Story time.
So how about them internets, huh? And those rumors about Bush that run among them.. Come children, and listen to the story of " Them Internets..."
"Them Internets" Was a small town that was used for science, and exchanging ideas, and on the side; conversing of huge subjects and important matters. The town president decided to let in a few new things, like fan houses where people can exchange opinions about a certain subject, or just plain out talk about the subject.
But something went COMPLETELY wrong. The town was invaded by perverted image holders. These images are also known as, "Pornography." The town was raided and ravaged by these Pornagraphy holders. They made buildings and stored them with erotic videos and pictures.
Now, as you would have guessed, the town mayor was REALLY steamed-up. He tried to kick out these pornography holders; but it was of no use. No matter how many Porn-holders he kicked out of his town, more always came back in. The mayor decided to take drastic measures.
The mayor called in the T-I-S.W.A.T. team and ordered them to annihilate the porn towers.
With huge effort, the mayor succeeded in destroying a small amount of the buildings. But no matter how ever many he destroyed, there were still more Porn-Manufacturers around contructing and planning buildings.
The Mayor thought of giving up this battle; but he all of a sudden thought of something. After long planning, he decided to set out the town with restrictions and warnings. And I quote from the mayor, " I shall supply this town with Licenses. These small plastic cards hold ALL the information about yourself that you need. Your age, your skin color, your height, weight, ANYTHING you ask, it WILL be on here! " The town mayor made it MANDITORY for EVERY SINGLE PERON in this town to possess a license.
The Porn-Holders agreed with this "licensing" business. They agreed that it was fair to everyone. After all, why corrupt the minds of small children with erotic images and video-orgasms? Although the Porn-Holders have not subsided from the Town of, "Them Internets" everyone was happy enough to cope with what's happening.
THE FREAKIN' END.
"Them Internets" Was a small town that was used for science, and exchanging ideas, and on the side; conversing of huge subjects and important matters. The town president decided to let in a few new things, like fan houses where people can exchange opinions about a certain subject, or just plain out talk about the subject.
But something went COMPLETELY wrong. The town was invaded by perverted image holders. These images are also known as, "Pornography." The town was raided and ravaged by these Pornagraphy holders. They made buildings and stored them with erotic videos and pictures.
Now, as you would have guessed, the town mayor was REALLY steamed-up. He tried to kick out these pornography holders; but it was of no use. No matter how many Porn-holders he kicked out of his town, more always came back in. The mayor decided to take drastic measures.
The mayor called in the T-I-S.W.A.T. team and ordered them to annihilate the porn towers.
With huge effort, the mayor succeeded in destroying a small amount of the buildings. But no matter how ever many he destroyed, there were still more Porn-Manufacturers around contructing and planning buildings.
The Mayor thought of giving up this battle; but he all of a sudden thought of something. After long planning, he decided to set out the town with restrictions and warnings. And I quote from the mayor, " I shall supply this town with Licenses. These small plastic cards hold ALL the information about yourself that you need. Your age, your skin color, your height, weight, ANYTHING you ask, it WILL be on here! " The town mayor made it MANDITORY for EVERY SINGLE PERON in this town to possess a license.
The Porn-Holders agreed with this "licensing" business. They agreed that it was fair to everyone. After all, why corrupt the minds of small children with erotic images and video-orgasms? Although the Porn-Holders have not subsided from the Town of, "Them Internets" everyone was happy enough to cope with what's happening.
THE FREAKIN' END.