Jun 30, 2008 18:42
Anytime I hear a woman say the words "All I want is..." I know I'm about to hear one thing she wants out of roughly twenty.
Istanbul has convinced me; attractive women are a dime a dozen. Clearly, there are more important things I need in a woman. Now if someone could just convince my penis.
The woman running the metal detecting wand they use when you set off the metal detector at the entrance to my building was hot. Mmmm, wish I had me some metal in my pockets.