doctors
i hate going to the doctors. it's not that i hate the doctors themselves or the profession of doctors or the office or the nurses or the rubber gloves or anything like that. i hate going because i NEVER get good news when i leave there. NEVER.
i went to the doctor yesterday for a regular check-up. for the past few days my voice had been going in and out and two days ago it started hurting.. so i figured i'd bring that up. so i'm getting my check-up.. whatever. my doctor who's name i can't spell because there are so many z's and y'z in it (she's right off the boat polish) listens to my heart to make sure it's still there and lo and behold.. there's something wrong with it.. so i get hooked up to this monster of a contraption to make see why my heart sounds like "a sewage system" in the place of my heart (yes.. that's a direct quote) turns out i have a heart murmur and a stress induced irregular heart beat. i didn't even know that exsisted. sah-weet
then i bring up my throat. turns out i have laryngitis AND a throat infection. super super.
and what doctors appointment would be complete without an ear infection and some condoms?
uuuughhhh the doctors. i'm on so many drugs now it's not even funny. i'll keep you posted on like.. if i'm alive or not.
but enough about me.. what about you?
i went to the doctor yesterday for a regular check-up. for the past few days my voice had been going in and out and two days ago it started hurting.. so i figured i'd bring that up. so i'm getting my check-up.. whatever. my doctor who's name i can't spell because there are so many z's and y'z in it (she's right off the boat polish) listens to my heart to make sure it's still there and lo and behold.. there's something wrong with it.. so i get hooked up to this monster of a contraption to make see why my heart sounds like "a sewage system" in the place of my heart (yes.. that's a direct quote) turns out i have a heart murmur and a stress induced irregular heart beat. i didn't even know that exsisted. sah-weet
then i bring up my throat. turns out i have laryngitis AND a throat infection. super super.
and what doctors appointment would be complete without an ear infection and some condoms?
uuuughhhh the doctors. i'm on so many drugs now it's not even funny. i'll keep you posted on like.. if i'm alive or not.
but enough about me.. what about you?