Paper Avoidance Strategies
Aka Naruto 490.
Page 1
~Zombiekatsuki doesn't look all too happy :/
~Leaving Itachi for a moment, I wonder how the others feel about zombiefication? Kakuuzu can barely be said to count, he was already zombieish even when he was alive. What about Dei? He can't be art if he's indestructible. What about Sasori? He's not in his puppet body, Kankuro has that, so he must be in a real "meat" body. I can't see him being too pleased with that, in all honesty. And LOL ZOMBIE PAIN.
~Also, why don't these guys think to go dig up Hidan?
Page 2
~Kabuto wants Sasuke, brrr. LOL WHEN IS THIS EVEN NEWS, EVERYONE WANTS SASUKE.
~I hate Kabuto's hood, I think it looks stupid.
~I'm calling him Kabuto right now because it would be a hassle to type Kabutorochimaru every time. :/
Page 3
~lol, "a young, fragile, living Uchiha." FRAGILE. It's kind of true, which is sad.
~I love how Madara's not like IMMEDIATELY, NO, but more like, "hypothetically, what if I said no?" Like he'd consider it. lol
~HEY, HEY, WHAT IS IN THAT OTHER BOX
Page 4
~/SPITTAKE
~HE'S GOT MADARA SWEATING
HE'S GOT MADARA SWEATING
oh, oh my god, Orochimaru's officially taking back this manga
he's like, NO ONE STEALS MY ROLE AS THE MOST BAD GODDAMNED VILLAIN
I am genuinely impressed.
/golf clap
~Okay, srsly, who is in that last coffin/box/thing?
~LOL LOL LOL:
Madara: "YOU MADMAN!"
Dude. Madara. Madara is the one who said that.
Madara is the one who said that.
/goes and pops some popcorn
Page 5
~Madara knows when to accept offered help :|b
~SO HE'S JUST GOING TO GIVE HIM SASUKE?
~lol, he probably thinks Sasuke could take him.
~.....actually, I take that back, if Madara thinks it would be a hassle for him to take Kabuto on, he's probably like, "lol Sasuke have fun~~~ /skedaddles"
Page 6
~SO THEY HAVE JOINED FORCES :|b
~and Kabuto gets Sasuke after the war.
~meanwhile, MADARA LOOKS NERVOUSLY AT THE MYSTERIOUS SIXTH ZOMBIE
~aaawww, we didn't get interviews with the other zombies ;~;
Page 7
~ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~clearly, Kabuto's been just killing shit for fun
~ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Page 8
~akdlsjakldjkaldaj is anko going to fight kabuto is anko going to fight kabuto
Page 9
~Kabuto possibly led them to his hideout ON PURPOSE????!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~/SQUEALS AT ANKO
~oh, and more frog hijinks coming up, yaey :|
Page 10
~lol omg this little fox diagram is so cute omg
Page 11
~lol, so basically Naruto has to be all ~hateless~ and ~messianic~ to use the nine-tails' chakra and not turn into a chakrablob of death and malevolence
~That illustration is still making me laugh
Page 12
~Jiraiyaaaaaaaaaa ;;
Page 13
~Naruto: anxt anxt anxt
Page 14
~OH HEY LOOK THEY MENTIONED HINATA :|
~WITHOUT BOTHERING TO ACKNOWLEDGE SHE JUST CONFESSED HER LOVE TO YOU, YOU DICKWAD
~hhhhhgh /tequila
~thinking about Sasuke~
~AAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU
Page 15
~daddy!hokage ;~~;
~YEAAAAH KILLERBEE 8D
~I have developed such a special place in my heart for Killerbee, I never thought that would happen
Page 16
~ffffffffft oh my god
~he referenced Naruto's catchphrase
Page 17
~ffffft and then he's like NAH THAT CATCHPHRASE SUCKS
~roflmaooooooo
~Raikage: LOUD INTENSE YELLING OF MANRINESS
~the end.
Man, I srsly want, like, zombiekatsuki interviews.
Reporter: Zombietachi, tell us, how does it feel to fail at everything you ever wanted to accomplish with your life and death, and suddenly be yanked back and chained to this mortal coil in a rotting zombie body? Do you have any plans to reconcile with your brother? Do you feel you've been given a second chance, or is this merely another affirmation of a universe that seems to have it out for your personally? Your thoughts?
Zombietachi: Brains.
