I has meme
Your home is a Daylight Wizard's Manor
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)
Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.
Below is a snippet of the blueprints:
Build YOUR Dream Home!
Tolkein? Tolkein? TOLKEIN? Why is it fantasy has to always be associated with that wordy old, dead guy? (not that there's anything wrong with being wordy, old, or dead) There is so much more to fantasy than Tolkein (even if he did just about (re)invent the genre. That's like saying that all there is to Sci Fi is Star Wars and Star Trek. Ugh!
And D&D! Same thing! *sighs*
I prefer Rifts, thank you very much :P
Still I have a KITT (which I'm more excited about than the X-wing). And apparently I have horsies! *huggles Pegasi* and there's all those other fantasy novels that don't get more than a bare mention. gr. XD