The quartermaster and his lovely assistant inspect the goods before departure:
My tube jitsu is superior to yours. So superior in fact, I will sip tea while I lay waste to your skills.
If you plan to drive out and visit us, prepare yourself for 20 hours of this:
but it will occassionally be interrupted by:
I wish I could say I photoshopped this, but this place really does exist:
and finally, the locals coming out to welcome us: