from 2 years ago
I was searching through my gmail for some stuff when i came across this email exchange with a friend. I was emailing with a friend to stave off boredom on a really slow work day...........
her, 2:39pm *punch*
me, 2:41pm *duck*
her, 2:44pm flying tiger kick
me, 2:46pm Ninja tetsubo 'breeze among the tall grass' destructive roundhouse flat-palmed punch!
her, 2:48pm super shaolin white monkey's wrist flip and finger flick *with haiiiiiiyaaaaaaa!* for added effect.
me, 2:52pm Ancient indian body-wrestling limb-lockup hold move involving arduous twisting of torso with precise application of pressure on chakra points while staring hypnotically into your eyes to defeat both body AND mind. An all-in-one offensive move that even the Wu-Tang style cannot defeat! >
her 2:54pm jesus -mother- a -moley
you leave me no choice: machine gun.