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OK.........NO MORE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE REFERENCES....EVER AGAIN...JUST SHUT UP.
ATTENTION FAT GIRLS: PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK OR WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT YOU.
ATTENTION REDNECKS: JUST BECAUSE I NOW WORK AT WAL-MART DOES NOT MEAN I AM ONE OF YOU.
ATTENTION ARIEL: I LOVE YOU
ATTENTION EVERYONE: GIVE ME MONEY
ATTENTION ATTENTION-SLUTS: NEVERMIND....I WONT GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION
ATTENTION GEORGE W BUSH: WANNA DO SOMETHING AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME THIS FRIDAY?
ATTENTION FUTURE MOMS: MY MOM BOUGHT ME A HANDLE OF RUM TODAY, SO DO THAT FOR YOUR KIDS AND YOULL BE COOL.
ATTENTION FUTURE DADS: CHILD MOLESTATION IS 5-10 YEARS IN JAIL....TRUST ME ITS NOT WORTH IT.
ATTENTION FAT GIRLS: PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK OR WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT YOU.
ATTENTION REDNECKS: JUST BECAUSE I NOW WORK AT WAL-MART DOES NOT MEAN I AM ONE OF YOU.
ATTENTION ARIEL: I LOVE YOU
ATTENTION EVERYONE: GIVE ME MONEY
ATTENTION ATTENTION-SLUTS: NEVERMIND....I WONT GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION
ATTENTION GEORGE W BUSH: WANNA DO SOMETHING AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME THIS FRIDAY?
ATTENTION FUTURE MOMS: MY MOM BOUGHT ME A HANDLE OF RUM TODAY, SO DO THAT FOR YOUR KIDS AND YOULL BE COOL.
ATTENTION FUTURE DADS: CHILD MOLESTATION IS 5-10 YEARS IN JAIL....TRUST ME ITS NOT WORTH IT.