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oinkvey

In which the Pig flips an academic shit.

Feb 28, 2008 20:05

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oh shit, stupid school

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priceonyourhead February 29 2008, 03:18:59 UTC

Not one boot to the head in your will? TRAVESTY!

I DIVIDE MY CONSIDERABLE ESTATE AS FOLLOWS: TO MY OVERLY EMOTIONAL SISTER JENNY. WHO GRUBBED WITH HER HUSBAND HANK. GRUBBED FOR EVERYTHING THEY COULD GET FROM ME AND THEN CRIED CROCODILE TEARS WHEN I NEEDED SYMPATHY.

TO JENNY I LEAVE: A BOOT TO THE HEAD.

....AND ANOTHER BOOT TO HER WIMPY HUSBAND HANK.

oinkvey February 29 2008, 20:44:26 UTC

IF I SURVIVE, I AM ADDING THAT SHIT IN.

priceonyourhead February 29 2008, 20:53:00 UTC

ALSO:

ONE LAST THING FOR EVERYONE. I LEAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ICE CREAM.

And Nate, could you guess what flavor it is?

oinkvey February 29 2008, 20:56:07 UTC

OTHER THAN HAPPINESS?! ... no.

priceonyourhead February 29 2008, 20:57:39 UTC

BOOT THE HEAD.

oinkvey February 29 2008, 21:06:02 UTC

BOOT THE HEAD ICE CREAM: A NEW, KILROY BENSON INSPIRED FLAVOR FROM COLDSTONE CREAMERY

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