[[Locked from Errol and Nightmare]]

[ok_optimism_go]

Right, so! Figure I'd better introduce myself since last time I uh...didn't. The name's Zack Fair, and I can do pretty much anything. That said, I'm gonna announce something important you guys.

Fair Services is open for business! Basically it's an "anything goes," business; you need something moved, painted, fought, fixed, I'm the man you come

Comments

[aintpretty]

An' here I thought huntin' was the best part o'the job.

[ok_optimism_go]

Well sometimes, but when you're tired it kind of sucks, 'specially since you can't refridgerate anything.

[aintpretty]

Just gotta kill what ya need an' work from there.

[ok_optimism_go]

Yeah I know, but "wild half-edible beast," all tastes the same. A man can use some green stuff once in a while, although I wouldn't say no to some pasta, or maybe a nice and big prepared steak with lots of BBQ sauce. Or a beer. A beer would be nice.

[aintpretty]

Good luck findin' anything green in this place. Seems like a wasteland.

A brew would be great right about now though.

[ok_optimism_go]

True enough man, I know a dead place when I see one.

Wouldn't it? I saw somethin' about a bar somewhere, but that it was drying up. I'd feel bad if I popped in and cleaned them out right now, so I guess I gotta just deal.