Also, where are Suigetsu and Juugo?
Page 1
~Zombiekatsuki doesn't look all too happy :/
~Leaving Itachi for a moment, I wonder how the others feel about zombiefication? Kakuuzu can barely be said to count, he was already zombieish even when he was alive. What about Dei? He can't be art if he's indestructible. What about Sasori? He's not in his puppet body, Kankuro has that, so he must be in a real "meat" body. I can't see him being too pleased with that, in all honesty. And LOL ZOMBIE PAIN.
~Also, why don't these guys think to go dig up Hidan?
Page 2
~Kabuto wants Sasuke, brrr. LOL WHEN IS THIS EVEN NEWS, EVERYONE WANTS SASUKE.
~I hate Kabuto's hood, I think it looks stupid.
~I'm calling him Kabuto right now because it would be a hassle to type Kabutorochimaru every time. :/
Page 3
~lol, "a young, fragile, living Uchiha." FRAGILE. It's kind of true, which is sad.
~I love how Madara's not like IMMEDIATELY, NO, but more like, "hypothetically, what if I said no?" Like he'd consider it. lol
~HEY, HEY, WHAT IS IN THAT OTHER BOX
Page 4
~/SPITTAKE
~HE'S GOT MADARA SWEATING
HE'S GOT MADARA SWEATING
oh, oh my god, Orochimaru's officially taking back this manga
he's like, NO ONE STEALS MY ROLE AS THE MOST BAD GODDAMNED VILLAIN
I am genuinely impressed.
/golf clap
~Okay, srsly, who is in that last coffin/box/thing?
~LOL LOL LOL:
Madara: "YOU MADMAN!"
Dude. Madara. Madara is the one who said that.
Madara is the one who said that.
/goes and pops some popcorn
Page 5
~Madara knows when to accept offered help :|b
~SO HE'S JUST GOING TO GIVE HIM SASUKE?
~lol, he probably thinks Sasuke could take him.
~.....actually, I take that back, if Madara thinks it would be a hassle for him to take Kabuto on, he's probably like, "lol Sasuke have fun~~~ /skedaddles"
Page 6
~SO THEY HAVE JOINED FORCES :|b
~and Kabuto gets Sasuke after the war.
~meanwhile, MADARA LOOKS NERVOUSLY AT THE MYSTERIOUS SIXTH ZOMBIE
~aaawww, we didn't get interviews with the other zombies ;~;
Page 7
~ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~clearly, Kabuto's been just killing shit for fun
~ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Page 8
~akdlsjakldjkaldaj is anko going to fight kabuto is anko going to fight kabuto
Page 9
~Kabuto possibly led them to his hideout ON PURPOSE????!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~/SQUEALS AT ANKO
~oh, and more frog hijinks coming up, yaey :|
Page 10
~lol omg this little fox diagram is so cute omg
Page 11
~lol, so basically Naruto has to be all ~hateless~ and ~messianic~ to use the nine-tails' chakra and not turn into a chakrablob of death and malevolence
~That illustration is still making me laugh
Page 12
~Jiraiyaaaaaaaaaa ;;
Page 13
~Naruto: anxt anxt anxt
Page 14
~OH HEY LOOK THEY MENTIONED HINATA :|
~WITHOUT BOTHERING TO ACKNOWLEDGE SHE JUST CONFESSED HER LOVE TO YOU, YOU DICKWAD
~hhhhhgh /tequila
~thinking about Sasuke~
~AAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU
Page 15
~daddy!hokage ;~~;
~YEAAAAH KILLERBEE 8D
~I have developed such a special place in my heart for Killerbee, I never thought that would happen
Page 16
~ffffffffft oh my god
~he referenced Naruto's catchphrase
Page 17
~ffffft and then he's like NAH THAT CATCHPHRASE SUCKS
~roflmaooooooo
~Raikage: LOUD INTENSE YELLING OF MANRINESS
~the end.
Man, I srsly want, like, zombiekatsuki interviews.
Reporter: Zombietachi, tell us, how does it feel to fail at everything you ever wanted to accomplish with your life and death, and suddenly be yanked back and chained to this mortal coil in a rotting zombie body? Do you have any plans to reconcile with your brother? Do you feel you've been given a second chance, or is this merely another affirmation of a universe that seems to have it out for your personally? Your thoughts?
Zombietachi: Brains.
Also, where are Suigetsu and Juugo?