[[Locked from Errol and Nightmare]]

[ok_optimism_go]

Right, so! Figure I'd better introduce myself since last time I uh...didn't. The name's Zack Fair, and I can do pretty much anything. That said, I'm gonna announce something important you guys.

Fair Services is open for business! Basically it's an "anything goes," business; you need something moved, painted, fought, fixed, I'm the man you come

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[omniconcert]

Can you kill zombies?

[ok_optimism_go]

Hell yeah I can! I've killed undead before probably somewhere.

[omniconcert]

Ohmigosh, really?

Then, like, I totally need your help!

[ok_optimism_go]

No problem! Where's those zombies?

[omniconcert]

Everywhere.

[ok_optimism_go]

So what, you want me to kill all of 'em? That's a hefty job; you're gonna be feeding me for a long time.

[omniconcert]

Well, there are a few main ones I want you to kill. Two, actually.

Do you eat rocks?

[ok_optimism_go]

Yeah? That's not so bad.

'Fraid not, darlin'. :\ I eat meat and vegetables and fruits and grains, like the next guy. If you don't have any of that, I'll take clean water, too.

[omniconcert]

Well, one is named Edgeworth. He's a jerk, and, like, tries to talk all nice to confuse you. But he's a zombie. And the other is this scary old zombie lady named Yzma. You'll totally know her when you see her.

If you can, like, totally take care of them, I'll find you some yummy stuff!

[ok_optimism_go]

Uh...I'm pretty sure zombies don't talk. Except for groans and grunts and stuff. Are you sure they're zombies?

[omniconcert]

I'm totally sure.

[ok_optimism_go]

Well, okay; I'll check 'em out for ya.

[omniconcert]

A-W-E-S-O-M-E! You've got to be totally careful, though. They're, like, so totally bad.

[ok_optimism_go]

Got it. I'll watch out.