Rules for surviving a scary movie

[oishisensei]

I ... accidentally watched the whole of 'Scream' online. I found the first part while searching for something funny to send my sister at Halloween and then ... I couldn't stop watching.

This was a mistake. I'm definitely not sending her a copy of 'Scream'. Please no one say "I'll be right back" for at least the next week. Thanks. There are the

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[mistertrickster]

I'll be right back.

[oishisensei]

Git.

Very funny, Niou-kun.

[mistertrickster]

Hilarious, really. :)

I suppose you believe everything you see, though?

[oishisensei]

Of course not. The end of the movie in particular was bloody and AWFUL unlikely. It just ... made me jump.

[mistertrickster]

Refresh my memory. What happened at the end?

[oishisensei]

Well, the girl's friend get stuck in a cat flap and then hung from the garage door and she thinks her boyfriend is killed to, but in fact he's the guilty one who then kidnaps her father and .... Niou, you remember this perfectly well, don't you?

[mistertrickster]

Got me there. But in my defense, I was hoping you'd say what happens between the two friends at the end. Doesn't the boyfriend keep stabbing his friend, and then the boyfriend gets shot by what's her face?

[oishisensei]

..... thank you for that image, Niou.

[mistertrickster]

What image? I was asking you to refresh my memory. Shouldn't you have already known?

[worldofice]

I believe such a comment would only be concerning if one cared whether the person returned alive.

[mistertrickster]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised you said that. Such hurtful, hateful words, Atobe. I may just cry.

[worldofice]

How disappointing.

[mistertrickster]

I aim to please.

[worldofice]

And you fail each and every time.

[mistertrickster]

Unless you're disappointed by disappointment, I don't see how it's a fail, Atobe. The result of failure was a success.