GENESIS
Me : TIFFANY I HAVE A QUESTION
Tiffany : what
Me : WHERE HAVE ALL THE INTERESTING GIRLS GONE
Tiffany : oh, let me tell you a story
- smokes pipe -
You see, a long, long, long time ago there lived the race of IntrstngPpl and they lived on the fruit from the Tree of Interest (sounds like banking lesson); however, there was another clan that the IntrstngPpl did not know. This was the clan of Derps. This clan of Derps found the clan of IntrstngPpl, and offered up their most derpy woman to marry to the IntrstngPpl's chief as a gesture of peace.
And thus, the Derp woman and the IntrstngPpl man were married; however, it was only time before IntrstngPpl increased their technology - and figured out with their mad science skillz - that the Derp people had a special gene: the D gene, that was dominant gene compared to the I gene that the IntrstngPpl clan had.
The Derp clan and the IntrstngPpl clan, even after all of their hardearned research (which was ended up being smashed by the Derp clan's awful group clubs), bred with no hesitation, and the IntrstngPpl clan slowly died out, and the Derp clan increased their numbers, and one day, the two most elite derp people got together and had a kid. AND THEN ZEUS WITH HIS MIGHTY BOLT OF LIGHTNING CAME UP AND SMITED EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR THE KID, and that kid's name was Adam. And then the rest is history.
This is a branch from the tale of Genesis. It's what happened before Adam was made, and the Christian people edited the story. (and when I mean edit, I mean they totally got rid of it.)
Tiffany : what
Me : WHERE HAVE ALL THE INTERESTING GIRLS GONE
Tiffany : oh, let me tell you a story
- smokes pipe -
You see, a long, long, long time ago there lived the race of IntrstngPpl and they lived on the fruit from the Tree of Interest (sounds like banking lesson); however, there was another clan that the IntrstngPpl did not know. This was the clan of Derps. This clan of Derps found the clan of IntrstngPpl, and offered up their most derpy woman to marry to the IntrstngPpl's chief as a gesture of peace.
And thus, the Derp woman and the IntrstngPpl man were married; however, it was only time before IntrstngPpl increased their technology - and figured out with their mad science skillz - that the Derp people had a special gene: the D gene, that was dominant gene compared to the I gene that the IntrstngPpl clan had.
The Derp clan and the IntrstngPpl clan, even after all of their hardearned research (which was ended up being smashed by the Derp clan's awful group clubs), bred with no hesitation, and the IntrstngPpl clan slowly died out, and the Derp clan increased their numbers, and one day, the two most elite derp people got together and had a kid. AND THEN ZEUS WITH HIS MIGHTY BOLT OF LIGHTNING CAME UP AND SMITED EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR THE KID, and that kid's name was Adam. And then the rest is history.
This is a branch from the tale of Genesis. It's what happened before Adam was made, and the Christian people edited the story. (and when I mean edit, I mean they totally got rid of it.)