Not as much poop as 7th Heaven.

[oitotheworld2]

On a Tuesday afternoon, my mom came in my room and said get the fuck up out of bed and get a god damn job. So I told her hey, hey fuck you mom and threw the phone at her head, but I missed and hit her in the snatch. So I slammed the door in her face.



Duh, so, I got a job at Starbucks. I start on Thursday.