A Story - "My Mom - The Crazy Bitch"

[ok_kid_amnesiac]

So today, my mom wakes me up around 10 am
"Mike, wake up, dont you have work today?"
"No, mom, I dont"
"Well I want your laundry finished today"
"Ok mom, Im gonna go back to sleep for a while, but Ill finish it"

4 hours later

Mike is sleeping peacefully.
Mom storms in the room.
"PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET OUT!!!"
"huh?"
"PACK YOUR BAGS, I DONT WANT YOU LIVING IN MY HOUSE ANYMORE!!"
"why?"
"IT'S 2 O CLOCK AND YOU HAVENT DONE YOUR LAUNDRY!!"
"So what, Ill do it...I have all day"
"YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ALL DAY AND HAVENT EVEN STARTED!"
"I'm tired I worked late last night"
"I'M TIRED OF THIS I WANT YOU OUT"

Mike then gets up and stops arguing, packs his bags and calls Shannon to pick him up.
Mike has realized his mom is a crazy, irrational bitch.
THE END

So yeah, Im living with Robbie for now......no car....no phone, so if you want to get in contact with me call Robbie...if you dont know Robbie's number, well then I probably dont want you calling me anyway.

Well yeah....thats it...pretty sad...but used to it.
I bought a carton of Marlboro Reds...and some cookies....but a dog ate them all...........all of them.........ghost dog.