, jaden is not supposed to look like a character i could potentially take seriously gdit
BeyondمليكBee
.........................random...what season / ep are you on?
RAINBOW DRAGON
season one episode 34?
Pensulliwen
DAMN XD
RAINBOW DRAGON
unless 4kids fucked up again :/a and this is out of order
BeyondمليكBee
XD you have gotten far
RAINBOW DRAGON
oh i see
you're just wondering how the hell i watched 34 episodes in under a week
and the answer is I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
RAINBOW DRAGON
HOT SPRINGS EPISOOOOOOOOOODE
except they translated it as "wading pool." GDIT 4KIDS X(
whoa holy fuck does jaden work out?
LOOKIT DEM PECS
his lats ain't bad either
8/a
LMFAO
BeyondمليكBee
..dood. they all have ancient egyptian bowflexes.
RAINBOW DRAGON
JADEN HIDES HIS FREAKED-OUT-NESS BY STEALING CYRUS' TOWEL FROM UNDER THE WATER
dude lmao that is like borderline harassment
and you know what that means
BUST OUT THE JAR
AND PUT A QUARTER IN IT
AND THEN CHAZZ SHOWS UP yusssssssssssssssssssssssss
chazz it up chazz it up ch-ch-chazz it uppppppppp
............how the fuck is jaden more built that chazz? chazz is fricking made of toothpicks
maybe he lost all his body fat at north academy
BURNING IT TO STAY ALIVE IN THE COLD
rather like me at school right now
underwater jaden contemplates all the traumatic things he has witnessed lately
"hm. i am probably going to repress that for a while and then fuck shit up in a couple seasons or something. BACK TO CARD GAMES."
RAINBOW DRAGON
- oh, chazz, the animators were kinder to you in this shot. THOSE SHOULDER BLADES *___*
omg they're all going to the spirit world
for the spirit world festival
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOD
RAINBOW DRAGON
KAIBA
KAIBA
KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
*KAIBA IN A BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON HELMET*
BeyondمليكBee
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
RAINBOW DRAGON
wait omg it's not kaiba himself
it's KAIBAMAN
THE CARD HE MADE BASED ON HIMSELF
*WHAT THE EVERLASTING BATSHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO*
and he's like I SENSE YOUR INNER FEAR OF LOSING
BATTLE ME
RAINBOW DRAGON
it's so weird to see jaden displaying actual fear
up until this point it was never anything but 8DDDDDDD
granted, up until this point, jaden had never watched anyone die from having their soul ripped out of their body
THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS IN SEASON THREE
this is bad. i am getting to the point where i know what cards jaden's going to play before he plays them.
RAINBOW DRAGON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pensulliwen
/p-pat
BeyondمليكBee
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RAINBOW DRAGON
omg kaiba played the big one
BLUE EYES
ULTIMATE
DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
who DIDN'T see that coming?
RAINBOW DRAGON
lmao no one
kaiba just screwed the rules
because he had money
no seriously he literally just cheated the fuck out of this game
OH KAIBA
RAINBOW DRAGON
aww he taught jaden not to fear defeat ;;
this will seem quite amusing by the tertiary season, good chap
RAINBOW DRAGON
LMAO AND KAIBA JUST WALKS OFF
FABULOUSLY
INTO THE MIST
WITH HIS COAT TAILS BLOWING
*OH KAIBA*
and then they wake up at the onsen in a confused pile
"that was the weirdest sex ever. why did we agree to that orgy anyway?"
.........whut.
RAINBOW DRAGON
bastion somehow has a random loli card
which he doesn't remember putting in his deck
which he is *blushing at*
....................................................
i am doctor mohinder suresh
and there are not enough questions.
in the world.
and then he trolls the slifer gang by waking them up with a ROUND OF HOLOGRAPHIC EXPLOSIONS
AND THEN THEY PRACTICE DRAWING THEIR CARDS IN A DRAMATIC FASHION
RAINBOW DRAGON
*what the fuck*
cyrus admits to having a crush on one of the more fanservicey cards
*what the everlasting love*
chumley does too
*WHAT THE FUCK*
listen. listen. you guys. listen to me.
alexis is weeping herself to sleep every night from sexual frustration
go ask her if she wants to bang you
i guarantee she will say yes
stop fapping over your fucking cards and get that poor girl some help
although tbh i am not entirely sure even alexis is desperate enough to want any of you. you sick fucks.
RAINBOW DRAGON
cyrus: "hey jaden do youuuuuu have a card crush?"
CYRUS
JUST
JUST DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION
YOU WON'T LIKE THE ANSWER
YOU WON'T LIKE IT AT ALL
bastion meanwhile is trying desperately to repress himself
THIS IS THE EPISODE ABOUT SEXUAL MATURATION ISN'T IT
well, they are fifteen-year-old boys.
