rainbow coloured cats
I've known for a long time that my cats are extremely intelligent and that they only go their own ways and will never do what they don't want to do, - after all, they are my little alter egos ;) - but I would've never expected them to be so treacherous, egoistic and dirty minded.
They kicked me out of my bed this morning. If 5 am could be even called a morning. Anyway, I've been kicked out and had my hands scratched while trying to move them back to their baskets, because those evil animals wanted to engage themselves in some weird kind of ménage à trois. But there's worse. All three of my cats are, well... ladies. That's even more disturbing than walking in on my parents. OK, maybe not that, but still, my mind's broken and I don't think it will ever be back to normal.
I've been trying all day to find a reason for that behaviour, and I can't. It could be some coincidence and all of them are in heat at the same time - there's no real cat nearby and they had to 'relieve the tension' somehow. It could be their contribution to 'equal rights for homosexual animals' movement. Or even some disgusting Halloween trick played on me as a revenge for not giving them their favourite treat yesterday. Have I mentioned their intelligence?
Ugh... there couldn't be anything happy or interesting happening to me when I'm finally back for good to the on-line world, right?
They kicked me out of my bed this morning. If 5 am could be even called a morning. Anyway, I've been kicked out and had my hands scratched while trying to move them back to their baskets, because those evil animals wanted to engage themselves in some weird kind of ménage à trois. But there's worse. All three of my cats are, well... ladies. That's even more disturbing than walking in on my parents. OK, maybe not that, but still, my mind's broken and I don't think it will ever be back to normal.
I've been trying all day to find a reason for that behaviour, and I can't. It could be some coincidence and all of them are in heat at the same time - there's no real cat nearby and they had to 'relieve the tension' somehow. It could be their contribution to 'equal rights for homosexual animals' movement. Or even some disgusting Halloween trick played on me as a revenge for not giving them their favourite treat yesterday. Have I mentioned their intelligence?
Ugh... there couldn't be anything happy or interesting happening to me when I'm finally back for good to the on-line world, right?