dhjkdsjakldsjakdla I have no spoilers so FRESH COMMENTARY WITH NO FOREKNOWLEDGE!
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~lol what is with this room
~Worst afterbirth ever.
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~aaaah bb naruto D:
~What are those black puddles coming out of Biwako and that other person
~LOL OH MY GOD MADARA YOU ARE MY FAVORITE FOREVER OMG. Minato's flailing an arm at him, saying, "HOLD IT, J-JUST CALM DOWN!" while his baby's screaming and his wife is about to blarf up a nine-tails fox, and Madara just says, "You should take your own advice. I'm perfectly calm. :D" OMG MADARA YOU ARE SO AMAZING.
~AND THEN HE THROWS THE BABY OMG
~BABY SHURIKEN
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~and then Minato's like I CATCH BABIES LIKE A BOSS
~but then THERE ARE EXPLODING TAGS
~lol worst diaper change ever
~This is basically the most disastrous birth ever birthed. No wonder Naruto grew up to be such a crazy maverick of a ninja.
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~Kushinaaaaaa ;; she is so worried and scared but she can't do anything because THE NINETAILS IS TRYING TO CLAW ITS WAY OUT OF HER. This is such a horrible primal fear kind of thing. MAYBE KISHIMOTO SAT DOWN AND WATCHED ERASERHEAD THE ONE DAY.
~but Minato saved bb Naruto! \o/
~lol that is the tiniest shard of wood and it's just sticking lamely out of his leg.
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~Madara's smart - he forced Minato to separate himself with the baby from Kushina.
~GIANT NET THING THAT LOOKS COOL
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~Kushina's so tough and pretty and badass
~a-aww he worked his thing into the design of her seal so he could ~always protect her~ ;~~;
~MINATO STOP TUCKING YOUR BABY IN GOODNIGHT AND GO SAVE YOUR WIFE
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~So...Madara's genjutsu'ed the Kyuubi...but...it's like...really trippy and shit...
~I STAND BY MY THEORY THAT KISHI RECENTLY WATCHED ERASERHEAD. I've never seen Eraserhead, as an aside.
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~ouuuuuuuuuuuuch :C
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~KUSHINA'S STILL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE :O
~So she managed to survive having the Kyuubi ripped out of her? That's awesome. It sucks that she's still going to die, though.
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~GDIT MADARA YOU BASTARD
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~WAIT OMG MINATO GOT HER 8D
~:CCCCCC and now she's going to die in his arms :CCCCCCCC
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~SOB SHE GETS TO SPEND HER FINAL MOMENTS OF LIFE WITH HER CHILD ;~~~~~~~~;
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~/sobs forever
~g-god this is heart-wrenching
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~CHIBITACHI OMG OMG OMG I WAS HOPING TO GOD THEY'D SHOW HIM AND THEY DID OMG OMG OMG OMG BEST EVER OMG I CAN DIE HAPPY
BEST.