Santa, a pony please!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to surlygrrrly in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I gave tamashiinouta a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week lediamond and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I bought porn for baeritone (10 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (242 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
okapimaille