Rules for surviving a scary movie

[oishisensei]

I ... accidentally watched the whole of 'Scream' online. I found the first part while searching for something funny to send my sister at Halloween and then ... I couldn't stop watching.

This was a mistake. I'm definitely not sending her a copy of 'Scream'. Please no one say "I'll be right back" for at least the next week. Thanks. There are the

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[stranded_steel]

Oishi-san, are you alright?

[oishisensei]

NO.

I'm ... fine. It's just a movie. I should be too old to be scared by it!

[stranded_steel]

I suppose, but "should be" rarely translates to "am", in my experience...

[oishisensei]

.... that is a good analysis, Ohtori.

[stranded_steel]

...Thank you, I suppose.

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Are you quite sure you're alright, Oishi-san?

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[oishisensei]

I ... might not sleep for a week but ... yes.

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[stranded_steel]

...Oishi-san, if you're not sleeping, I'm fairly certain that you don't qualify as 'alright'. Or at least not in my books. You have some very strange definitions of alright.

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[oishisensei]

Well, it's relative ... Inui is trying to give my patients juice. That's ... kinda worse than 'Scream'.

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[stranded_steel]

Seigaku is wierd

If you say so, Oishi-san.

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[oishisensei]

Ohtori, if Inui offers you a juice .... my medical advice is to say no, ok?

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[stranded_steel]

Don't worry it's been one of Hyoutei's unwritten rules since middle school Alright, Oishi-san.