Leaflet 001 [Written]

[whosthatbug]

[Whoever is writing this is obviously a master calligrapher. The brushwork is smooth and precise, if a bit on the small side...]

I am penning my memoirs, in case someone should happen upon my corpse along this godforsaken beach.

If I ever get my hands on the merchant who sold me that faulty mermaid's coin... [The brushwork becomes bold and angular, as if the ink has been slashed about with great force.] I'm gonna wring his fat neck!

This is not where I wanted to go. At all...