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I wasn't on last night because I had the WORST DAY EVER, so I went to bed as soon as I got home. Long story short, work sucked ass, and then just when I thought I was free, it turned out that I had LOCKED THE KEYS IN THE CAR, so I had to wait an hour for my mom to drive up to bring the spare keys, and I was almost an emotional wreck but luckily I was too tired to cry, and yeah. Major suck.
To make me feel better, let's read Naruto 498:
~Kushina's hair is SO LONG.
~AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NARUTO TROLLS THE FANBASE
~NO SERIOUSLY HE REALLY DID
~He jumps and is like YOU'RE THE NINE TAILED FOX'S TRUE FORM! Heh, he's almost getting Genre Savvy in his own genre, except for being entirely wrong.
~AND THEN SHE LOLS AT HIM AND BONKS HIM ON THE HEAD WIN WIN WIN WIIIIIIIIN
~Apparently she has her own catchphrase in the form of "ttebane," as compared to Naruto's "ttebayo." Hee.
~And she's all "oh wait I am supposed to be maternal and angelic and shit AHAHA IGNORE ME"
~baww Naruto's like I HAS A MOMMY ;~~~~~~~~;
~GLOMPHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
~lol I wonder if the Kyuubi is just watching this like CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG, I GOT SHIT TO DO
~awwwwwww ;~~~~~~; Naruto is all sadhappy because he always wanted to meet his mommy. AND SHE FIXED HIS HAET PINKEYE WITH LUUURVE YAEY 8D
~HOLY WHAT CHAKRA CHAIN STABS
~Also, she's like YEAH, WE'LL HAVE A LONG TALK LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A FOX TO MAKE INTO A LOVELY SCARF, and I'm like, "wait, how are they going to talk later? WHAT EXACTLY IS SHE ANYWAY.
~aaaaaaaand Kyuubi knows Kushina. Yeah, sure, okay, they ran into each other at a bar one night and had a thing. Sure. e___e
~Oh, okay, so they just kind of put both their chakra in for kicks. CHAKRA CAN DO ANYTHING APPARENTLY. So...then...Minato put his chakra into the seal and his soul got sucked into the Shinigami...but what happened to Kushina? Did she also die?
~And Naruto's all AWESOME, I HAVE A HOT MOM, and she's like, DAWW YOU'RE CUTE~
~FFFFFFFFT NARUTO IMAGINING HIMSELF WITH KUSHINA'S HAIR PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
~Aww, no one else liked her hair but Minato and her kid? Maybe all the other ninja were smart enough to advise her to cut it before it gets sucked into a vacuum cleaner. e__e
~Awwwwwwww, he wants to know how they fell in loooooove~
~HIS MOM WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST FEMALE HOKAGE 8D
~Oh, so, like, Tsunade and the Mizukage (always forget her name) are relatively recent phenomena in the world of Hokage-dom? Interesting.
~HAHAHA THEY CALLED HER TOMATO
~AHAHAHA OMG KUSHINA = WIN FOREVER
~Naruto's like AHAHA I GET IT, DAD WENT AND BEAT UP THE KIDS WHO BULLIED YOU, and she's like, NO WAY, I WENT AFTER THEM AND CRUSHED THEM MUAHAHAHAHA, AND THEN THEY CALLED ME "THE BLOODY HABANERO!"
~best thing ever omg
~MINI-MINATO IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG I MIGHT DIE FROM HOW CUTE HE IS
~omg awesoooooooooome
~She gets kidnapped like every other female in Naruto, ever, and she PULLS HER HAIR OUT ONE STRAND AT A TIME TO MARK THE PATH THEY TOOK OMG EPIC
~awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~ so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute~
~/dying from cute omg
~HER HAIR WAS THE RED STRING OF FATE ;~~;
~YELLOW AND RED MAKE ORANGE
~OH MY GOD
~THIS CHAPTER
~WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE
~I MIGHT JUST
~AAAH
/ded
To make me feel better, let's read Naruto 498:
~Kushina's hair is SO LONG.
~AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NARUTO TROLLS THE FANBASE
~NO SERIOUSLY HE REALLY DID
~He jumps and is like YOU'RE THE NINE TAILED FOX'S TRUE FORM! Heh, he's almost getting Genre Savvy in his own genre, except for being entirely wrong.
~AND THEN SHE LOLS AT HIM AND BONKS HIM ON THE HEAD WIN WIN WIN WIIIIIIIIN
~Apparently she has her own catchphrase in the form of "ttebane," as compared to Naruto's "ttebayo." Hee.
~And she's all "oh wait I am supposed to be maternal and angelic and shit AHAHA IGNORE ME"
~baww Naruto's like I HAS A MOMMY ;~~~~~~~~;
~GLOMPHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
~lol I wonder if the Kyuubi is just watching this like CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG, I GOT SHIT TO DO
~awwwwwww ;~~~~~~; Naruto is all sadhappy because he always wanted to meet his mommy. AND SHE FIXED HIS HAET PINKEYE WITH LUUURVE YAEY 8D
~HOLY WHAT CHAKRA CHAIN STABS
~Also, she's like YEAH, WE'LL HAVE A LONG TALK LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A FOX TO MAKE INTO A LOVELY SCARF, and I'm like, "wait, how are they going to talk later? WHAT EXACTLY IS SHE ANYWAY.
~aaaaaaaand Kyuubi knows Kushina. Yeah, sure, okay, they ran into each other at a bar one night and had a thing. Sure. e___e
~Oh, okay, so they just kind of put both their chakra in for kicks. CHAKRA CAN DO ANYTHING APPARENTLY. So...then...Minato put his chakra into the seal and his soul got sucked into the Shinigami...but what happened to Kushina? Did she also die?
~And Naruto's all AWESOME, I HAVE A HOT MOM, and she's like, DAWW YOU'RE CUTE~
~FFFFFFFFT NARUTO IMAGINING HIMSELF WITH KUSHINA'S HAIR PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
~Aww, no one else liked her hair but Minato and her kid? Maybe all the other ninja were smart enough to advise her to cut it before it gets sucked into a vacuum cleaner. e__e
~Awwwwwwww, he wants to know how they fell in loooooove~
~HIS MOM WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST FEMALE HOKAGE 8D
~Oh, so, like, Tsunade and the Mizukage (always forget her name) are relatively recent phenomena in the world of Hokage-dom? Interesting.
~HAHAHA THEY CALLED HER TOMATO
~AHAHAHA OMG KUSHINA = WIN FOREVER
~Naruto's like AHAHA I GET IT, DAD WENT AND BEAT UP THE KIDS WHO BULLIED YOU, and she's like, NO WAY, I WENT AFTER THEM AND CRUSHED THEM MUAHAHAHAHA, AND THEN THEY CALLED ME "THE BLOODY HABANERO!"
~best thing ever omg
~MINI-MINATO IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG I MIGHT DIE FROM HOW CUTE HE IS
~omg awesoooooooooome
~She gets kidnapped like every other female in Naruto, ever, and she PULLS HER HAIR OUT ONE STRAND AT A TIME TO MARK THE PATH THEY TOOK OMG EPIC
~awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~ so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute~
~/dying from cute omg
~HER HAIR WAS THE RED STRING OF FATE ;~~;
~YELLOW AND RED MAKE ORANGE
~OH MY GOD
~THIS CHAPTER
~WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE
~I MIGHT JUST
~AAAH
/ded