#1
P: .... Jazz?
J: Uh, yeah Prowl?
P: Would you care to explain this report?
J: *peek* Um, I thought it was self-explanatory...
P: *glare*
J: Just a little?
P: You had to call for reinforcements?
J: I'n't that what it says?
P: And now I owe Springer for saving my unit's collective afts?
J: Yes... *run away!*
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#2
P: ......
J: Heya Prowlie! Didja wanna see me?
P: Yes, I did. *jabs at chair* Sit.
J: ?? Hokay, no problem.
P: .....
J: *fidgets* If this ain't nothin' important, than I really should-
P: Sit. Back. Down.
J: O.O Then don't just sit there! Whatcha need me for?
*ka-thunk!*
J: Ow! Primus Prowlie, what th' frag was that for?
P: *points at thrown datapad* Read.
J: ... But it's just a report?
P: I know. Read.
J: But-
P: This is your fault! Now sit there and shut your fragging mouth and read the damned report!
J: Eep.