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Massive headache. RP woes. Staring over the cusp of adulthood and a 40-hr-work-week job where I have to wear steel-toed shoes.
...let's read this week's Naruto.
Page 1
~omg look how badass Third Raikage is *___*
~HE HAS A LIGHTNING-BOLT SHAPED SCAR
~MAYBE HE IS BLACK BADASS HARRY POTTER
Page 2
~and he must have given his round glasses to that ninja in the next panel, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
~DUDE POTTERKAGE BEAT UP THE EIGHT TAILS
~why does Potterkage have black sclera? MAYBE HE IS ALSO A VIZARD
~OMG HE WENT TO KUMO NO KUNI SCHOOL OF BADASSCRAFT AND VIZARDRY
~lol that ibuprofen is kicking in
Page 3
~AND THEN THEY SEALED HIM IN THE LAMP LIKE JAFAR AT THE END OF ALADDIN
~so basically, Black Vizard Harry Potter battled a giant oxtopus genie and sealed him in a decorative vase to save the world.
~I want this fanfiction. Stat.
~awww, his young fanboy protege was killed, even with his glasses to protect him ;;
Page 4
~Motoi's daddy was that man ;;
~I am calling him Pineapple Potter Fanboy because he had pineappley hair. PPF for short.
~lol Motoi can't tell a story in order. NO WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION WE WERE LIKE FIVE WHEN THAT HAPPENED.
Page 5
~FISTBUMP OF FRIIIIIEEEEEENDSHIIIIIIIIIIP
~and bb Motoi is aloooone
~meanwhile, Male Cruella DeVil was killed when they pulled the Eight Tails back out of him
Page 6
~awww and Motoi is like I DON'T WANT YOUR FLOWERS
~sob they were friends and then circumstances set them against each otherrrr JUST LIKE THE FOX AND THE HOUND
Page 7
~awww Motoi's mommy became a sad drunk and he decided to go Sasuke before it was fashionable
~This is like the most development we've ever gotten for a character as minor as Motoi! WHY COULDN'T TEAM HAWK HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUCH SOLID, BELIEVABLE BACKSTORY, HUH? OR FAN FAVORITES LIKE HANABI? Not that I am particularly upset - I like Motoi.
Page 8
~LOL BEE'S RESPONSE TO A MURDER ATTEMPT IS TO BROFIST
~omg I love him ;~~;
Page 9
~AAAWWWW BEE'S LIKE KUMO'S NARUTO, ONLY MORE AWESOME
~I am so down with this omg
Page 10
~and suddenly, MEAN NARUTO IS RUINING BROTIME ;;
~Naruto feels the sudden urge to be emo. noooooo
Page 11
~Naruto is like I'M HAPPY
~WAIT I'M EMO
~WAIT I'M HAPPY
~NOW I'M JUST CONFUSED
Page 12
~And suddenly, Motoi is attacked by the Kraken. .__.
Page 13
~ROFLMAO NARUTO THOUGHT MOTOI WAS GETTING ATTACKED BY BEE BUT IT WAS JUST THE SQUID
~LOL AWKWARD TURTLE
Page 14
~and the Kraken is just like WHY WON'T YOU LOOOOVE MEEEEE
~aww Motoi was worried about Naruto :c
Page 15
~AND THEN KILLERBEE SAVES THE DAYYYY 8D
Page 16
~and Motoi is all sad and REPENTANT
~and Bee's just like LOL COOL STORY BRO /BROFIIIIIST OF BROTHERLY LOOOOOVE
~;~~~~~; it's so beautiful~
~The Kraken: /calamari
~Naruto: :D
Hee. I feel better.
WANT MOAR POTTERKAGE.
...let's read this week's Naruto.
Page 1
~omg look how badass Third Raikage is *___*
~HE HAS A LIGHTNING-BOLT SHAPED SCAR
~MAYBE HE IS BLACK BADASS HARRY POTTER
Page 2
~and he must have given his round glasses to that ninja in the next panel, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
~DUDE POTTERKAGE BEAT UP THE EIGHT TAILS
~why does Potterkage have black sclera? MAYBE HE IS ALSO A VIZARD
~OMG HE WENT TO KUMO NO KUNI SCHOOL OF BADASSCRAFT AND VIZARDRY
~lol that ibuprofen is kicking in
Page 3
~AND THEN THEY SEALED HIM IN THE LAMP LIKE JAFAR AT THE END OF ALADDIN
~so basically, Black Vizard Harry Potter battled a giant oxtopus genie and sealed him in a decorative vase to save the world.
~I want this fanfiction. Stat.
~awww, his young fanboy protege was killed, even with his glasses to protect him ;;
Page 4
~Motoi's daddy was that man ;;
~I am calling him Pineapple Potter Fanboy because he had pineappley hair. PPF for short.
~lol Motoi can't tell a story in order. NO WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION WE WERE LIKE FIVE WHEN THAT HAPPENED.
Page 5
~FISTBUMP OF FRIIIIIEEEEEENDSHIIIIIIIIIIP
~and bb Motoi is aloooone
~meanwhile, Male Cruella DeVil was killed when they pulled the Eight Tails back out of him
Page 6
~awww and Motoi is like I DON'T WANT YOUR FLOWERS
~sob they were friends and then circumstances set them against each otherrrr JUST LIKE THE FOX AND THE HOUND
Page 7
~awww Motoi's mommy became a sad drunk and he decided to go Sasuke before it was fashionable
~This is like the most development we've ever gotten for a character as minor as Motoi! WHY COULDN'T TEAM HAWK HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUCH SOLID, BELIEVABLE BACKSTORY, HUH? OR FAN FAVORITES LIKE HANABI? Not that I am particularly upset - I like Motoi.
Page 8
~LOL BEE'S RESPONSE TO A MURDER ATTEMPT IS TO BROFIST
~omg I love him ;~~;
Page 9
~AAAWWWW BEE'S LIKE KUMO'S NARUTO, ONLY MORE AWESOME
~I am so down with this omg
Page 10
~and suddenly, MEAN NARUTO IS RUINING BROTIME ;;
~Naruto feels the sudden urge to be emo. noooooo
Page 11
~Naruto is like I'M HAPPY
~WAIT I'M EMO
~WAIT I'M HAPPY
~NOW I'M JUST CONFUSED
Page 12
~And suddenly, Motoi is attacked by the Kraken. .__.
Page 13
~ROFLMAO NARUTO THOUGHT MOTOI WAS GETTING ATTACKED BY BEE BUT IT WAS JUST THE SQUID
~LOL AWKWARD TURTLE
Page 14
~and the Kraken is just like WHY WON'T YOU LOOOOVE MEEEEE
~aww Motoi was worried about Naruto :c
Page 15
~AND THEN KILLERBEE SAVES THE DAYYYY 8D
Page 16
~and Motoi is all sad and REPENTANT
~and Bee's just like LOL COOL STORY BRO /BROFIIIIIST OF BROTHERLY LOOOOOVE
~;~~~~~; it's so beautiful~
~The Kraken: /calamari
~Naruto: :D
Hee. I feel better.
WANT MOAR POTTERKAGE.