❥ ℬattycake ღ
random I love your commentary
it makes the show so much better
RAINBOW DRAGON
SERIOUSLY BATTY WHAT THE CHRIST IS GOING ON
❥ ℬattycake ღ
I vaguely remember the thing with Syrus and his cards but I don't remember Bastion's
RAINBOW DRAGON
cyrus won't like the answer to the question he asked jaden
it will, in fact, *not* be hilarious in season three
❥ ℬattycake ღ
alskdjfs
/peers at Yubel >>
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
RAINBOW DRAGON
CYRUS JUST IMPLIED HE IS GOING TO GO FAP TO HIS CARDS
I AM NOT EVEN
I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP
I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
THIS BULLSHIT
I
WHAT
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
WHO AM I
WHERE AM I GOING
(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻━┻
these questions and more
RAINBOW DRAGON
kate why
kate why is this happening
*help me*
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDDDDDDD
(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻━┻
random idk if you noticed but i just made like seven plurks in a row about sucking dick
i can't help anyone
RAINBOW DRAGON
there is no help
i will die alone
from weeping
at this bullshit
the third shadow rider is this lady with enormous muscles and breasts the size of her head
RAINBOW DRAGON
*what is going on*
BeyondمليكBee
Mai's daughter
RAINBOW DRAGON
she's an amazon
like, a literal amazon
❥ ℬattycake ღ
Loooool I remember that
RAINBOW DRAGON
*what*
❥ ℬattycake ღ
she gets a crush on Bastion right?
RAINBOW DRAGON
idk maybe
okay yes she just picked him
oh yeah and now she is blatantly flirting with him
bastion claims that sexiness does not work on him. tania plays a card of a lady messing around with a blowpipe
*what the fuck this is a children's show*
RAINBOW DRAGON
bastion is like NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I SHALL NEVER ADMIT TO HAVING AN ENORMOUS BONER RIGHT NOW oh wait
tania, give up. bastion clearly has a thing for lolis, and you are absolutely not a loli
she and alexis can have hot ladysex instead
AWW YISS
i take this show so seriously
bastion, give up. you will never defeat your own boner.
RAINBOW DRAGON
IT IS
INEVITABLE
lmao he is slowly but surely succumbing to her flirting
so much blush blush desu
BASTION JUST FIGURED OUT THAT HE IS THE LOLI IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
she beats him and it is thoroughly implied she and he are banging inside the locked up coliseum
*what the fuck is happening*
RAINBOW DRAGON
tv tropes: "Unfortunate Implications: His night with Taniya is widely interpreted as Rape Is Love."
(unsure)
(intensely unsure)
(so very intensely unsure)
(unsure) oh my god this episode so fucking what the balls
RAINBOW DRAGON
bastion dragged off by an amorous muscle lady into a locked building
they hear him screaming all night
*what the balls*
"i wasn't good enough for her and she left me forever"
WHAT
WHAT THE
/crying omg
why am i even
what is happening why is this happening
jaden: HEY LET'S DUEL 8D
bastion: NO IT'S TOO SOON
in light of all my jokes about dueling = sex for jaden
and that time he and bastion hooked up
all i can say is that i am making this face forever
(unsure)
SHE WOULD NEVER DUEL WITHOUT ME
WE HAD *PASSION*
jaden sums it up for all of us: "excuse me what."
and now jaden is dueling her in bastion's place
*what does this even mean*
and now people are literally punching each other *in the soul*
☆tsuna-kun
.....*what*
RAINBOW DRAGON
YES
THIS SHOW
SO BRIGHT SO VIVID WHAT DOES IT MEAN
☆tsuna-kun
adslkgjhalkjdgh (LOL)
BeyondمليكBee
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RAINBOW DRAGON
jaden and the amazon literally got into a soul-punching match
it was ridiculous
alexis is getting really territorial lmao
DRAMATIC DOUBLE FACE SOUL PUUUUUNCH
RAINBOW DRAGON
--*WHAT*
*THE*
*EVERLASTING*
*EVERLOVING*
*FUCKWIT*
oh my god i can't handle this
tania was a tiger the whole time
tania
a tiger
the whole time
i don't know how
or why
they didn't explain it at all
she just
turned
into a tiger
what.
what.
BeyondمليكBee
*gigggles*
RAINBOW DRAGON
bee help me
help me to understand this
wants pelt ❀
why are you trying to understand it ;; it's easier to watch when you're not trying to understand its sheer insanity. 8|b
RAINBOW DRAGON
*tania turned into a tiger, moe*
wants pelt ❀
i know. i've seen it. 8|
RAINBOW DRAGON
i will never understand this show
RAINBOW DRAGON
also, only fifteen episodes left of season one
and then i get to the fun seasons
YEEEAAAAAAH CREEPY CULTS
YEEEAAAAAAH ZANE GETTING INTO THE BDSM COMMUNITY
YEEEEAAAAAAAH THAT DINOSAUR GUY
MOTHERFUCKING YEAH JOHAN YEEAAAAAAAAH ALL THE RAINBOWS
YEEEEAAAAAAH PEOPLE DYING AND JADEN LOSING HIS SHIT YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
YANDERE DUEL MONSTERS YYYEAAAAAAAAAAH
THE EMBODIMENT OF DARKNESS AND A RIPOFF OF EVANGELION *YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
wants pelt ❀
........ /just. sits here, not knowing what to say. 8|;;
RAINBOW DRAGON
say nothing. just enjoy the moment.
wants pelt ❀
roger that, i guess.