Work Hazards
Wow this month has been very fast and violent for that matter. On one hand I am happy to say I'm now $400 away from my goal, coupled with Chinese New Years and the up coming tax return, I have saved over my five thousand dollar goal for me to make a move out to Seattle. Now to make a bucket list of things I need to do before I leave Houston.
This month seems like Tyler Durdan (Brad Pitt in Fight Club) has been holding Fight Club sessions at the Blur. Down for the count seven fights total in the past three weeks. Can't we all just get along (muffled crying). I guess not...well I must say I find it thrilling to be working as an undercover. I'm usually the first to respond to altercations. They used to poke fun at me for being the scrappiest bouncer there even the girl bouncers are bigger then me. Lets recount shall we, I had my shirt ripped, someone attempted to choke me, got scratched by some feisty girl, busted my knuckle, put several people in headlocks/arm locks/torso locks, dodged several elbows and punches and the grand daddy of them all bitten in the arm tonight.
Probably can't see it but I have small punctures from his canines...Quick who ever loves me most must shoot me in the head now before I turn into a zombie and wipe all of you!!!...he was screaming "I'm a lawyer" while in handcuffs and that he was going to sue me.
I might be scrawny but I've earned my place on the dance floor and outside on the gravel lots. The cops came out armed with taser guns with laser sights tonight, they almost booked me also because I was in mid fight when the cop cars drove by and saw it. Me and one other bouncer got off luckily with my statement, after all we were just doing our job. The other 5 drunks however are probably sitting in jail right now, they should have listen to me when I told them to go home nicely...
P.S. To Jen: Good thing you and your friends didn't come out that one night 2 fights broke out that time.
This month seems like Tyler Durdan (Brad Pitt in Fight Club) has been holding Fight Club sessions at the Blur. Down for the count seven fights total in the past three weeks. Can't we all just get along (muffled crying). I guess not...well I must say I find it thrilling to be working as an undercover. I'm usually the first to respond to altercations. They used to poke fun at me for being the scrappiest bouncer there even the girl bouncers are bigger then me. Lets recount shall we, I had my shirt ripped, someone attempted to choke me, got scratched by some feisty girl, busted my knuckle, put several people in headlocks/arm locks/torso locks, dodged several elbows and punches and the grand daddy of them all bitten in the arm tonight.
Probably can't see it but I have small punctures from his canines...Quick who ever loves me most must shoot me in the head now before I turn into a zombie and wipe all of you!!!...he was screaming "I'm a lawyer" while in handcuffs and that he was going to sue me.
I might be scrawny but I've earned my place on the dance floor and outside on the gravel lots. The cops came out armed with taser guns with laser sights tonight, they almost booked me also because I was in mid fight when the cop cars drove by and saw it. Me and one other bouncer got off luckily with my statement, after all we were just doing our job. The other 5 drunks however are probably sitting in jail right now, they should have listen to me when I told them to go home nicely...
P.S. To Jen: Good thing you and your friends didn't come out that one night 2 fights broke out that time.