The story of my experiments with herbal beauty care products
The say all these beauty product companies are trying to rob us using our low self- esteem. I'd say they're trying to give business to cold medicine companies, too.
At this point, I probably need to say that my Aunt's an idiot. She keeps watching this stupid TV show where a fat lady, with two inches of makeup, and flowers in her hair coming to push her company's beauty products. She convinced my Mom that her shampoo and facepack are just what I need for my acne and dandruff. My Mom fell for it, and let's face it, I want to be better-looking, too.
So we spent 500 whole bucks on it. Then, I was stuck putting three face packs a day, one which I had to sleep with! Then, on the third day, I put on this hair pack that had to be left on for one hour! The shampoo, of course, is a whole story by itself. I had to put it on, wash it off, put it on, wash it off, and then put it on and leave for half an hour and wash off again! Some effort, huh? On top of that, it was so sticky, that there wasn't nearly enough force in the showers to wash it off, so I had to wash my hair outside, with, guess what? A HOSEPIPE, the kind you use to wash cars! And I'm not even kidding! And all this, in rainy weather.
The upshot of it all was that I caught a cold- I catch colds very easily- and couldn't go to school for almost a week.
And my doctor is livid! I mean, my Mom should have asked him, right? He is my doctor, after all, and he can cure dandruff!
And my Mom hasn't lost hope- today she tried to suggest that I use one of them packs again!
So much for now!
At this point, I probably need to say that my Aunt's an idiot. She keeps watching this stupid TV show where a fat lady, with two inches of makeup, and flowers in her hair coming to push her company's beauty products. She convinced my Mom that her shampoo and facepack are just what I need for my acne and dandruff. My Mom fell for it, and let's face it, I want to be better-looking, too.
So we spent 500 whole bucks on it. Then, I was stuck putting three face packs a day, one which I had to sleep with! Then, on the third day, I put on this hair pack that had to be left on for one hour! The shampoo, of course, is a whole story by itself. I had to put it on, wash it off, put it on, wash it off, and then put it on and leave for half an hour and wash off again! Some effort, huh? On top of that, it was so sticky, that there wasn't nearly enough force in the showers to wash it off, so I had to wash my hair outside, with, guess what? A HOSEPIPE, the kind you use to wash cars! And I'm not even kidding! And all this, in rainy weather.
The upshot of it all was that I caught a cold- I catch colds very easily- and couldn't go to school for almost a week.
And my doctor is livid! I mean, my Mom should have asked him, right? He is my doctor, after all, and he can cure dandruff!
And my Mom hasn't lost hope- today she tried to suggest that I use one of them packs again!
So much for now!