Two totally random, totally unrelated pieces of dialogue for later

[okamichan]

#1

P: .... Jazz?

J: Uh, yeah Prowl?

P: Would you care to explain this report?

J: *peek* Um, I thought it was self-explanatory...

P: *glare*

J: Just a little?

P: You had to call for reinforcements?

J: I'n't that what it says?

P: And now I owe Springer for saving my unit's collective afts?

J:  Yes... *run away!*

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#2

P: ......

J: Heya Prowlie! Didja wanna see me?

P: Yes, I did. *jabs at chair* Sit.

J: ?? Hokay, no problem.

P: .....

J: *fidgets* If this ain't nothin' important, than I really should-

P: Sit. Back. Down.

J: O.O Then don't just sit there! Whatcha need me for?

*ka-thunk!*

J: Ow! Primus Prowlie, what th' frag was that for?

P: *points at thrown datapad* Read.

J: ... But it's just a report?

P: I know. Read.

J: But-

P: This is your fault! Now sit there and shut your fragging mouth and read the damned report!

J: Eep.